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[Farside]

Final Exam -- Islamic Marital/Divorce Laws

It's time once again for another Final Exam from Farside. Don't forget to read the excellent essays on Marriage and Divorce in the articles section of FFI. Good luck and may the force, Allah, God, or Quaoar be with you.

1. In order to divorce a wife, how many times must a Muslim husband say to his wife the sentence, "I divorce you."? A) Three B) 3 C) -- Allah likes prime numbers.

2. In order to divorce her Muslim husband, how many times must a wife say to her husband the sentence, "I divorce you."? A) one googolplex B) one googolplex C) one googolplex -- Allah also likes very big numbers. See http://www.googolplex.com/

3. One of the major health consequences of childhood pregnancy is the development of a vesicovaginal fistula which is an opening between the vagina and the bladder or between the vagina and the rectum, resulting in the young girl leaking urine or is unable to control defecation. Why did Allah not reveal this dreaded disease to Muhammad in the Quran? A) Yes, Allah did reveal the disease in the Quran; but Uthman, the third caliph, edited out the relevant verses. B) Allah did not take a course on Obstetrics & Reproductive Science while in medical school. C) Vesicovaginal fistula is in Latin; Allah can only read, write, think, and speak in Arabic.

4. Did Muhammad know about vesicovaginal fistulas when he had sex with Aisha when she was only nine years old? A) Maybe B) Probably C) YES! Muhammad, the seal of the prophets, knew! But in order to protect Aisha from vesicovaginal fistulas, Allah had to sterilize Muhammad.

5. When a Muslim husband dies with four surviving wives, what famous phrase do the four wives chant in unison? A) another dumb question from Farside B) unknown C) Free at last, thank God, we're free at last!

6. Polygamy has become an insidious crime against humanity. Is the solution offered by Farside in the following Topic fair and just? http://forum.faithfreedom.org/viewtopic.php?t=3298 A) Fair & Just B) Highly Ethical C) How can I sign up for the Chinese medical procedure?

7. The Quran permits a husband to beat his wife for her bad behavior, but a wife can not beat her husband for his bad behavior. This marital law proves that the Quran was written A) in the Twilight Zone by Farside B) in Mordor by the Dark Lord Sauron C) in Arabia by a male chauvinistic pig.

8. The Quran permits a Muslim to have up to four wives, but how many sex slaves may he possess with his right hand? A) one googolplex B) one googolplex C) one googolplex Allah loves very big numbers.

9. Which of the following FFI member is the only human being in the known universe to believe that the phrase ,"whom your right hand possess" does not refer to slavery. A) abdullahnoor B) abdullahnoor C) abdullahnoor

10. How many FFI members believe that Menj had a sex change operation to become Ultraman Agul A) 0 B) 1 C) all

From the Farside

[CroMagnon]

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[agentazure]

LOL when in doubt, answer C.
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[Crow]

[quote="Farside"]It's time once again for another Final Exam from Farside. Don't forget to read the excellent essays on Marriage and Divorce in the articles section of FFI. Good luck and may the force, Allah, God, or Quaoar be with you.

1. In order to divorce a wife, how many times must a Muslim husband say to his wife the sentence, "I divorce you."? A) Three B) 3 C) -- Allah likes prime numbers.

2. In order to divorce her Muslim husband, how many times must a wife say to her husband the sentence, "I divorce you."? A) one googolplex B) one googolplex C) one googolplex -- Allah also likes very big numbers. See http://www.googolplex.com/

3. One of the major health consequences of childhood pregnancy is the development of a vesicovaginal fistula which is an opening between the vagina and the bladder or between the vagina and the rectum, resulting in the young girl leaking urine or is unable to control defecation. Why did Allah not reveal this dreaded disease to Muhammad in the Quran? A) Yes, Allah did reveal the disease in the Quran; but Uthman, the third caliph, edited out the relevant verses. B) Allah did not take a course on Obstetrics & Reproductive Science while in medical school. C) Vesicovaginal fistula is in Latin; Allah can only read, write, think, and speak in Arabic.

4. Did Muhammad know about vesicovaginal fistulas when he had sex with Aisha when she was only nine years old? A) Maybe B) Probably C) YES! Muhammad, the seal of the prophets, knew! But in order to protect Aisha from vesicovaginal fistulas, Allah had to sterilize Muhammad.

5. When a Muslim husband dies with four surviving wives, what famous phrase do the four wives chant in unison? A) another dumb question from Farside B) unknown C) Free at last, thank God, we're free at last!

6. Polygamy has become an insidious crime against humanity. Is the solution offered by Farside in the following Topic fair and just? http://forum.faithfreedom.org/viewtopic.php?t=3298 A) Fair & Just B) Highly Ethical C) How can I sign up for the Chinese medical procedure?

7. The Quran permits a husband to beat his wife for her bad behavior, but a wife can not beat her husband for his bad behavior. This marital law proves that the Quran was written A) in the Twilight Zone by Farside B) in Mordor by the Dark Lord Sauron C) in Arabia by a male chauvinistic pig.

8. The Quran permits a Muslim to have up to four wives, but how many sex slaves may he possess with his right hand? A) one googolplex B) one googolplex C) one googolplex Allah loves very big numbers.

9. Which of the following FFI member is the only human being in the known universe to believe that the phrase ,"whom your right hand possess" does not refer to slavery. A) abdullahnoor B) abdullahnoor C) abdullahnoor

And abdullahnoor is accusing me of judging islam unfoundedly? Please, give me a break!

And thank you, farside, for bringing these issues to light!
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[abdullahnoor]

All the points put up by Farside have been discussed at length.

Go through the following threads in this section.

1. Aisha Revisited

2. Mary of Copt

3. Zaynab daughter of Jashh

4. Did Muhammad propagate sex slavery? Look again!


Yet, Muslim haters still rehash the same points.

I said it before and I shall say it again.

Thank you for reinforcing that this is a hate site!


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[doubtless]

[Crow]

I said it before and I shall say it again.

Thank you for reinforcing that this is a hate site!

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I'd prefer that you'd shut up about it already. We all KNOW what you think. Give it up already!
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[R_Nelson]

Crow, your html tags for quotes are usually not working for some reason. I think you must have meant to say:

[abdullahnoor]

R Nelson

[Farside]

To Abdullahnoor

Relax and cool down. Just because I use humor to criticize Islam, it does not mean I hateMuslims! Hinduism and Christianity are also under the microscope in other sections of the FFI forum.

Welcome to Forum!

From the Far Side

[Crow]

[quote="abdullahnoor"]All the points put up by Farside have been discussed at length.

Really? Then how to you explain his/her bringing up of the medical condition known as vesicovaginal fistulas?
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