Dear Mr. Sina,
I simply wanted to tell you how much I have learned from reading your site. I
used to be an ardent supporter of Islam, though never a Muslim. (Before 9/11) I
leaned heavily towards Sufism, but you set me straight on that sect. Not only
that, but I have come to understand that the hope of muslims is to truly embrace
their own humanity. After 9/11, I just wanted to pave the middle east into a
giant glass parking lot, but you have shown me how muslims suffer, especially
women. I no longer have any hatred toward muslims. You have also shown me that
humour is the one weapon against which muslims have no defense. It is in this
vein that I would like to contribute essays to your site. ~please let me know if
this is the sort of thing you might want on your website. I write under the name
Jauhara al Kafirah, and I publicly post from the email address: [email protected]
(not the current address from where I am writing)
Swedish Cops are Suffering from Stockholm Syndrome
Soon, the police in
will be getting new, culturally sensitive headgear. (See above image for
details). Such a comfort it will be for a Muslim woman to call the cops in Malmö,
knowing that a sympathetic, properly attired Muslim gendarme will show up and
dutifully take her report, should the need arise. Picture the following
scenario, if you will:
"I received a call about a domestic disturbance. What seems to be the
problem, ya Sayid Ahmad?"
"It is my third wife, Samira, officer. Today has just been awful! I had to
drive an unveiled pregnant kufr woman to her doctor's appointment today, and she
was not accompanied by any male family member, and when I rebuked her, she
laughed and said that she
didn't NEED any man in her life, that her baby was conceived in a DISH!
HARAAM, I told her."
"Indeed she is lucky you didn't give
her a good raping, Insha'llah, she will be, if she is ever on my watch. So,
why have I been called here?"
Well, ya Sayid Officer, I was so angry with the righteous anger of Allah, who is
merciful and compassionate and He knows best, that I came home and slit Samira's
"Perfectly understandable. How old was she?"
"Aaaaaah, now I understand completely. She probably had a saucy little
mouth on her, right?'
"Yes, ya Sayid Officer. And she burned the chickpeas, because she was too
busy watching Oprah.
"Well, you did the right thing. We'll send someone out in a half hour to
take her off to the dump, How would you like to have us report this?
"Very well, then. Will do. If I can be of further assistance, ya Sayid
Ahmad, just call the station."
"I will, Brother. See you at the mosque on Friday. Ma'a Salaama."
Thanks to D.T.
Devereaux for his powerful and fantastic artwork!