Muslims Don’t Grow Up
Have you ever noticed how much is common between beliefs and thinking of little children and grown up. Muslims? Consider the following:
Children believe: | Muslims believe: |
Children believe everything in their storybooks without a question. |
Muslims believe everything in their religious books without a question. |
Children believe that Tarzan can talk to animals. | Muslims believe that Sulaiman could talk to animals; he could even hear ants talking miles away. |
Children believe that all animals of the world can behave like humans and can follow orders given by humans. | Muslims believe that all animals of the world can behave like humans and follow orders given by humans as they followed Noah's order to come take a ride with him in his ark. |
Children think that stars are small playthings and a tall enough person can reach up, grab and throw them at any one. | Muslims believe that stars are small enough for god to reach down, grab, and throw them at mischievous satans and jins trying to listen to higher assembly. |
Children believe that earth is flat, sun and moon are lamps, which go around the earth, and stars are decorations on a solid blue sky, which is a canopy on earth, | Muslims also believe the same. |
Children believe in beautiful fairies. | Muslims believe in beautiful houris. |
Children believe that fairies come and place money under their pillows when they are asleep. | Muslims believe that houries come and share their pillows when they are dead. |
Children believe in ghosts and monsters. | Muslims believe in jins and satans. |
Children believe that ghosts and monsters hide under their beds during the night. | Muslims believe that jins and satans hide in their noses and their bathrooms during the night. |
Children believe in magic kingdom with all the goodies and hope to live in it some day. | Muslim believe in heaven with all the goodies and hope to live in it some day. |
Children dream of visiting disney land one day, and when this dream comes true it is the happiest time of their lives. | muslims dream of visiting mecca one day, and when this dream comes true, it is the happiest time of their lives. |
When in Disneyland, children wear Disney character T-shirts and Mickey mouse caps and very excitedly follow big crowds to different points of fascination. | When in Mecca Muslims wear special clothes, shave their heads/wear hijab and very excitedly follow big crowds to different points of fascination. |
Children pretend to beat the imaginary monster with a real stick | Muslims pretend to beat the imaginary satan by throwing real stones. |
Children believe that their all-powerful hero Superman can fly | Muslims believe that their all-powerful hero Mo could fly on a winged horse. |
Children love rituals and talk to their imaginary friends. | Muslims love rituals and say salam to imaginary angels. |
Children think that their imaginary friends are with them all the time even when they are asleep at night | Muslims think that their imaginary angels are with them all the time, even when they are making love at night or on a camels back during the day. |
Children believe that all the good kids will be rewarded with candy and all the bad kids will be punished by spanking | Muslims believe that all the Muslims will be rewarded with houries and all the non-Muslims will be punished with hellfire. |
However, children grow out of their childhood one day, but Muslims don’t.
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