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EA
Joined: 25 Jul 2006
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Location: Egypt
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 Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 11:28 am Post subject: Just anything funny , make us laugh |
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Just put anything make us laugh , Pix , jokes , songs anything
i'll begin with some pix i found in internet :
hey Sheikh take care ,
oops....... run for your life , bush attacking
com'on people , 
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EA
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Mubarak : heheh , hey enough , i want to drive alittle , it's my turn |
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Nadia Khan
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Location: Disneyland
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Myrddin Emrys
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A Muslim arrives at the pearly gates to Heaven and asks St Peter to be allowed in. St Peter looks in the book of judgement but can't find the chap's name.
"What religion are you?", he asks.
"I'm Muslim", says the fellow.
"You can't come in her - you've got your own heaven - this one's for Christians only", explains St Peter.
"But I have done many Christian acts in my life - please let me in!", the Muslim protests.
"Such as?", asks St Peter.
"Why, only this morning I put a five pound note in the Salvation army collection tin", the Muslim exclaims.
"Wait here while I speak to God", commands St Peter.
A few moments go by and St Peter returns to the locked gate.
"Here," he says, and thrusts something into the Muslim's hand.
"There's five pounds, now piss off!"
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EA
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Wodan82
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| Myrddin Emrys wrote: |
A Muslim arrives at the pearly gates to Heaven and asks St Peter to be allowed in. St Peter looks in the book of judgement but can't find the chap's name.
"What religion are you?", he asks.
"I'm Muslim", says the fellow.
"You can't come in her - you've got your own heaven - this one's for Christians only", explains St Peter.
"But I have done many Christian acts in my life - please let me in!", the Muslim protests.
"Such as?", asks St Peter.
"Why, only this morning I put a five pound note in the Salvation army collection tin", the Muslim exclaims.
"Wait here while I speak to God", commands St Peter.
A few moments go by and St Peter returns to the locked gate.
"Here," he says, and thrusts something into the Muslim's hand.
"There's five pounds, now piss off!" |
An Antilian is walking on the street wearing a shirt with the text Marocans got three problems.
A Moracan see it and walk to the Antiliaan.
"what are those three problems?"
"First of all you are stupid," says the Antiliaan.
The Marocan get angry and call out for his friends to join him.
"That is your second problem, you can never solve something on your own," the Antiliaan says.
The Marocans pull there knives.
"And that is your third problem, you always take knives to a gunfight, " says the Antiliaan. |
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EA
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Location: Egypt
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| Wodan82 wrote: |
| Myrddin Emrys wrote: |
A Muslim arrives at the pearly gates to Heaven and asks St Peter to be allowed in. St Peter looks in the book of judgement but can't find the chap's name.
"What religion are you?", he asks.
"I'm Muslim", says the fellow.
"You can't come in her - you've got your own heaven - this one's for Christians only", explains St Peter.
"But I have done many Christian acts in my life - please let me in!", the Muslim protests.
"Such as?", asks St Peter.
"Why, only this morning I put a five pound note in the Salvation army collection tin", the Muslim exclaims.
"Wait here while I speak to God", commands St Peter.
A few moments go by and St Peter returns to the locked gate.
"Here," he says, and thrusts something into the Muslim's hand.
"There's five pounds, now piss off!" |
An Antilian is walking on the street wearing a shirt with the text Marocans got three problems.
A Moracan see it and walk to the Antiliaan.
"what are those three problems?"
"First of all you are stupid," says the Antiliaan.
The Marocan get angry and call out for his friends to join him.
"That is your second problem, you can never solve something on your own," the Antiliaan says.
The Marocans pull there knives.
"And that is your third problem, you always take knives to a gunfight, " says the Antiliaan. |
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EA
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EA
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Andraste
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Well, I'm too old to be here but I hope you don't mind if I join in....
This was on "Rantings of a Sandmonkey" about 4 months ago and then, 2 months ago, I heard it in my local pub but without its proper cultural context :
A young jihadist went out and detonated his bomb-belt. Unortunately, it didn't kill him, it just blew off both arms and legs. So he ended upbeing cared for by the Society for the Welfare of Failed Suicide Bombers, and one day they took him out for a day at a Red Sea beach.
Anyway, he's lying there and this beautiful woman (he can only tell this by her voice , of course, 'cos she's all covered up) comes along and says "You poor brave boy! I do feel sorry for you... Have you ever been cuddled?"
"No" he says "I was saving myself for the 72 virgins"
So she gives him a long embrace and goes on her way.
A little later, another beautiful (etc) woman comes along and says
"You poor brave boy! I do feel sorry for you... Have you ever been kissed?"
"No" he says "I was saving myself for the 72 virgins"
So she gives him a long, lingering kiss and goes on her way.
little later, another beautiful (etc) woman comes along and says
"You poor brave boy! I do feel sorry for you... Have you ever been fxxxed?"
"No" he says ( by now getting very hopeful) "I was saving myself for the 72 virgins"
So she says "Well, you will be when the tide comes in". |
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Myrddin Emrys
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What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward? "Live ammunition."
What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You told her twice already!
How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb? None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!
A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police. "Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I'm dying to get laid!"
A Palestinian girl says to her mommy, "After Abdul blows up, can I have his room?"
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People will believe anything because they either fear it is true, or because they want to believe it is true.
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EA
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Location: Egypt
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Grandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she
asked,
"Did God make you, Grandpa?"
"Yes, God made me," the grandfather answered.
A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, "Did God
make me too?"
"Yes, He did," the older man answered.
For a few minutes, the little girl seemed to be studying her
grandpa, as well as her own reflection in the mirror, while
her grandfather wondered what was running through her mind.
At last she spoke up.
"You know, Grandpa," she said, "God's doing a lot better job
lately." |
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EA
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don't f.ck with me : 
Oh God , Help Me Plz , It's My Last time :  |
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miss ruby
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Majdi
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Poor Jean Paul 2 .  .
Dont make fun of him. He is dead. .
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