Did allah survive the tsunami...?

muhmed terror head · Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 373

Muslims did your allah survive this tsunami,or did he die...
One thing about this tsunami is good for muslims, is that it cleaned the girms on the black stone(hajar aswad) that is full of bactiria and dirt from muslim saliva during oraly satisfing allahs vagina,by kissing or liking it...

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The Crimson Turq · Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 8:04 am Post subject:

Allah was drowned in that Tsunami.

Now she's in Jannah, enjoying lesbian sex with 72 virgins!
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jinn in a bottle · Joined: 19 May 2007 Posts: 227

The Crimson Turq · Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 8:18 am Post subject:

jinn in a bottle · Joined: 19 May 2007 Posts: 227

I think it is two. But there are some things about heaven that confuse me.
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The Crimson Turq · Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 9:08 am Post subject:

jinn in a bottle · Joined: 19 May 2007 Posts: 227

Before anyone questions where I get 2 from:

• Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, "The first batch (of people) who will enter Paradise will be (glittering) like the full moon, and the batch next to them will be (glittering) like the most brilliant star in the sky. Their hearts will be as if the heart of a single man, for they will have neither enmity nor jealousy amongst themselves; everyone will have two wives from the houris, (who will be so beautiful, pure and transparent that) the marrow of the bones of their legs will be seen through the bones and the flesh." (Bukhari V4B54N476)

I've read that the 72 comes from Ibn Kathir's tafsir on Ar-Rahman, but I can't find it in there. All I find is reaffirmation of the 2 wives. So where does the 72 come from? I can't find it.

The other thing, is where do the real women go? Are they these:

• Narrated 'Abdullah bin Qais Al-Ashari: The Prophet said, "A tent (in Paradise) is like a hollow pearl which is thirty miles in height and on every corner of the tent the believer will have a family that cannot be seen by the others." (Narrated Abu Imran in another narration, "(The tent is) sixty miles (in height)") (Bukhari V4B54N466)

• Narrated Abdullah bin Qais: Allah's Apostle said, "In Paradise there is a pavilion made of a single hollow pearl sixty miles wide, in each corner of which there are wives who will not see those in the other corners; and the believers will visit and enjoy them. (Bukhari V6B60N402)

Are these wives the earth wives? Or the Houri wives (weren't they the ones cloistered in the pavilion)? Does "family" include children? Mohammed mentioned that there would be wet-nurses is heaven.

Things are a bit confusing to me.
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The Crimson Turq · Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 2:03 pm Post subject:

Always_Faithful · Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 2:17 pm Post subject:

The 72 virgins idea comes from the hadith of al-Tirmidhi.
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