THE TREATY OF WASHINGTON
Eternal True Peace From The Religion of True Peace
THE TREATY OF WASHINGTON
ARTICLES OF SURRENDER
These Articles of Surrender duly drawn up between the democratic peoples of the United States represented by President Barack Hussein Obama hereinafter referred to as “Americans” plural or “ American” singular and the duly appointed representative of Sunni Muslims, King Abdullah ibn Abdul Aziz Al Saud and Hassan Rohani President of Iran, the representative of Shiite Muslims hereinafter “Muslim Umma”
The above hereto collectively will be known as the “PARTIES”
It is hereby agreed by and between the parties as follows:
Unless the context otherwise requires, the following terms shall have the following meanings for all purposes of this Agreement, and they shall be equally applicable to both singular and plural forms of the terms herein defined:
Muslim Umma: Denotation for the community of Muslims, that is, the totality of all Muslims.
American(s): All citizens of the United States.
American kafir(s): All non Jewish/Christian citizens of the United States that refuse to convert to Islam.
Peoples of The Book: American Christians and Jews.
Jizya Tax: Submission tax which will be 50% of all income earned by American Jews and Christian (before taxes) and payable to the Supreme Muslim Council. The Jizya tax is not tax deductable.
Supreme Muslim Council of National Salvation (hereinafter (Supreme Muslim Council) will be the Supreme Body that will administer Sharia Law throughout the United States. The President of the United States and all governmental bodies shall report and enforce all rulings of the Supreme Muslim Council.
Sharia Law: The Supreme Law of the United States. All legal rulings will be in accordance with Sharia Law. All Sharia Law courts will report to the Supreme Muslim Council.
Center of City: All towns, cities, must designate a center where rulings of Sharia Law courts will be enforced including beheadings, lashings, and stoning. Earth must be provided to bury a woman up to her waist in preparation for stoning. Boulders must be provided in ample supply to ensure efficient stoning. Mercantile Exchange will be designated the sole trading entity for trading and selling of slaves. This will ensure the efficient functioning of the slave market. No other exchange in the United States can be involved in the slave trade.
Dhimmis: American Jew/ Christian, other kafirs who refuse to convert to Islam. They must pay a dhimmi tax and live their lives and ensure their families live their life according to the Rules of Dhimmitude as stated in this Agreement.
Pact of Umar: Agreement signed between a Christian community and Caliph Umar that established the rules of dhimmitude. The Pact of Umar shall be an integral part of this Agreement.
Whereas the Muslim Umma hereby agrees to immediate cessation of all hostilities against Americans in the United States or anywhere in the world. The Muslim Umma orders effective immediately that all Muslims cease and desist from all attacks on Americans including property. All planning for attacks must be immediately suspended. Any future attacks must be approved by the Supreme Muslim Counsel. Any Muslim who attacks an American except on a personal level of self defense without approval of the Supreme Muslim Counsel will be beheaded.
PROVISIONS TO BE IMMEDIATELY IMPLEMENTED
Whereas Americans accept the guarantee of peace and security offered by the Muslim Umma in return, Americans will immediately implement the following provisions of this Agreement.
1. The Constitution of the United States will be immediately physically torn up and replaced by Sharia Law. All laws of the United States are from this date forward null and void. Sharia Law will be the sole Law applied throughout the United States. It will be the only source of law code. All legal disputes will be adjudicated in Sharia Law Courts under the tenets of Sharia Law. The Rule of Law in the United States will be Sharia Law.
2. All courts on both a federal and state level are to be immediately dissolved. All judges that agree to convert to Islam will be sent for training in Sharia Law to Saudi Arabia. Sharia Law Imams from Saudi Arabia will be allowed to enter the United States and set up on federal and state level Sharia Law courts and start immediately to dispense Sharia Law justice including but not limited to:
Drinkers and gamblers are to be whipped.
A Muslim injured by an American will exact legal revenge—physical eye for physical eye.
A male and female thief must have a hand cut off.
Highway robbers will be crucified or mutilated as determined by Sharia Court judge
Homosexuals will be executed either hanged or beheaded.
American Muslim apostates must be killed.
3. All references to God will be replaced everywhere by Allah. “In God We Trust” will be replaced by – “In Allah We Trust.”
4. All police officers must resign immediately. Those policemen who convert to Islam will be sent for Islamic training and return to their posts. All police positions can only be filled by Muslims. A Special Force of Morality Police operating solely under direction of the Supreme Muslim Counsel will enforce the morals of the state in accordance with Sharia Law.
5. Americans must immediately surrender all guns and all other weapons. Only a Muslim can bear arms. Any American who is found to be in possession of any weapon will be taken to the city center and lashed 100 times. Any future offense and he will be beheaded.
6. The army will be immediately disbanded. All army personnel can only be Muslims and will take orders only from the Supreme Muslim Counsel. Since unquestioning loyalty of the army to the Muslim Counsel is absolutely essential to the peace and security of the state and since loyalty of officers long trained in the hatred of Muslims can never be trusted, all officers above the rank of sergeant will be taken immediately from their prison cells and beheaded.
7. All music can no longer be played anywhere in the United States until each song is approved by the Supreme Muslim Council. Anyone in possession of any music in any form not approved by the Council will be taken to the city center and administered 100 lashes.
8. At the request of any Muslim, Americans must immediately stop whatever they are doing and go to the service of the Muslim and remain until the Muslim officially discharges them from his service.
9. All kafirs must immediately assist any older Muslim even if not asked. Failure to assist and the kafir will be publicly lashed 100 times
10. All professions are reserved for Muslims only. Kafirs can only be employed as labor whether in manufacturing, construction, housework, transportation, sales clerics, garbage collection etc. There may be exceptions made for individual American(s) who are deemed not to be a security threat at the sole discretion of the Supreme Muslim Counsel.
11. Only Muslims can attend university. Except as cleaning and maintenance staff, kafirs cannot enter university property. Any kafir caught on university property will be lashed 100 times in front of the university central administration office.
12. To ensure that drug companies manufacture products that are totally safe for use by Muslims, these companies must test their products on kafirs rather then chimpanzees.
13. Since kafirs are mentally deficient, their education will be restricted to the lower grade schools. No kafir can go to school after age of 14 but must go immediately to work.
14. All movie houses and all TV channels will be immediately shut down and will only be reopened with the approval of the Supreme Muslim Counsel. No movie or any art form can be shown/displayed unless approved in advance by the Counsel. Anyone caught owning movies in any format not approved by the Counsel will be publicly lashed 100 times.
15. All video games are banned. Anyone playing video games will be taken to the city center and whipped 100 times.
16. All publishing of books, newspapers either in written form or on the internet must immediately cease. All publications written or electronic must be approved by the Supreme Muslim Counsel. All books in all libraries that are deemed un Islamic by the Supreme Muslim Counsel will be burnt.
17. Americans will be immediately publicly beheaded for any of the following offenses:
(1)Reviling Allah or his Messenger; (2) being sarcastic about Allah’s name, His command, His interdiction, His promise, or His threat’; (3) denying any verse of the Quran or ‘anything which by scholarly consensus belongs to it, or to add a verse that does not belong to it’; (4) holding that ‘any of Allah’s messengers or prophets are liars, or to deny their being sent’; (5) reviling the religion of Islam; (6) being sarcastic about any ruling of the Sacred Law; (7) denying that Allah intended ‘the Prophet’s message to be the religion followed by the entire world.’
18. Americans are now being warned by these Articles of Surrender to convert to Islam. This Agreement is a legal call as required by the Holy Quran for all Americans to convert to Islam within 30 days. Any male American not a People of The Book (Christian or a Jew) who refuses to convert to Islam and declare submission to his master Allah will be taken to the city center and publicly beheaded. All young boys who have pubic hair will be beheaded with their fathers. All the beheaded kafir’s women will be posted on a slave board to be established on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange to be traded for 30 days for any Muslim to choose as his sex slave on a first come basis. After 30 days, she and her children will be sold into slavery on the Chicago Exchange. Exclusive rights will be granted by the Supreme Muslim Counsel to the slave owner. 20 % of the proceeds from the slave sale will go to the Supreme Muslim Council.
19, Americans who are Peoples of the Book – Christians and Jews who refuse the call to convert to Islam must pay a jizya tax of 50% of their earned income to be paid to the Supreme Muslim Council. In addition, they must abide by the following Rules of Dhimmihood. Any Christian or Jew who refuses to pay the jizya tax or refuses to abide by the rules of dhimmihood will be publicly beheaded or enslaved as decided by the Sharia Court.
RULES OF DHIMMITUDE
20. American dhimmis must wear a bright red, flashing arm band at all times that will also illuminate at night. This arm band must be worn on the upper left arm only. Any American dhimmi caught not wearing the arm band as designated in this Agreement will be lashed publicly 100 times.
21. All American dhimmis when approaching a Muslim on the street must ensure his arm band is clearly visible to the Muslim and the dhimmi must move off the sidewalk and walk in the gutter area of the street. They cannot block traffic. Failure to move off the sidewalk into the gutter in the presence of a Muslim and the dhimmi will be beaten and whipped on the spot.
22. All American dhimmis must immediately upon request by a Muslim surrender their seat to the Muslim. If the dhimmi refuses to surrender his seat, he will be beaten and whipped on the spot. Continued insolence and the dhimmi will be arrested and taken before Sharia Law Court for judgment.
23. There can be no resistance by any American dhimmi against a Muslim. Any act that causes mischief or corruption in the land and the dhimmi will be taken away and beheaded.
25. ALL articles from the Pact of Umar will form an integral part of this Agreement and will be attached as Appendix 1 to this Agreement. All American dhimmis must obey all Articles of this Treaty. Failure to obey any Article of this Treaty and the dhimmi will be lashed 100 times or beheaded as the Sharia Court decides.
26. All Bibles must be removed from all hotels and replaced by the Quran. All hotels must install footbaths in all rooms.
27. Dhimmis are forbidden to openly display wine or pork, to ring church bells or display crosses, recite the Torah or Evangel aloud, or make public display of their funerals and feast days.
28. Swimming pools are for Muslim use only. All American dhimmis will be barred from all public pools. A sign must be posted on the door of all public pools – NO DHIMMIS ALLOWED.
29. All businesses must install footbaths and prayer rooms. Muslims must be allowed to pray on company time 5 times a day.
30. All hospital beds must be faced toward Jerusalem.
American women must obey and live their lives according to all tenets of Sharia Law including but not limited to the following:
31. All American women must have their head covered by a scarf that covers all hair and shows only the face. All other flesh of the American woman must be covered by a long coat. Only hands can be shown. No flesh on the arms and legs can be displayed. If an American woman is judged by the morality police not to be properly covered, she will be beaten by the morality police and taken before a Sharia Law Court and then sentenced to 100 lashes at the city center.
32. Adultery will be severely punished by either 100 lashes administered publicly at the city center or burying the adulteress up to her waist in the ground and then stoning her to death.
33. Women cannot travel outside their home unless accompanied by her husband or other relative. Lashing will be the punishment for any women caught in the presence of any man not her husband or relative.
34. Women who are raped must have at least 4 Muslim adult male witnesses. Any American woman who declares that she was raped and cannot produce 4 male Muslims who witnessed the rape shall be taken to the city center buried up to her waist and stoned to death for adultery.
All commercial transactions will be performed in accordance with Islamic Law. No interest can be charged.
All kafirs that violate any Article of this Agreement will be taken before the Sharia Law Court and lashed 100 times or beheaded or stoned to death or hanged until dead. All Christians and Jews who violate the terms of their dhimmitude including the timely paying of their jizya tax to the Supreme Muslim Council will immediately forfeit all their rights and freedoms guaranteed under this Agreement and made into slaves and assigned to be property of a Muslim at sole discretion of the Supreme Muslim Council.
DUTIES OF AMERICAN SLAVES
1. Following in the grand tradition of Prophet Muhammad’s (may peace be onto him) great black slave – Mahran, all black male Americans must report to their local Supreme Muslim Council office and register for castration. After castration, the black will be assigned as a beast of burden to his Muslim owner. All black females must register for the holy ritual of circumcision and tying of fallopian tubes then assigned as a maid to a Muslim woman. Blacks who refuse to obey this order will be taken to the city center, their eyes will be burnt out of their head, their tongue will be cut out of their mouth and then they will be beheaded.
2. All slaves must obey without question the will of their Muslim masters.
3. Muslim men can have sex with their sex slaves anytime he desires. There can be no resistance. If the Muslim does not feel like having sex, he may designate a Muslim friend to have sex with his sex slave(s).
4. A Muslim may whip his slave at his sole discretion
5. A Muslim may kill his slave if he so desires.
6. All slaves can only marry the one approved by their Muslim owner.
7. The children of any slave are the property of their parent’s Muslim master.
8. All captives taken during war will be the property of the Supreme Muslim Council.
DUTIES OF AMERICAN CHILDREN
1. All American children must immediately convert to Islam and devote their lives to Allah and His Messenger.
2. Each child must adopt a Muslim name.
3. All school children must be dressed in Arabic attire and wear an emblem of the Muslim star and crescent moon around their necks
4. Arabic – the pure language of God will be taught in every school. It is the intention of the Supreme Muslim Council to replace English and all other languages in the United States within 20 years. Any child over the age of ten years deemed by his teacher not to be studying earnestly will be whipped at the teacher’s sole lawful discretion.
5. Every school will begin each day reciting Muslim prayers that began with “In the name of Allah, most gracious, most merciful…”
6. Each child must answer the teacher with respect and dignity “ Praise be to Allah”
7. The holy Quran will be the most important study for all children. Each child must recite to his teacher daily “Allah is the only true God and Muhammad is his messenger” and profess that “the Holy Quran is God’s word.” Any child deemed not to be faithfully studying the holy book will be lawfully whipped by their teacher. If it is the judgment of the teacher that the child’s parents are not fulfilling their duty of ensuring the obedience of the child to his Islamic studies, the police will arrest and take them to the city center to be publicly lashed 100 times. If this parental insolence continues, their children will be taken away and the parents charged with child abuse and duly sentenced by the Supreme Muslim Counsel.
8. It is the supreme duty of every child to prepare for Jihad against the kafirs. Jihad training is mandatory for every male child. There is no higher honor then to give one’s life in the service of God fighting and conquering kafirs until the entire world submits to Allah and Islam is the one and only religion.
TERMINATION OF AGREEMENT
This agreement is eternal and can never be terminated
In witness whereof, before Allah (most merciful) the parties hereto have caused their authorized representatives to set their hands hereunto and to one other of the same tenor on the date July 4th, 20_ _ .
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President Barack Hussein Obama King Abdullah ibn Abdul Aziz
President Hassan Rohani