WHAT’S A MUSLIM TO DO??
You are a good, moral, moderate Muslim living in the land of the kafirs and decide to go to the mall to shop. You enter the mall and are browsing around when suddenly the air is filled with thunderous explosions followed by booms of gunshots everywhere. For a moment you don’t know what to make of all this noise. Perhaps it is some kind of kafir celebration. Maybe the mall is celebrating 20 years in operation.
Suddenly the noise is coming closer and hundreds of kafirs are scurrying for cover like the cockroaches they are – yelling and screaming in fear and terror. You see some kafirs being hit with bullets and falling to the floor blood pouring out of their wounds. Heads are blown off. Stomachs are torn open.
You start to run for your life.
And just as suddenly you come face to face with a jihadi – a good, moral, orthodox, pious Muslim man fulfilling his jihad duty to Allah to instill terror into the kafir. But you are not a kafir – you are a Muslim who prays 5 times a day. You are good and pious. you are moral and moderate. And you are now facing certain death at another Muslim’s hand.
This is not right.
“I’m a Muslim!” you yell to the Jihadi. “Don’t shoot me.”
How does the Jihadi know you are not lying? How does he know you are truly a Muslim and not one of those low life kafir cockroaches fleeing Allah’s justice in terror.
In a split second, the jihadi who is under tremendous pressure to murder as many kafirs as quickly as he can but who doesn’t want to kill another Muslim in the process manages the moment. “I will ask a question of this person standing in front of me and if he cannot answer then I will blow off his fifthly kafir head and spew his worthless kafir brains all over this kafir mall” thinks the jihadi.
” I don’t know you are a Muslim. Answer My question and prove you are a Muslim”
The Muslim who is facing certain death breathes a sigh of relief. “I know the Quran inside out. I know the answer to every possible question this jihadi could ask. I’m going to live and not die with all these miserable kafirs” thinks the Muslim who quickly runs possible questions through his mind. Where was Muhammad born – no problem. Mecca. What year was he born – no problem – 570. Who is the mother of all us Muslims – no problem – Aisha. Any question about the Quran/Hadith – no problem.
“Who was Muhammad’s mother?” shouts the Jihadi.
What! screams the brain of this poor Muslim facing becoming a body with no head. Who was Muhammad’s mother – of all the frigging (cannot use the F word) questions. I know the answers to a 1001 questions and he asks the 1002 question. I don’t have a clue who Muhammad’s mother was.
So – WHAT’S A MUSLIM TO DO.
Facing certain death he cannot guess at the answer. A wrong answer means instant death.
The Muslim must pretend he did not hear the question. This is the only way out of certain death.
He starts yelling “Allah Akbar! Allah Akbar!” But of course this yelling will not impress the jihadi. Most kafirs know Allah Akbar. Jihadis scream it all the time whilst murdering them. Often it’s the last thing a dirty najjis kafir hears.
So our Muslim knows he must immediately bond with the jihadi. Get on his jihadi side so to speak. He must demonstrate in split seconds that he is one with the jihadi.
After yelling Allah Akbar, the Muslim declares to the jihadi – “You are the true soldier of Allah. You are his noble obedient servant.” (and then starts quoting the Quran to prove that he too is an obedient servant of Allah – a great supporter of jihad (provided he is not killed in error. )
5:33 The only reward of those who make war upon Allah and His messenger and strive after corruption in the land will be that they will be killed or crucified, or have their hands and feet on alternate sides cut off, or will be expelled out of the land. Such will be their degradation in the world, and in the Hereafter theirs will be an awful doom;
8:12 When thy Lord inspired the angels, (saying): I am with you. So make those who believe stand firm. I will throw fear into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Then smite the necks and smite of them each finger.
8:67—“It is not for any prophet to have captives until he hath made slaughter in the land. Ye desire the lure of this world and Allah desireth (for you) the Hereafter, and Allah is Mighty, Wise.” [Allah insisting that Muhammad kill all the prisoners, and should not keep any surrendered prisoners alive until He occupied entire Arabia.]
These teachings will bring a smile to the jihadi’s face and joy to his heart.
After hearing these exhortations the Muslim is free to go.
However whatever blood curdling verse the Muslim chooses DO NOT RECITE 2:256
Let there be no compulsion in religion: Truth stands out clear from Error: whoever rejects evil and believes in God hath grasped the most trustworthy hand-hold, that never breaks. And God heareth and knoweth all things.
This will be an immediate death sentence. Your Muslim head will not only be blown off but the jihadi will empty his Ak 47 into your bloody lifeless body. Not even Allah will be pleased since he – in his great genius abrogated 2:256 with 9:5 Verse of The Sword.
Of course, if this Muslim had been killed, CAIR, the Muslim Council of Britain and thousands of other Muslim organizations would be glorifying his death declaring – “Look we Muslims to were killed by these jihadists. We are suffering just as much as you are suffering.” in public and exulting over yet another “martyr” for Islam in private.
For vivid depiction of the Nairobi massacre see here:
How can any human being with even just the slightest sliver of humanity be a Muslim. Its time to abandon this evil, vile ideology that was the product of a diseased mind. To believe that Muhammad met Gabriel and received these monstrous verses to kill, terrorize, slaughter is such a sin against God. The words to kill/fight are mentioned over 35,000 times in the Quran/Hadith/Sira.
To believe that if God exists, He would sanctify the Massacres of Nairobi, Boston, New York, London, Mumbai, Madrid, Banu Qurayza,Karbala just a few of thousands of Islamic massacres over the past 1400 years is true blasphemy.
SHAME ON ALL MUSLIMS.
Jake Neuman is the author of “Jihad Is Treason”