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According to Sahih Bukhari, Volume 2, book of Hajj, chapter 56, H.No. 675. Umar (may Allah be pleased with him) said, "I know that you are a stone and can neither benefit nor harm. Had I not seen the Prophet (pbuh) touching (and kissing) you, I would never have touched (and kissed) you".

Also at the time of the Prophet, people even stood on the Kaaba and gave the 'adhaan' or the call to prayer. One may ask those who allege that Muslims worship the black stone which idol worshipper stands on the idol he worships?
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Islam is Haq...

[Yohan]

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From:
http://whatsthisthen.netfirms.com/islamicquotes.html#stonesalute

[arifqurashi]

You pagans have it all wrong, for those of you who don't know the real story behind the kissing of the "stone"...

In ancient times there was a rich woman named Khadija, she was getting old and could not run her business, she had a successful cleaning service called Khadija's Idol cleaning service Inc., her slogan was, "We clean everything!". She wanted to expand her business so she hired a young energetic man named Mohammed to run her business. The company had many workers who cleaned the toilets of Kaaba, there were other workers who cleaned the idols that got dirty in those treacherous sand storms.
It so happened that when Mohammed took over as CEO for some reason his workers began to slowly quit. Kaaba was not getting cleaned, the toilets were piling up and the idols were getting dirty. The main caretaker of Kaaba whose name happened to be Sheikh Arif-ul-Haq Qureshi was a mean dude, he was known to run the place with an iron rod or fist I forget. One day Mohammed showed up and his few workers did not, this Arif dude grabbed young Mohammed by his hair and made him scrub the toilets clean. Then he made Mohammed clean the three main statues of Allat, Manat and Uzza. These three women statues were necked, they had a pause that was somewhat like this, bent slightly, one finger pointing to their naked backsides, as if to say, kiss right here!. The statues were tall enough that an average standing male's head was right at their butt level. It was customary that only the cleaners were allowed to get close to the statues and only they got to kiss the, you guessed it, the bear necked ladies cheaks, or moons as they were refered to in those days.
This cruel treatment that the Qureshi dude leveled upon young Mohammed had a lasting effect on Mohammed. He hated kissing the moons of the three goddesses Allat, Manat and Uzza. Mohammed swore to destroy the idols, unfortunately when he did finally get to do that he came also to kill that mean Qureshi dude, but alas Qureshi had already died of natural causes. Mohamed assembled the moons of shattered Allat together and put them in a place where to this day, Allat's once porcelain butt gets kissed by billions of Mohammed's followers.

This true story has been handed down to me from my forefathers.

Arif Qureshi

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[Ari]