Send a Message to bin Laden, Vote Bush!
week, Osama bin Laden delivered the following advice to Americans:
security is not in the hands of [Democratic presidential candidate John]
Kerry or Bush or al-Qaida. Your security is in your own hands and each
state which does not harm our security will remain safe.
it make you swell with pride for this madman, this human virus, to endorse
American democracy? No wonder
Michael Moore holds him in such regard; he’s just a scary version of
Jimmy Carter! So long as we
vote the right way, and live by bin Laden’s rules, we’ll be secure.
Surely, all America is about to convert to Islam, put our women in
burkas, mutilate their gentiles and place them under house arrest, stone
all of the homosexuals, cut the tongues out of all who dissent, fill our
prisons with children, burn all books that do not support radical Islam
and exterminate the Jews! If
we do all of this, and elect a weak president who will bow at the alter of
Islamic terrorism, bin Laden will leave us alone!
He’ll let us live in peace, just like he did before President
Bush declared the War on Terror – back when he only killed us 3,000 at a
time on 9/11!
guess bin Laden didn’t coordinate with “Azzam the American”, another
al Qaeda terrorist, who issued the following warning only a few days
my fellow countrymen you are guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty. You are as
guilty as Bush and Cheney. You're as guilty as Rumsfeld and Ashcroft and
Powell," he says in what he calls his message to
. "After decades of American tyranny and oppression, now it's your
turn to die. Allah willing, the streets of
will run red with blood matching drop for drop the blood of
Perhaps the cave to spider-hole
teleconference broke down, and they just couldn’t get together on the
right message. Either way,
I’ve got an unprintable response for both of them, which involves them
performing certain anatomically impossible acts.
, and Americans may not always get along or agree on politics, religion or
much else. But, we sure as
hell don’t need a couple of dirt squatting cave dwellers telling us how
to vote! Bin Laden and Azzam
issue their barely coherent threats on video, because their armies are
crushed. Over 75% of the
leadership of al Qaeda is dead or is in prison.
Two of the world’s top terror sponsor regimes in
, have been toppled, replaced with democracies.
Several other nations that once funded these diseased rats who
screech at us from their holes have become our allies in the War on
Terror. We are slowly, but
surely eradicating the disease of Islamic terror from the face of the
of President Bush claim that failing to kill or capture bin Laden thus far
makes the War on Terror a failure. We
would all like to see bin Laden dead.
However, we never killed or captured Hitler either.
We defeated Nazi Germany and its allies, while that pathetic madman shot
himself. Bin Laden will meet
his fate eventually as well, but his threats and video taped messages will
not weaken American resolve to hasten his meeting with 72 virgins, who
hopefully look like Madeline Albright and share the personality of Hillary
Laden and Azzam’s messages will only strengthen our resolve.
So, thank you, you disgusting embodiment of all that is reviled,
for reminding Americans of the most important issue in this election –
the War on Terror. Economic,
social, political, partisan and moral issues all pale in comparison.
No amount of money in our pockets is worth our life, the lives of
our families and our countrymen. No
loyalty to a political party or concern over civil rights supersedes this
issue. Our rights are
meaningless to suicide bombers. Terrorists
do not ask your political affiliation before they cut your head off.
Islamic fascists don’t ask you if you support gay marriage or
oppose partial birth abortion, before they slaughter your children in
their own classrooms. The only
pertinent question in this election is which candidate is strongest in the
war on terror – which candidate has the courage to recognize and fight
will send a strong message to bin Laden and his ilk, that we will never
back down. We will fight the
terrorists where we find them. We
will fight them to the death, no matter the sacrifice of lives and tax
dollars. We will not be cowed
by the threats of irrelevant madmen, nor will we surrender or negotiate.
We will re-elect President Bush, and we will, “hunt down the evil
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