But, Al Qeada elements wanted to establish their one-upness or suzerainty over everyone here also, which was not acceptable to many. Al Qeada’s men are grouping themselves now and they are all eagerly awaiting their leader soon at Jannat for the formation of Osama Bin Laden Brigade!

[There is also a saying: Idle brain is a devil’s workshop and just imagine, with the real devils in Jannat as idle-inmates who were also intoxicated alcoholics, what more could be expected from them?]

Why did Allah not take timely action in all these years?

That is a several million-dollar question and very inconvenient at that.

The unprecedented present rush to Jannat in such large proportions necessitated Allah to resort to Jannat Shutdown now and re-engineering the entire Jannat set-up.

The mere quantum of provision of aids for the Jannat inmates was quite mind bogging exercise even to Allah i.e. 72 Houris and 28 boys for every single inmate for their sex. Supposing for a Billion Jihadis population at Jannat, Allah had to generate 100 Billion sex-aids besides the other auxiliaries required like Housing, Wine, Food, Water, Clothing facilities etc.

Thank Allah for the following blessings too - there was no sweat, and no nature’s call in Jannat. Just imagine, if these beneficial blessings were to be absent, the whole lot of Jannat would be more stinking than all the earthly slums put together, and no perfumes permeating the Jannati-air will ever help the offensively malodorous situation!!

But, it was the most distressingly disgusting sight through out the day whenever Allah went out for stroll because every inmate without fail, was only engaged in sexual perversions in residences, streets, parks, and even open spaces. So, Allah had stopped going out of His palace forever.

Now Allah realized the enormity of the problem and found none to help him out too.

In such a perilous situation of finding a solution, he jotted down various options:

Study and compare the management ethics / doctrines / criteria adopted in other Heavens of other religions and see whether anything can be usefully adopted. He then found out that every other religion was totally opposed to His philosophy in every aspect and it would be very suicidal for Him to adopt a different type of philosophy at this stage, other than the present Islamic philosophy of loot, rape, treachery and murder, thus exposing and confirming His stupidity in the creation of Islam.

Outsourcing the solution: When Allah even approached the Heads of other Heavens, the response was very cold and unnerving. They put up a --“No entry for any Muslim” board at their respective gates, as they all know the ramifications this could create, such as Wars among Religions in Space also. So, they never wanted any connection whatsoever in any form with Islamic cult.

3. Amendment into a single and consolidated Quran and abolition of Hadiths and Sunnah completely by an Allah Ordinance: Okay. Done. But…

But whom would Allah send as Messenger to Earth? It was the real dilemma for Allah in sending the old messenger, Mahamood once again because he was already declared as the last of the prophets. So, he could not be sent. Even otherwise, Allah was once bitten, so He was twice shy.

In choosing another different messenger Allah never wanted take the risk this time by choosing another earthling. So, the new messenger had to be chosen carefully only after due evaluation and so it would take time. But there was also a possibility that the final candidate would again be from these unsocial known-desperados now parading before Him as martyrs.

So he jettisoned the very idea of amendment to Quran too.

In this gloom, Allah needed some disposal solution ultimately helpful to Him in terms of at least future inmates of Jannat. This, Allah found in Hadith: Abu Dawood: Vol 3 - Book 40 - Hadith 4580 regarding No. of sects in Islam: (72 sects) + real Islam 1 = Total 73 sects.) Volume 3, Book 40, Number 4580

Abu ‘Amir al-Hawdhani said: Mu’awiyah b. Abi Sufyan stood among us and said: Beware! The apostle of Allah (may peace be upon him) stood among us and said: Beware! The people of the Book were split up into seventy-two sects, and this community will be split up into seventy-three: seventy-two of them will go to Hell and one of them will go to Paradise , and it is the majority group.

Allah was also not happy that even the 73^rd sect should reach Jannat. That situation was also a nightmare for Him, as the final 73^rd sect would be too fiercely concentrated lot of Islamic fanatics even though their numeric strength might be low.

Allah found no solution under the vexing conditions. Allah has now to decide whether to continue Jannat or close it down. Allah found himself as if an earthling clutching a tiger’s tail in his trembling hand, i.e., to keep endlessly the tiger’s tail in his hand is more unnerving but the alternative is much worse, i.e., if the tail were to be abandoned from his hand, you know, what can happen? That is the end!!

Allah cursed that either all Islamists cannibalise themselves from within and become extinct on their own or the entire world would rise as one to quell Islam and its ideology once for all completely, even if necessary, violently too, and teach a lesson or two to the pretending sleepers of Islamic cult, Al Qaeda, CAIR and the likes.

What will happen to the present inmates of Jannat? I don’t know. Allah jane which mean Allah knows better.

And that was Allah’s Final Solution, yes, yes, Final Solution! You know what I mean!!

For the first time Allah regretted for allowing the creation of Islamic cult 1400 years ago as well as continuation to this day.

At the same time, Allah felt extremely happy that the Internet revolution had opened the eyes of many muslims to become apostates or humanists and enlighten many non-muslims that Islam can never be a religion of peace as made out to be so long, and still believed so by many. The Internet can also help in educating simultaneously the believers & the non-believers - about the true contents of Quran, Hudith and Sunnah, about the absurdities or contradictions or dangers or dark-deeds or idiosyncrasies or inconsistencies or intolerances or rowdyism or terrorism in Islamic cult. Thus uniting both of them will definitely go a long way, helpful to wipe the ideology of Islam from out from this world altogether like the Faithfreedom now doing.

# [Mahamood can be split into two words in Sanskrit language i.e. (Maha + Mood) which really mean (Biggest + fool)].

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