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Farside

Joined: 21 Nov 2002 Posts: 324 Location: The Other Side
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Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2002 3:35 pm Post subject: Seven New Scientific Predictions from the Amazing Quran |
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The two monumental, preeminent, and seminal books on Quranic Science are The Amazing QURAN by Gary Miller and The Bible, QURAN, and Science by Maurice Bucaille. However, the two authors missed seven major scientific predictions of the amazing QURAN!
Warp Drive. An object or spaceship that can travel faster than the speed of light is said to have a warp drive. The QURAN alludes to Warp Drive in the verse, "Each one (stars, Moon, Sun) is travelling in an orbit with its own motion" (21:33; 36:40). If Proxima Centauri, our nearest star other than the Sun, is orbiting the Earth every 24 hours, its speed would be 10,000 times the speed of light. Wow! A super warp drive prediction comes from the QURAN! I envision the Arabic states forming the Islamic Space Agency (ISA) to challenge NASA. They will use their knowledge of warp drive to build the first intergalactic spaceship. The space race to Proxima Centauri is on! NASA engineers and scientists should start immediately reading and memorizing the QURAN! On the other hand, the Islamic astronaut's first contact with a superior alien race could be disastrous for the Earth. The astronauts would try to convince the aliens that they were really born Muslims and would need to revert to the true faith or else would burn in a Hell for all eternity. The enraged aliens would declare total war on the Earth and would obliterate its surface with thermonuclear bombs. In the Book of Revelations of New Testament, the Earth is prophesied to be destroyed by fire. Sweet dreams.
Antigravity. Antigravity is canceling the effects of gravity. The QURAN alludes to antigravity in the verse, "Do they not observe the birds above them, spreading their wings and folding them in? None can uphold them except the Most Gracious: truly it is He that watches over all things" (67:19). While floating through the air, the Angel Gabriel, using extrasensory perception ESP, gave Muhammad the QURAN. If Angel Gabriel was floating, he/she must have possessed antigravity technology and must have been an alien! Believe it or not, the whole foundation of Islam is based on an alien anthropologist playing with the mind of a simple, Arabian soothsayer. Wow!
4th Law of Thermodynamics. 4th law of thermodynamics states that any thermodynamic cycle in Hell repeats itself endlessly. The QURAN alludes to the 4th law in the verse, "Those who reject our signs, We shall soon cast into the fire. As often as their skins are roasted through, We shall change them for fresh skins, that they may taste the chastisement. Truly Allah is Exalted in Power, Wise" (4:56). However, according to Dante, the center of Hell is extremely cold- not hot! We need an investigation by an FFI member to resolve this contradiction! I recommend that the distinguished Islamic scholar, esimsek100, journey to the inferno and report back to the FFI forum on its temperature status. A spiritual email report would be acceptable to most of the FFI membership.
Cold fusion.Cold fusion is a nuclear process that is use to produce thermal energy at a temperature just hot enough to roast human skin. Cold fusion is the energy source that powers the Islamic Hell. See the 4th Law of Thermodynamics for the Quranic reference. By the way, where is Hell? No one knows. Where is the Heaven? I know. Heaven is the Playboy mansion of Hugh Hefner. In his mansion there are ever renewing virgins and rivers of wine.
Teleportation. Teleportation is a method of transportation in which a person is dematerialized at one point and recreated at another. The QURAN alludes to teleportation in the verse, "O assembly of Jinns and Men, if you can penetrate regions of the heavens and the earth, then penetrate them! You will not penetrate them save with a Power" (55:33). Just think of it, a billion Muslims can now teleport to Micah (Mecca) every year for their pilgrimage and do not have to pay any traveling expenses! All of them marching around the Kabah in a lockstep rhythm would be a sight to remember! However, if the billion Muslims would suddenly jump up and strike the Earth simultaneously, an earthquake would likely occur and destroy the Kabah. Islamic scholars should immediately form a committee and launch an intensive study in order to prevent such a catastrophe from transpiring. I nominate Menj for the chairmanship of the committee. Whom do you think should be the vice chairman?
The number 19 While he was contemplating suicide, it was revealed to Muhammad that the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is 19 and not the kifar value of 42. http://www.submission.org/why-19.html Homework Assignment: If the above statement seems incomprehensible to you, go the following web site http://www.cnn.com/2001/SHOWBIZ/books/05/12/adams.death/, and there you will receive enlightenment. How many FFI members have notice that you can spell most Islamic words in ten or more different ways? Such as Kafir, Kuffar, Kifir, Kifaar, etc. I think it has to with the murky nature of the QURAN where you can interpret each verse in ten or more different ways, too.
Alien Possession. Both the QURAN and L. Ron Hubbard, the final & only prophet of Scientoloy, predicted that an alien invasion of Earth would involve aliens taking mental control over a large segment of the population. The people under alien possession would act like zombies in their behavior such as obeying and doing ritualistic practices at least five times a day and wearing drab clothing. The QURAN called this large segment of possessed humanity the Umma. http://www.islamic-city.com/nahy.htm The final prophet Hubbard learned, while in direct spiritual communication with the final prophet Muhammad, that "The quickest way to make a million is to start your own religion!" Wow! Farside is in the wrong profession. As a change in career, I think I will call my new religion Farsideology.
From the Farside 
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Varanasi
Joined: 21 Aug 2002 Posts: 470
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Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2002 1:13 am Post subject: Floating |
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Is it possible that allah gave a helicopter to gabriel to defy gravity and stay hovering in the air?
As for ESP allah should have given the the radio set to talk to mohammad.
Looks like all the predictions did not become the inventions of mankind. |
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Prodigious_Talent

Joined: 20 Dec 2002 Posts: 39
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Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2002 4:50 am Post subject: |
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| farside, which side of sanity do u sit? |
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esimsek100
Joined: 03 Nov 2002 Posts: 431
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Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2002 8:52 am Post subject: |
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Farside I got a personal invitation from god to view hell. Do you know what I saw?
no? You don't know?
Don't worry you'll soon find out. _________________ A wise man changes his mind, a fool doesn't! |
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veractiy_forever
Joined: 26 Oct 2002 Posts: 420
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Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2002 9:13 am Post subject: |
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| esimsek100 wrote: | Farside I got a personal invitation from god to view hell. Do you know what I saw?
no? You don't know?
Don't worry you'll soon find out. |
you are lucky Esimesk that you got this much of honor. May be you are given prophet hood soon also. congrats!!!!
Before you only Muhammad had a chance to see the hell and what he saw as evidenced by Bukhari (your favourite Imam ) the majority of Women forming part of the Hell.
What did you see Prophet Esi? |
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boss_from_london
Joined: 31 Oct 2002 Posts: 244 Location: Earth
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Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2002 5:13 pm Post subject: |
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farside wrote:
| Quote: | | If Proxima Centauri, our nearest star other than the Sun, is orbiting the Earth every 24 hours, its speed would be 300,000 times the speed of light |
I thought the speed of light could not be exceeded by matter. But here you seem to be saying that some star would travel at 300,000 times the speed of light. Whoever said so is wrong.
Secondly, the Hell or Heaven are spiritual and not Physical. It means you can not use the physical analogies to understand Spiritual heaven or hell. Allah also says in Quran that humans can not imagine what is in store for them.
If you want to comment please forward it to the following link for my attention
http://forum.faithfreedom.org/viewtopic.php?t=2300 _________________ Ali Sina is an Emotional and Illogical Individual. He calls his great great grand dad a Lunatic. His Challenge to remove the site is Superficial one Because He has already made up his mind. He Copies Bush Speeches and claims the words are his. |
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cardinalfedra

Joined: 22 Aug 2002 Posts: 584 Location: Isle of Lucy
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Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2002 5:20 pm Post subject: |
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Not to mention that Dante "saw" hell too (he got a guided tour courtesy of Vergil) and he "saw" Mohammed in it!
Question: What do you get when you multiply 6 times 9?
Answer: 42 Base 13 |
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boss_from_london
Joined: 31 Oct 2002 Posts: 244 Location: Earth
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Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2002 5:52 pm Post subject: |
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Base 13? THat can not be imagined without the intervention of symbols other than 10 digits.
The base 10 exists because we have 0 to 9 digits. If we want to work in higher bases we will need to invent or introduce symbols like A , B or some other symbols to represent higher bases.
Therefore the number 42 in base 13 must NOT be all made up of normal DIGITS "4 and 2" and it must have symbol other than 0 to 9.
If that was a sarcastic comment, then it was rather immature. ha
Salam. _________________ Ali Sina is an Emotional and Illogical Individual. He calls his great great grand dad a Lunatic. His Challenge to remove the site is Superficial one Because He has already made up his mind. He Copies Bush Speeches and claims the words are his. |
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cardinalfedra

Joined: 22 Aug 2002 Posts: 584 Location: Isle of Lucy
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Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2002 7:25 pm Post subject: I'm a little rusty on my Greek and Latin |
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Well I know hexadecimal is the proper term for base 16 (0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D,E,F), octal is the proper term for base 8, binary for base 2, but I don't know the proper term for base 13. Tredecim is Latin for thirteen so how about tredecimal? One still gets 4 in the 13's column and 2 in the 1's column: (4 x 13) + (2 x 1) = (52 + 2) base 10 = 54 base 10 = (6 x 9) base 10 .
In Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books, 42 is given as the answer to life, the universe, and everything. But the real question is "what is the question for which 42 is the answer?" and the question given in the book is what do you get when you multiply 6 times 9?
You may now go clap the erasers!  |
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agentazure

Joined: 24 Mar 2002 Posts: 737 Location: Mobile, AL
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Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2002 8:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | In Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books, 42 is given as the answer to life, the universe, and everything. But the real question is "what is the question for which 42 is the answer?" and the question given in the book is what do you get when you multiply 6 times 9?
You may now go clap the erasers! |
And next week there will be a test. If you don't pass, Cardinalfredra will torture you with bad poetry. _________________ "If you ever find yourself on the side of the majority, you should pause and reflect" Mark Twain
"Critically examine everything, hold on to the good." 1 Thessalonians 5.21 |
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cardinalfedra

Joined: 22 Aug 2002 Posts: 584 Location: Isle of Lucy
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Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2002 8:06 pm Post subject: |
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Agent,
Belgium!  |
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veractiy_forever
Joined: 26 Oct 2002 Posts: 420
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Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2002 9:12 am Post subject: |
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Boss why you have to poke your nose or butt in and then get insulted the very next moment?
Is it a habit ? If you are Boss by name or by birth , it doesnt mean you have to be right in this fourm too.
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Farside

Joined: 21 Nov 2002 Posts: 324 Location: The Other Side
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Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2003 1:36 pm Post subject: |
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To Esimsek100. I know that you are angry with me for recommending that you lead a scientific team to determine the temperature of Hades. On the positive side, if the expedition is a success, you could win a Nobel prize! Just think of it, a New York Times's headline reading, "ESIMESEK100 WINS NOBEL PRIZE FOR MEASURING HELL'S TEMPERATURE". Don't forget, there is a cash award of about $400,000 that goes with the Prize! Before you say no, sleep on it.
To Boss_from_London. You question my calculation that determined the speed of Proxima Centauri to be 10,000 times that of light. According to the Quran, it reads, "Each one (stars, Moon, Sun) is traveling in an orbit with its own motion" (21:33; 36:40). Clearly Proxima Centauri is orbiting the Earth according to the Quran. Proxima Centauri orbital speed is simply the circumference of its orbit divided by 24 hours. Because the radius of its orbit is the distance (4.2 light years) to Proxima Centauri, the circumference is humongous in size giving rise to the very large orbital speed of 10,000 times that of light. But trying to justify such a calculation based on today's physics would cause Albert Einstein to roll over in his grave three times. By the way, where to you think Einstein is today -- Heaven or Hell?
To Boss_from_London. You indicate in a reply that there is a difference between the spiritual and the physical. Many astronomers believe that there may be an infinite number of parallel universes. Each universe came from a Big Bang explosion. It is impossible to travel in a physical way from our universe to another parallel universe, but spiritually you may be able to travel between Universes. Now using the logic of Menj, we have
It is impossible to physically travel from our universe to a parallel universe.
It is impossible to physically travel from our universe to Heaven or Hell.
Heaven or Hell is a spiritual place. Therefore, the parallel universe must be a spiritual place!
Conclusion: Heaven and Hell are in parallel universes! Wow!
After his death a good Muslim will travel to a parallel universe patterned after Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion. A good Christian will travel to a parallel universe with streets of gold and pearly gates. A bad Muslim will travel to a parallel universe patterned after a Texas Barbecue pit. A bad Christian will travel to a parallel universe patterned after Dante's Inferno. Any Hindu will bounce around this universe forever.
For each universe there is only one creator, one god; but there are infinite number of parallel universes yielding an infinite number of gods! Being spiritual in nature, the gods can move between the parallel universes. The new Religion of Farsideology unifies the monotheistic and polytheistic religions of the world into one comprehensive Theory of Everything -- All RELIGIONS ARE TRUE. Each religion can have their own Heaven and Hell or none. Each religion can have one, two or an infinite number of gods!
The Shahada of Farsideology is that All gods in the all universes are unified, and Farside is the spokesman for the gods.
At this moment the reader of this reply may be thinking, "How can I make a generous cash contribution to this new wonderful religion?" Farside does not need any more money. Instead of a donation to Farsideology, send your checks to Faith Freedom international. See the home page for support this site information. It would be nice if Esimsek100 would designate FFI as a primary beneficiary in his last will and testament.
To Farsideology
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esimsek100
Joined: 03 Nov 2002 Posts: 431
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Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2003 1:47 am Post subject: |
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farside I added in my own piece of black humour. Nothing you can say or do, will make me angry.
And me donate to FFI, yeah when hell freezes over _________________ A wise man changes his mind, a fool doesn't! |
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HamMihan

Joined: 14 Feb 2002 Posts: 453 Location: 3rd rock from the sun
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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 10:08 pm Post subject: |
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Farside
very funny stuff !
does qoran predict nanotechnology and quantum computation as well ?
 _________________ "... the search for happiness based upon untrue beliefs is neither very noble nor very glorious."
"we ought not to believe, and we ought not to try to cause others to believe, any proposition for which there is no evidence whatever."
Bertrand Russell |
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Unknown 29
Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 60
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2003 8:11 pm Post subject: |
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adnan
Joined: 29 Jun 2002 Posts: 2847 Location: Ex-Muslim from Pakistan, now in USA
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2003 7:31 am Post subject: |
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I see on that Islamic website [ http://www.mrc.org.uk/contribution.htm ]:
| Quote: | | Theory of Relativity: Hazrat Qazi Abu Bakr had developed the theory of relativity in the Eighth Century in terms of time and space by means of mathematical equations and Astrophysics. Imagine, Einstein wasn’t even born in the western world, who propounded the same theory of relativity in the Twentieth Century. |
Thats all the creator of the website says, and he has not offered any evidence to support his claims. I have written to him and hopefully he will oblidge to take part in our discussions.
Adnan _________________ O Muslims, Leave Islam. When Allah asks you "Why did you leave Islam?", tell him "Because, You said in Quran 2:256,'there is no compulsion in religion'." |
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