Lion King Live

by Sher Khan
 

Lion King: Thanks for watching PCNN, the Politically Correct News Network. Tonight we have three distinguished guests from three different places of the world. Imam al-Haj Nasiruddin will participate from a cave of Afghanistan , Dr. Jamal Bashar from London and Yasin Islam, formerly known as Kitty Stylus will share his thoughts from Chicago . We also have a special guest, Dr. Ali Sina from Canada with whom we will have telephonic conversation for security reason. His anti-Islamic web site Faithfreedom.org caused a loss of faith among many Muslims. This show is not intended to offend any Muslim. I like to remind our viewers that “Appeasing the Muslims” is our company policy.  

Imam Nasir graduated from Islamic University of Saudi Arabia and his fatwas inspire many dedicated Muslims of the world to sacrifice their lives. He knows and understands every word of Quran and Sunnah. He also served as Imam of Kaba for ten years. In a recent change of American attitude he had to hide in the cave of remote Afghan areas, where our TV crews are waiting for him. 

Mr. Yasin Islam is a converted Muslim and an author of many Islamic books. Some of his famous books are, “A is for Assailant”, “Magic of the last prophet” and “Spider man, the last prophet”. Dr. Jamal Bashar is the president of London Muslim association.

Hello Mr.Bashar, Let’s start with Jihad. What is your opinion on this subject? 

Jamal Bashar Actually Jihad means struggle to achieve. It’s a matter of self-discipline, an internal struggle to develop the power of self-control against one’s evil desires. Even though media of west has deliberately used this word as holy war, in reality Jihad has nothing to do with instigating a war.

Lion King: Beautiful! I am glad to hear that Islam is a religion of peace. Hello Mr. Yasin Islam, what’s your opinion?  

Yasin Islam: The pen of a writer may be more effective than the sword of the fighter. In Islam, “Jihad” is striving in the way of Allah by tongue, pen and with arms, if only unavoidable. Jihad is recognizing Allah and striving to love him the most, doing righteous deeds, defending the nation and freeing people from tyranny. 

Lion King: I understand there is no place for violence in Islam but history and current affairs indicate otherwise. So let’s check with Imam Nasir.  

Imam Nasir: All praise to be Allah, the Compassionate, the Merciful. The word “Jihad” has been mentioned in 31 places of the holy Quran and Allah is advising Muslims to fight against non-believers and evil ones. Our beloved prophet Muhammad (PBUH) launched 56 battles in his lifetime to obey the laws of Quran and successfully established the Islamic States of Madina and Mecca . In Sura Al-Baqara, Allah has prescribed fighting for Muslims whether they like it or not, and Muslims should keep fighting until faith in Allah prevails. Also when a Muslim calls for Jihad, it becomes obligatory for other Muslims to join him. Twisting the meaning of Jihad is simply a blasphemy. Islam is the best religion of all and disbelievers of Islam will go to hell. It’s the duty of all Muslims to expedite this process. 

Lion King: Now I am really confused. Let’s hear from Ali Sina.

Ali Sina : The truth is that Islam is not a religion of peace. It is a religion of hate, of terror and of war. Islam as it is taught in the Quran and lived by Muhammad, as is reported in the Hadith is a religion of injustice, intolerance, cruelty, absurdness, discrimination, contradictions and blind faith. Islam advocates killing of non-Muslims and abuses the human rights of minorities and women. Islam expanded mostly by Jihad and forced its way by killing the non-believers and the dissidents. I reject Islam because of Muhammad’s lack of moral and ethical fortitude, and because of the absurdities and cruelties in the Quran. Imam Nasir’s description of Islam is more accurate than the other two participants. Sadly, Imam Nasir cannot see the darkness of Islam and that Muhammad was but a cult leader. 

Yasin Islam: You are insulting my prophet. I am shocked. (Yasin Islam starts crying and one of the TV crews offers him a box of tissue) 

Imam Nasir: Ali Sina, you are a Murtad Fitri, even though you are eligible for a second chance but I won’t give it to you. I would sharpen my knife, hold your neck..….. 

Lion King: Stop! Stop! Stop! You can’t have this kind of graphic description in my show. I thought you said Islam is a religion of peace! Anyway, what’s Murtad Fitri? 

Imam Nasir: Anyone who leaves Islam is considered an enemy of Islam. When a born Muslim becomes an apostate he is called Murtad Fitri. They do not get a second chance to repent and return to Islam. However, converted Muslims do get a second chance. They are called Murtad Milli. Male apostates are executed even if they repent. Female apostates are released from imprisonment if they repent. 

Jamal Bashar: This is not right. Quran says, No compulsion in religion. 

Lion King: Mr. Ali Sina, what’s your take on this famous verse? 

Ali Sina: This verse was aimed at non-believers. Islam does not ask a non-believer to change his religion but it definitely creates an environment that leaves no choice for non-believers but to convert or live in dhimitude which means living as subservient to Muslims. First, Quran says, “Truly the right way has become clearly distinct from error”.

Then, Quran tells Muslims to kill the disbelievers wherever they find them (2:191), murder them and treat them harshly (9:123), slay them (9:5), fight with them (8:65), strive against them with great endeavor (25:52), be stern with them because they belong to hell (66:9), strike off their heads; then after making a “wide slaughter among them, carefully tie up the remaining captives” for ransom (Q;47:4). This is the punishment of the pagans. As for the Christians and the Jews, the order is to subdue them and impose on them a penalty tax, after humiliating them (9:29).

In 7th century, the psychological pressure and beheading of some unbelievers made others to join Islam. Once they joined Islam, it became a point of no return. This is how “No compulsion in religion” worked.

Lion King: Hello, Mr. Jamal. What do you think of Ali Sina’s explanation?

Jamal Hasan: Ali Sina is quoting those verses “Out of Context”.

Lion King: How about Mr. Nasir, do you think the same way?

Imam Nasir: I hate to agree with Ali Sina, the Murtad Fitri but he definitely has explained honestly. You see, Islam is the only true religion of the whole world and this whole earth belongs to Allah (SWA). All children are born as Muslims. It’s the parents who make them believe otherwise. We are doing a great favor to this people who join Islam.

Ali Sina: There are Ahadith that clearly mention about killing the apostate of Islam.

Yasin Islam: I think there are many Ahadith that are not dependable and should be discarded. Islam is a religion of peace and love. Quran has many hidden meanings that have not been discovered yet. Inshallah I will find a connection between music and Islam. I will change Hajj festival to Jazz festival and have Imams of all mosques play piano with prayers.

Imam Nasir: Yasin Islam, I declare you as a Murtad Milli. You, so-called Muslims live in western countries and lie to save your skin. Do you know Muhammad (PBUH) forbade Muslims to live under a non-Muslim ruler? It’s better to eat the root of a tree than living in an unIslamic country. Allah (SWA) also said, “. Let not the believers take the disbelievers as Auliyâ (supporters, helpers, etc.) instead of the believers, and whoever does that will never be helped by Allâh in any way, except if you indeed fear a danger from them. And Allâh warns you against Himself (His Punishment), and to Allâh is the final return.”

Lion King: Hello Mr. Yasin. Hello! Hello! Oh, well! There must be some technical difficulties. How about you Mr. Jamal? Are you there? No. No response. OK Dr. Sina and Imam Nasir, are you ready to take some phone calls?

Ali Sina: Sure. Sure

Imam Naisr: Inshallah I will show them the right path. All praise to be…….

(A blast sound is heard in the background)

Lion king: Sorry, I have to discontinue the show. A suicide bomber has just blown him up in studio 4.