Creepy time down South!
She was a 1,400-year-old woman in the body of a ten-year-old girl. She should have returned to the Netherworld where she belonged but she had decided to stay in the 21st Century in her preteen shape to be with the man she loved, the private eye who had saved her life and had recovered her time warp from the despicable wretches that had stolen it. But she had questioned the Prophet in 642 AD and now her old enemies were after her and a new threat to her existence had arisen in the form of J. Wallingford Bromide. Bromide was a ginky college dropout. He was better known as the Necromancer; he could bring dead people back to life. He had joined forces with the notorious Imam ali-Kazam. Their intention was to set up an American Caliphate. All that stood between them and success was private detective Bernard Piffy and a ten-year-old girl and her cat.
A Girl and Her Cat: The Search for Yaser Abdel Said Vol. 7 by Denis Schulz
It was as dark as bin Laden’s heart on 9/11. Everything was under two or three inches of water. Did it matter? She was already soaking wet. She couldn’t get any wetter than she was. Why was she so worried about where she sat down? Was something going to grab her? Yes, something—maybe an alligator. She was scared—little girl scared.
“Do you have to run so fast?” she cried.
Ingrate stopped to look back at the ten-year-old. Yes, he had to run so fast. He had to get out of the swamp. There were no smelt and there were plenty of things that could crunch a little kitty cat to pieces with one bite—alligators, wild boars, serpents with mouths larger than Harry Reid’s: the ghost of Blackbeard’s dog. It would not do to tarry. But he could not desert the child. She was so young and helpless. He went back.
“We should notify Eric Holder,” suggested Albatross.
“Are you kidding?” said Piffy. “Holder has closer ties to Islamic terrorism than Adolph Hitler had to Heinrich Himmler.”
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