Mathemology once again for CJ (RIP baby brother)

[Abdul_Haseem]

"Allah is the one and only and from nothing he made everything." Sura 116:42
(Revised)

Welcome to introduction to Islamic Mathemaology which is for Muslims only so Kaffirs please read no more.

Mathemaology done here is only Islamic Mathemaology because Jewish
Mathemaology is Cabulism and Allah (swt) said, "He who eats of his number is cursed." (116:22)

If you have read the esteemed Dr Haseem's expedition on "Who really did 9/11" you will already no that a 9 is a womens 7 because it has the crooked rib bit which make it look like it have bosoms, but in case you have not read I start form the start.

Allah is the one, so that is where we start:

The digit 1 is totally halal because it represent Allah (cos, yu no he is
the One)

The digit 2 is shirk. Never use this digit. (For the obvious reason that
1+1= ?? which is partnering Allah with another Allah an that is shirk in
anyone's mathemaology) Sura 006.144 ...hath He forbidden the TWO

3 is Christian so you should only use it if you don't have a Muslim number
you could use, but if you really have to use 3 you aren't prohibbted. Sura 009.118 "And to the THREE also (did He turn in mercy) "
Do not a Christian number use as operand or numerator in prefence to a
believer." Sura 116:37

4 is halal. Sura 009.036 ..FOUR being sacred; that is the right reckoning; therefore be not unjust to yourselves regarding them, and fight the polytheists all together as they fight you all together; and know that Allah is with those who guard (against evil).


5 is Jewish because the shabus start on the 5th day and so it is a cursed
number, but you can use it like the Christian 3. Same for 6 Jewish same
reason. Sura 006.146 "For those who followed the Jewish Law.."

7 is totally Halah because it is the number of heavens. Use as much as
possible. Sura 015.087 "And We have bestowed upon thee the Seven"


8 is bit complicated depending on which scool you listen to, cos it is Hindu
and therefore polynumerist which means you must rub it out wherever you find it, and if you are in a foreign land you should replace it with (1+7) because that is a good deed and shows Allah(1) in his heavens(7) so is a blessed equation which will serve you on the day of judgement. The other scool say 8 is an immodest womens which is haram, so also replace by allah in his heavens whenever possible.

9 As I say a 9 is a womens 7 because it has the crooked rib make it look
like it have bosoms. Being a womens number it can be used for womens
equations, but obvious a manz 7 is worth more than a 9 coz Allah has made the manz stronger than the womanz. (Dont writing the womanz seven (9) followed by Allah (1) coz that suggest that Allah is in the womens heavens which is lewd an if a woman do it she
must be stoned.)

0 Zero is a sad number because it totally without Allah, but it still halal
because from nothing Allah created everything.

That's the introduction to Islamic Mathemeology and next time I splain for
you the operators, but now I end by splaining that the Qu'ran was what Bill Gates read when he invented Microshaft and made it into the internet because the Qu'ran is the source of digital technology which is all based on ones and zeros an Bill Gates got that from Sura 116:22 which say:
"From Allah (the One) and the void (Zero) was made abundance."

Which proves that the Muslims introduced computer science 1,353 years before the Jews.

PS Do not forget to pray for the Brothers being tortured with daily X-rays in Cuba
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Only after the last tree has been cut down,
Only after the last river has been poisoned
Only after the last fish has been caught,
Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten.

[SherKhan]

Brother Haseem,

Salam!

Your relentless support for Islam will surely be rewarded by Allah.

May the “One only” provide you with the fastest computer with Mobile Broadband in the Jannat (heaven)!

[R_not]

I am assuming that this topic is a muslim's idea of a joke!

So, who is a kafir?

I thought we are not supposed to call people names? Or is it ok if one is a muslim?

[Abdul_Haseem]