Open Letter to All New Converts to Islam
Praise be to Allah.
Now that you have believed
in the True Religion, it is time for you to have a deeper understanding of
Islam. It is my most sincere wish that you make your Muslim cleric, friend
or spouse who helped you ‘revert to Islam’ proud and pleasantly
surprised by your knowledge in Islam and by how fast you can come to
having the correct views of a true believer. Remember, the only correct
perspective in this world, is a Muslim’s.
The first step of
achieving this (if you have not already done so) is to stop asking them
irritating questions such as what is Islam’s stand on 9/11, killings of
Christians, Hindus etc. in Egypt, Sudan, Indonesia, Pakistan, Iran,
Nigeria, southern Philippines, Kashmir etc. thereby forcing him to repeat
for the umpteenth time that “Islam means Peace” and that “These
Killers are not Real Muslims”.
Remember that you are a
Muslim now. Instead of causing him to waste his time lying to you when he
has a lot of other better things to do, such as lying to another potential
convert, you should be helping him attend to and guide the infinite number
of potential converts. Remember … you are no longer a customer but an
employee now. Thus, the advertisements and sales presentations are no
longer meant for you [Anyway all your answers are found in the Quran, so
read it yourself]
I would encourage you to
have faith in yourself and never underestimate your potential just because
you are a new convert. Tariq ibn Ziyad and Khalid ibn Al-Walid who led
Muslim excursions into other people’s countries to conquer, pillage,
rape and did other great things for Islam were new converts when they
started off in their careers. I regret however, that prior to converting,
they were part of the armies who resisted Islam. But anyhow, they and
their infidel compatriots became Muslims after some “prompting” and
“persuasion”. All’s well that end’s well.
Let me share with you some
other baby steps as a New Muslim to make your Muslim proselyter proud:
You have found the truth
and it is Allah’s will that others should know the truth. Allah in his
infinite wisdom has provided the most ingenious method of converting
unbelievers. You can start of with just a sword (so long as it is sharp
enough to separate body parts, it will do). This method is FAST, HIGHLY
EFFECTIVE, COST EFFICIENT and not to mention COMPELLING. For more details,
please see the Quran and the Hadiths.
How much time, effort and
money have Ahmad Deedat and Jeremiah McAuliffe spent just to win a handful
of converts? Using the method in the Quran, Muhammad (peace be upon him…
coz’ if you’re non-Muslim, it’s rest in peace) and his Companions
had Islam in Spain within less than a century. Praise be to Allah.
2) You are at War against
Don’t’ forget that
it’s okay that these infidels die because they only THINK that their
religion is true whereas you KNOW that yours is true.
[For more information see
Shaykh Sa’eed ibn Wahf al-Qahtaani’s The
Levels of Jihaad - Its merits and the reason for gaining victory over
1997 The Invitation to Islam, UK at Islaam.com]
3) Kill the Apostates
For this is the will of
Allah. After all, wouldn’t you expect your “brothers and sisters in
Islam” to do the same for you should you change your mind about Islam.
Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world and you renouncing
Islam, is just bad for business. No offence.
Anyway, as Muslims always
say “Islam is the most …. if not the only logical religion”. Any
village idiot would know that. If you do not have the common sense to see
this, you truly deserve to be shot.
4) Champion the cause of
Muslims and Islam in the country that you live
If you’re from the UK,
support Yusuf Islam a.k.a Cat Stevens campaign for public funding of
Muslim schools in Britain. This only seems fair. Although Britain is
officially a Christian country it has a growing Muslim minority whereas
Saudi Arabia which is officially a Muslim country, does not have a
Christian minority. (Saudi Arabia has already exterminated and expelled
their Christians and Jews centuries ago)
One should NOT ONLY
discourage public funding of Christian schools in say Pakistan, but should
have Christian schools abolish altogether. This is because these schools
make ready targets of non-Muslim children for PEACE-LOVING Muslims.
5) Champion the Cause of
For example, be supportive
of the Palestinian cause (as oppose to just showing sympathy for
Palestinians like many Westerners). Death to Israel !!! A million martyrs
shall march on Jerusalem !!! After all, Muhammad (peace be upon him) has
declared war on the Jews and killed as well as raped them many centuries
before the formation of the State of Israel.
The Kurds, like the
Palestinians are stateless, predominantly Sunni Muslims, have stayed in
their land for centuries, have their political aspirations suppressed,
have thousands of their innocent civilians killed by chemical weapons
(oops, I’m sorry this is applicable to the Kurds only). But who the hell
cares so long as it is done by brother Muslims, right?
6) If you’re A Woman,
please be supportive of your Muslim husband
If he was to subdue your
unbelieving neighbours/friends/family members and thereafter proceed to
have sexual intercourse with the women (that may include your sisters,
sister-in-laws and best friends), this does not mean that he is unfaithful
or that he does not love you (and his other wives, as the case may be).
Don’t’ forget to tell him to ejaculate into them pursuant to
FROM SAHIH BUKHARI - VOLUME 3, #432:
Narrated Abu Said Al-Khudri that while he was
sitting with Allah's messenger we said, "Oh Allah's messenger, we got
female captives as our booty, and we are interested in their prices, what
is your opinion about coitus interruptus?"
The prophet said, "Do you really do that? It is better for you not to do it. No soul that which Allah has destined to exist, but will
surely come into existence."
FROM SAHIH BUKHARI - VOLUME 9, #506:
Narrated Abu Said Al-Khudri that during the
battle with Bani Al-Mustaliq they (Muslims) captured some females and
intended to have sexual relations with them without impregnating them. So they asked the prophet about coitus interruptus.
The prophet said, "It is better that you should not do it, for
Allah has written whom He is going to create till the Day of
Resurrection". Qaza'a said, "I heard Abu Said saying that the
prophet said, "No soul is ordained to be created but Allah will
God’s laws are higher
[Note : If you are a Woman
Convert, don’t be discouraged just because the Special Incentive Package
for martyrs (i.e. 72 virgins in Paradise with a lifetime warranty of
renewable virginity) does not benefit you. If it’s any consolation,
remember Islam respects and liberates women. What has your previous
religion done for you?]
Remember Islam First,
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