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Imam at a Friday prayer

 
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Little Aisha



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PostPosted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:42 am    Post subject: Imam at a Friday prayer Reply with quote

A Friday prayer,

Imam is preaching the Muslims;

"Do not go astray my Muslim brothers. Allah will give Hoories to those who remain loyal to him. You will be able to do anything you wish with these Heavenly beauties."

A Muslim from the crowd shouts;

"Will there be parties and alcohol too?"

Imam gets angry and shouts back;

"You filthy Kaffir!! Do you think Allah's Heaven is a partyhouse?"

The man answers;

"Do you think Allah's heaven is a whorehouse?"
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