“Hubba-hubba! ……Oh babe!
You’re hot!…… Wheweee…wheweeee…!” Mohammad whistles like a spoiled
teen-ager. He tries to peep through the curtain one more time, then starts
humming - “Baggy Baggy
heart…..Baggy Baggy heart! !” The
desert sun is burning, so is Mohammad’s desire. He has a reason for the
Mohammed went to his adopted
son Zaid’s home to discuss a great robbery scheme that he planned. Zaid b
Mohammed just left for unemployment office and his wife Zainab was home alone.
The blazing heat of the desert was unbearable and Zainab had barely any clothes
on, giving her beautiful body a little air.
Mohammad knew Zainab very well because they were cousins but he never saw
her in a birthday suit. The gorgeous curve of her body looked like an hourglass
and it was enough for Mohammed to turn him on.
Zaid came from a Christian
tribe of Bani Kalb from
and he was known as Zaid b. Harith. During a tribal fight, he was captured by
the rival group and sold into slavery. Khadija, the first wife and the boss of
Mohammed bought this slave but presented to her husband as a gift. Mohammad did
not have lieutenants in those days, so he freed Zaid from slavery and tried to
gain trust of this young man. Meanwhile, Zaid’s real father and an uncle were
looking for Zaid all over the
. Finally, they trailed Zaid and begged Mohammad to release him. Mohammad did
not want to loose a future general of his army. He adopted Zaid as his son and
changed his name from Zaid b. Harith
to Zaid b. Muhammad.. Muhammad sworn in front of the black stone of the Ka'aba
keeping the father and the uncle of Zaid as witnesses -: "Bear testimony,
all ye that are present. Zaid is my son; I will be his heir and he shall be
Muir, The Life of Muhammad, ed. T.H. Wair, p. 35). Apparently,
Allah did not pay attention to Mohammad’s misdemeanors and raise no objection
introduced Islam as a non-profit organization but he was not doing very well.
His wife Khadija was an old lady compared to young and handsome Mohammad. It was
a matter of mutual benefit, Mohammad enjoyed the wealth of Khadija and she was
proud to have a young husband. Naturally, Khadija became the first victim of
Islam but rest of the community rejected the ridiculousness of the new religion.
Many historians believe Zaid was one of the first to become the prey of Islam.
Mohammad did his best to satisfy Zaid and convinced him to join Islam.
Zaid became a gang member of Islam, Mohammad decided to reward him with an
attractive woman. He wanted his beautiful cousin Zainab to marry Zaid but why
should she marry an ex-slave? She inquired if she has been asked or ordered by
the prophet to marry Zaid. Overconfident Mohammed said, “I am asking you.” -
Zainab flatly refused the proposal. Mohammad’s problem is Allah’s problem.
It did not take long for Allah to send a message (33.36)
and force Zainab to marry Zaid.
Mohammad realized that no one would listen to him if he plays Mr. Nice guy. He
started raiding commercial caravans and used the robbed money to build an army.
Slowly Mohammad became a powerful king and he did not have to please Zaid
anymore. When Khadija was alive, Mohammad could not make any girlfriend because
he was depended on Khadija’s money. As soon as Khadija passed away, Mohammad
decided to enjoy his life. When Mohammad fell in love with Zainab, Zaid was
fully under his control. He was hypnotized by
Mohammad’s glamour like a fly caught in a spider’s web.
order to marry adopted son Zaid’s wife, Mohammad faced two crucial problems.
First, the idea of marrying a daughter-in-law caused hue and cry in the society.
Second, He already had four wives and making Zainab will make her the fifth
wife, it will go against a Quranic teaching that permits a Muslim to own only
took a few puffs of Marijuana, pretended to do meditation and tossed a series of
verses to solve all problems. Verse 33.37 was
summoned allowing Mohammad to marry his adopted son’s wife, verse 33.40
ensured Mohammad cannot be an adopted son’s father and verse 33.50
came down to make an exception for Mohammad to stockpile more than four wives.
Islam prohibited the most dangerous (!), inhuman (?) and barbaric (!) practice
Messenger of God went out one day seeking him. On Zaid's door was a curtain,
which the wind moved to show her unveiled in her chamber. The heart of the
Prophet was stricken by admiration for her" (Annals of al-Tabari, 2:453).
Narrated 'Aisha: (the wife of
the Prophet) Abu Hudhaifa, one of those who fought the battle of Badr, with
Allah's Apostle adopted Salim as his son and married his niece Hind bint Al-Wahd
bin 'Utba to him' and Salim was a freed slave of an Ansari woman. Allah's
Apostle also adopted Zaid as his son. In the Pre-lslamic period of ignorance
the custom was that, if one adopted a son, the people would call him by the
name of the adopted-father whom he would inherit as well, till Allah
revealed: "Call them (adopted sons) By (the names of) their
fathers." (33.5) (Sahhi
Expeditions led by the Prophet)