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30 Common answers from muslims
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Fra-Diavolo



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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:50 pm    Post subject: 30 Common answers from muslims Reply with quote

During discussion with muslims I always get these answers from them, I made a list of the most popular ones if anyone has more please list them.

1. Read the Qur'an with an open mind
2. You took the verse out of context
3. Read the following verse
4. Read the verse before that one
5. Christians kill too
6. That Hadith is false
7. That Hadith is suspicious
8. You must know arabic to understand the Qur'an
9. Must be an error in the translation
10. What's your religion?
11. Allah knows your actions before you are born but you have free will
12. Muhammed is the last prophet because the Qur'an says so
13. Qur'an is true because Muhammed said so
14. Enemies of Islam wrote that Hadith
15. Aysha was 22 when she got married
16. Girls in the desert mature more quickly
17. She was 6 but she consented to marry Muhamed
18. Everybody is born a muslim
19. Muhammed was the first muslim
20. Jesus and Abraham were muslim
21. Adam was the first muslim
22. You must recite the shahada to become a muslim
23. Those muslims that kill muslims are not muslims
24. The russian police killed those children
25. 9/11 was a jewish conspiracy
26. Killing innocents is forbidden in Islam
27. Katrina was Allah's punishment on the Kuffar
28. Jewish used to stone their women too
29. Christians killed unbelievers too
30. Jews have a Tsunami machine.

any more?






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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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19. Muhammed was the first muslim
20. Jesus and Abraham were muslim


Buddha was a Muslim too. Hey, why not throw that in there as well for good measure? Couldn't hurt, right?

Probably the most comical claim is where they not only say that Allah sent prophets equally to all nations, but ALL of their original scriptures got lost and the Quran is the only valid or authentic scripture, but also that there were a total of 124,000 sent

Well someone can't be a prophet and hence bring a book if there is no language. So let's see divide 124,000 by 10,000 years (an errantly generous figure), and we get 12.4 prophets per year. But wait, it gets better than that. Remember, they exist for maybe 30 or so years, not just one year. So 12.4 x 30 = 372 So we have an average of 372 prophets all existing at the same time, every year, for 10,000 years (at bear minumum, and I think my figure of 10,000 years was quite generous. WOW !!! I guess prophethood isn't that special after all.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

One time, on another forum, the argument played out as follows

First, the Muslim tried to answer the problem I raised in a direct manner, rather than using the Arabic excuse right up front, which he should have done. When that didn't work, the next excuse was that it was a bad translation. So i provided 12 different translations that all confirmed my point. So the next excuse was that it couldn't be understood unless one knows Arabic, and therefore one must read the tafsir of a notable, Arabic speaking Muslim scholar. So i provided Ibn Kathir and it perfectly confirmed my point. So the next demand was that I needed to provide the tafsir in Arabic and that the tafsir is mistranslated. At this point, I asked if the person knows Arabic themselves, and it turns out, he didn't. So then, i asked him how he could possibly be a Muslim when he can't possibly understand neither the Arabic Quran, nor the Arabic tafsir. That's when I got banned.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 6:22 pm    Post subject: Thats comical Reply with quote

So the next demand was that I needed to provide the tafsir in Arabic and that the tafsir is mistranslated. At this point, I asked if the person knows Arabic themselves, and it turns out, he didn't. So then, i asked him how he could possibly be a Muslim when he can't possibly understand neither the Arabic Quran, nor the Arabic tafsi


no reply needed, I can't stop laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 4:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

1) But Islam is so beautiful
2) The Quran is beautiful, so it must be from God!
3) Those apostates never *REALLY* knew the REAL Islam.
4)Arabia was different back then. It was a different culture, so maybe the girls married younger.
5)Those violent muslims are a small minority, and they don't represent real Islam
6) Those bad dictators aren't true muslims, and don't represent real Islam
7)Those Middle Easterners are uneducated about Islam, and therefore they aren't true muslims, and represent real Islam.
Crusades!

3,5,6,7 all prove that following Islam is impossible. You see, it would seem that there is no one that can be considered a true Muslim or follow REAL Islam. SO much for the universal, perfect religion.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 4:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Islamis_Allah_Tashit wrote:
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19. Muhammed was the first muslim
20. Jesus and Abraham were muslim


Buddha was a Muslim too. Hey, why not throw that in there as well for good measure? Couldn't hurt, right?

Probably the most comical claim is where they not only say that Allah sent prophets equally to all nations, but ALL of their original scriptures got lost and the Quran is the only valid or authentic scripture, but also that there were a total of 124,000 sent

Well someone can't be a prophet and hence bring a book if there is no language. So let's see divide 124,000 by 10,000 years (an errantly generous figure), and we get 12.4 prophets per year. But wait, it gets better than that. Remember, they exist for maybe 30 or so years, not just one year. So 12.4 x 30 = 372 So we have an average of 372 prophets all existing at the same time, every year, for 10,000 years (at bear minumum, and I think my figure of 10,000 years was quite generous. WOW !!! I guess prophethood isn't that special after all.


For real though! You know, this made me wonder, if there were 124,000 prophets total, and 123,999 had a message that was lost or corrupted by man, then why should I trust Allah to preserve the last one? HE wasn't big enough to do it the 123,999 times before, so why the 124,000th time? Utter baloney.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My favorites:

1. Your duty is to obey not to question.
2. You're wrong. WE are the real victims.
3. A billion Muslims can't be wrong.
4. Islam means peace.

And my most favorite ever:

5. Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world so how can you say its bad.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 7:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

3. A billion Muslims can't be wrong.

Well then, maybe a billion people surfing the web for porn can't be wrong.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 10:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

here are the answers i generally get :
1) what is your religion?
2) you know nothing about islam.
3) you can't judge muhammad with your inferior manmade morality.
4) muhammad's wars were defensive.
5) muhammad only took back what belongs to Muslims.
6) marrying little girls was common those days.
7) muhammad didn't have sex with her until she reached puberty.
muhammad brought peace and tolerance in arabia.
9) the bible is very violent.
10) look at the crusades!
11) you have never been a Muslim before!
12) you are a jew!
13) you must respect our beliefs.
14 ) aren't you afraid of hellfire ? you will be roasted and i'll laugh at you!
15) you are a traitor to your nation and to your people , shame on you!
16) you chose darkness instead of light.
17) quotes from qur'an like "they have their religion , and you have yours"
1 muhammad took sex slaves only for their protection.
19) islam teaches tolerance for people of the book .
20) the qur'an prophets weren't hebrews , nor jews , they were muslims!


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1. Who created you?
2. Allah created science.
3. Allah created stars, can't he shoot Jinnis with it?
4. Israel kills in one day, more than hitler killed during the Holocaust.
5. Why don't you talk about Bush's crimes?
6. Mohammed didn't marry them for sex.
7. Why are you very racist?
8. You're a sick man (after providing the hadith in which Mohammed gets busy with Aisha when she's 9).
9. Girls in deserts grow quicker than people in cold countries.
10. Women,generally speaking grow faster than men, mentally and physically.
11. Are you stupid?
12. where do you live? tell me if you were a man (I swear to god).

I guess that's what I can remember for now, I'll try to update when I remember/run into something else.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think the most popular one here on FFI has been the following:

NO! that is not Islamic, it is Unislamic
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There is so much hatred in Islam that it even turns on itself.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually, I just encountered this one today:

- I'm not even Muslim, I'm buddhist, but I'm very proud of muslims, because they are killing Americans.

- Everybody hates America.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Night side-eclipse wrote:
Actually, I just encountered this one today:

- I'm not even Muslim, I'm buddhist, but I'm very proud of muslims, because they are killing Americans.

- Everybody hates America.

yeah , this sort of stupidity that made far-leftist , africans , latinos and some asians and russians fall in love with islamist terrorists... this idea of a common ennemy.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Muslims generally react to critisism of islam and Muhammad using three main ways :
-deflect attention to christianity , to the bible , and to what christians and jews did in their history and today...
-deny the islamic sources you give them and call them false hadith or false qur'an translations, or doubt your very knowledge of islam and accuse you of inventing or believing what the "ennemies of islam" say.
-relativise Muhammad's crimes and harsh qur'an verses , saying that all of this was normal and moral at that time and in that context .
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 2:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Night side-eclipse wrote:
Actually, I just encountered this one today:

- I'm not even Muslim, I'm buddhist, but I'm very proud of muslims, because they are killing Americans.

- Everybody hates America.


Hmm that's a strange one. Buddhists believe hateful thoughts and actions tend to come back and bite you in the backside.
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