Islamic How to: Urination
7/9/2012
Sunan Abu Dawud (Book #1, Hadith #0003)
Narrated AbuMusa: AbutTayyah reported on the authority of a shaykh (an old man): When Abdullah ibn Abbas came to Basrah, people narrated to him traditions from AbuMusa. Therefore Ibn Abbas wrote to him asking him about certain things. In reply AbuMusa wrote to him saying: One day I was in the company of the Apostle of Allah (peace_be_upon_him). He wanted to urinate. Then he came to a soft ground at the foot of a wall and urinated. He (the prophet) then said: If any of you wants to urinate, he should look for a place (like this) for his urination.
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piss be upon him
Great idea – PISS be upon MO and ALLAH and QQUURRAAN .
A Muslim must first find an acceptable place away from standing water, or people's pathways or shade.[4] They are advised that it is better to enter the area with the left foot,[5] facing away from the Qiblah.[1]
While on the toilet, one must remain silent. Talking, answering greetings or greeting others is strongly discouraged.[1] When defecating together, two men cannot converse, nor look at each other's genitals, and especially not handle each other's genitals.[6] A man should not touch his genitals with the right hand.[7][8][9][10][11][12][13]
The Islamic prophet Muhammad specified that one should use an odd number of stones (preferably three) to cleanse the anal orifice after defecation and then proceed to a different location to wash it with water. Use of toilet paper in place of stones is now acceptable, but washing with water is still needed for ritual purity.[14] When leaving the toilet, one is advised to leave with the right foot,[5] and also say a prayer – "Praise be to Allah who relieved me of the filth and gave me relief."[1] This is similar in concept to Asher yatzar, the prayers said by orthodox Jews when leaving the toilet in which they thank God for the openings used to defecate/urinate[15], and exact ways of proceeding and accompanying prayers are also specified in traditional Zoroastrianism.[16] It is also reported in the Hadith of Bukhari that whenever Muhammad went to the toilet, he said "In the name of Allah, O Allah! I seek refuge with You from all offensive and wicked things" (alternate translation: "from evil deeds and evil spirits").[17]
WHAT A CULT ISLAM IS !!!
RIDICULOUS !!
"…When leaving the toilet, one is advised to leave with the right foot…"
WITH THE RIGHT FOOT ??? WHY ???
DON'T ASK SUCH QUESTIONS , MUSLIMS !!!! YOU ARE SLAVES OF ALLAH ( AND MOHAMMED)….SO,JUST OBEY ….OBEY ….OBEY !!!!
THANK YOU SHABEER FOR SHOWING US HOW RIDICULOUS ISLAM IS .
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RELIGION.
IT IS REALLY FOOLISH. MUSLIMS ARE TREATED LIKE CHILDS .
WHOOOOAAAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT WAS AGAIN A VERY GOOD JOKE OF SHABEER ,
GO ON MAN. I LIKE YOU !!!
How about Muslimahs? Did he teach them how to urinate too?
Yes Women should not urinate standing like Jews and Christians.
Well, women are not allowed to take their genitals with their right hand . ONLY WITH THE LEFT HAND AND ONLY IF THERE IS SOMETHING TO TAKE
So it is little bit difficult for them 
Muslimahs are women ,you know. And women don't count in Islam !
This hadith makes it clear again.
No that job of teaching how to piss for women was a job reserved only for rapist pedophile mohammad!
Islam, the religion of children. Grow up Muslims. Leave Islam.
Grow your own dope, plant a muslim
Disgusting as ever, islam, muslims and their sick prophet
Q. How to urinate?
Ans: 1. Take out your dick.
2. Hold it in your hand.
3. Start peeeeeeeee… End
4. Zip your pant and fuck off.
Yes, it can be very simple.
But Mohammed liked to keep his slaves on the "right way".
What you are doing is called THINKING, Trive. But thinking is unislamic and very bad! Ask Shabeer
Did Muhammad teach his followers how to musterpate??or it is haram, or fucking young boys in the ass is HALLLAL:o Quran call this young Boys Gullmans, GOD in heaven will give this young boys to muslim pervert to Fuck in the ASS in heaven under GOD watchfull EYES
Dont forget to "shake well after use".
It is also reported in the Hadith of Bukhari that whenever Muhammad went to the toilet, he said "In the name of Allah, O Allah! I seek refuge with You from all offensive and wicked things" (alternate translation: "from evil deeds and evil spirits").
WHO SAID THERE IS NO FUN AND HUMOR IN ISLAM ???
HAHAHAHA !!!!
What is this with these muslims?
It is always about ,sex, punishment, sh!tting, pissing , urine( camel!), dung etc. etc.
It is childish ! The ANAL PHASE !
QUOTE FROM SHABEER'S COPY/PASTE :
When leaving the toilet, one is advised to leave with the right foot,[5] and also say a prayer – "Praise be to Allah who relieved me of the filth and gave me relief."[1] This is similar in concept to Asher yatzar, the prayers said by orthodox Jews when leaving the toilet in which they thank God for the openings used to defecate/urinate[15], and exact ways of proceeding and accompanying prayers are also specified in traditional Zoroastrianism.
SO EVEN THIS SILLY CRAP WAS STOLEN FROM THE JEWS AND THE ZOROASTERS BY ISLAM.
MOHAMMED STOLE ….EVERTHING !!!
Their is also Muhammad used to say a prayer before shitting asking GOD to give him normal bowel movement, no diarrhea or conistipation, and after shitting he leave the towillet thanking Allah that he did not step on shit going in and out of the twillet
To the Muslim who calls himself MUYMOLTOBENE.
See Muymolto, we have to treat muslims like childs, so some name calling is adaquate.
Don't play the victim anymore . We know it belongs to your muslim-TAQIYYA.
We call it LIES !!!!
As far as peeing for men is concerned( muslimahs do not pee and so do not count) I have a few doubts! What if the scum bag moslem has only one left foot and the other foot is blow away? A not unlikely event in afghanisthan? How is supposed to exit from the toilet with right foot first? WHat happens if the moslem scum bag has only left hand or right hand? How is he going to retrieve his organ to relieve? I mean these are all relevant questions one would ask, but not a brain dead, imbecile, idiotic,demented,retarded,inbred moslem like shabby would ask! Rapist rasool says eat,pig sh1t and moslem scum bags can be seen enjoying pig excrement!
You are right Kafirun. How can a thief pee, when his left hand is chopped off?
In his pants ! He must ! OR…..?
Do muslims wear pants anyway?
Had Mohammed pants?
Tes, that must be very important ! Some Islamic "scholar"can do a study , perhaps?
You Kafirun Ur an idiot, man with one leg before he go to the toilet he eats a lot of Garlic and beans, and after he shitt he flies out of the toilet like rocket he does not need to walk
I am a muslim and I have a burning question.
Can a muslim wife take the …ehm.. the dick of her husband in her right hand ,when having sex ? Or MUST it be her left hand.??
Well what happend if the woman with one hand??Muhammad advised this women to give their husbands blow JOB
YOU ALL MUST RESPECT ISLAM AND MUSLIMS !!
I KNOW IT IS DIFFICULT AFTER READING THE COMMENT OF SHABEER , BUT STILL….
IS IT NOT SHABEER ???
Try this experiment.
Round up a bunch of people and have them sit at a table. Now stick a cobra in the middle of it.
Everyone scrams.
Even tho the cobra may have already eaten a rat and is not even hungry. Even tho it's possible the cobra may have gone up to each person and kissed him/her on the lips. Not likely but possible.
The thing is it's POSSIBLE that the cobra WON'T stick its fangs into anyone.
Now get rid of the cobra, round the people back up, and stick a muslim in the center.
BECAUSE it's POSSIBLE that the muslim WON'T stick its fangs into anyone
noone scrams.
Weird.
Then he came to a soft ground at the foot of a wall and urinated. He (the prophet) then said: If any of you wants to urinate, he should look for a place (like this) for his urination.
When I was in India I saw some people urinating like this (probably learnt it from Muslims). It is so unhygienic and people painted signs on the walls to stop the offenders. If the prophet comes in today and urinates like this, he is going to have to put up with the following sign – Gadhey ke poot, yahaan mat moot!
According to Sunna Muhammadia ( Muhammad saying or doing) if muhammad told you to urinate at the foot of a wall then that is the way to do it if not then you will be considerd APOSTATE you can beheaded by the sowrd and using modern toilet is haram (forebiden ) I wounder how Muhammad and other Good muslims will Urinate in heaven???:D
If mohammad urinate like this in India, he will have to pay 500 bucks each time. And for whole night he will have to stay in police lock-up.
But if ayisha or Fatima urinate like this then they will 500 bucks each time. And for whole night both of them will have to stay in police lock-up.
Are there also strict rules in Islam for taking a sh!t ?
Yep! Here is the link with full info on Islam's toilet voodoos (including for defecation) – http://islam-watch.org/AbulKasem/IslamicVoodoos/P…
Yes it is hadeeth ( muhammad saying) I swear it Muhammad said that You should take with you 13 small stone and wipe ur ass with this stone but be carefull not to but this stones too deep cause if one of them stuck in your ass you have to go to professional plummer to pull it outxD
YEAH,AND HOW ABOUT BOTH TOGETHER ?
I MEAN SH!TTING AND PEEING TOGETHER ! IT WILL HAPPEN OFTEN .
IS IS VERY DIFFICULT TO BE A MUSLIM
Outright stupid .shabeer people dont shit together anymore,this is not seventh century arab and what would happen if a person enters with the wrong foot or touches his genitals with right hand, will he die?
No he won't die, but Allah will be VERY angry (for disobedience) and may consider throwing you in HELL instead of paradise
Do you see the amount of FEAR instilled in Muslims? That is the reason why they don't dare doubt despite all evidence. For FEAR that Allah might be watching and will take offense
Frank Ur an ass, If some one touches his Genitals the right way he will have orgasms U idiots, he will not die:$ try it 4 ur self you will like it it is called safe sex and it is legal in most countries.
Are youthe one with one ball? Masturbation is haram, wallahi haram in pisslam! If a moslem sees you jerking off alone in your bed room, the msolem is allowed to come and rape you and kill you, for masturbation is haram in pisslam! I am not joking.Look in FFI and search and you shall find, rapist rasool's utterings.
I really can not believe what these muslims say and do! About urinating !!?
What is this all about. ?
Am I dreaming a bad dream ? What the hell are these muslims doing and thinking ?
What, what… ??? I am flabbergasted .
If a muslim goes to the bathroom they should put their left foot in first. also if there is any koran on their mobile they must not take it into the bathroom
Ur real ignoramous, Cause before they step in bathrooms with any leg they have to have flash light to avoid stepping on shitt, and it is bad advice not to take Quran with you to the bathroom What are you going to do if their is no toilet paper?
Piss be upon the Kaaba, the Quran, Mohammad, his fake sock-puppet "god" Allah and the whole of Islam.
I put a **curse** upon Islam and all who follow it. May you be forever cursed if you stay in Islam. The curse shall only be lifted if you leave Islam.
enceladus. Not sure if you want to get in a pissing competition with a skunk! Mushlims know how to curse, now!
Or you GO to the bathroom with Quran and piss and shitt on Quran in the same time the Curse will be lifted
i felt one thing disgusting about islam is that it compels its followers to do work only in one way even if there are many ways to do that work.
if mohammed has existed today, i might had tied his hands and legs and pissed on him.
Prophet Muhammad had an opportunity to drill a hole with his urine on a mud wall like a man. Instead he chose to squat down like the opposite sex his personal hose pipe almost touching the earth crust. I thought this man was made of iron and steel; why the wussification of this manly features
Elmore Muhammad has very small penis so small it did look like a clit so dont worry about his penis touching the earth, That is why he did like little Young Girls cause he can feel he is filling their little pussy to the max
Islam will become extinct the same day Saudi Arabia's oil dries up. Then, even our own government will not need to be politically correct to theses Islamic fascists. Until then, god help the US and Europe especially.
You are darn right , Mysogynist . And it is sooner as the muslims think.
Sorry, for my outburst now, muslims. Please don't be offended
But I hate Islam with ALL my power .
So the best I can do at this moment is to say:
Pigshit and blackdogpiss be on your evil, stupid, mental sick ,fake ,pedophile Prophet . The biggest liar that ever existed. But I am glad that he is burning in his own hell.
Now you muslims can start killing innocent human beings all over the world , in the same way your INSANE CAMEL FUKCER DID .
DOWN WITH ISLAM !! TO HELL WITH THIS EVIL,WICKED ,BACKWARD CULT!!
So, that is a relieve!!
Again, muslims don't be offended! However it is my right to say what I want , you hate that. But it is freedom of speech ! YEP!!
Dude I laughed my arse off, awesome post
NOW, THAT IS REALLY IMPORTANT . HOW MUST WE URINATE ?
I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THIS SERIOUS PROBLEM !
This Moham-madman was a real GENIUS ! I mean it. Congratulations muslims with such a prophet .
DENZEL Give the man credit he taught muslims how to shitt TOO, and how to wipe shit from their ass after shitting by using 13 small stones, Why 13??? do u use the same number of stones if it is diarrhea or constipation?
Please can any one give me advise?
It not important HOW we urinate, but on whom.
My serious suggestion is: ON THE QURAN .
First we burn it and then we piss on it . With the pages that are left we can ( if they are dry) wipe our butts.And then flush it through the toilet.
Is that allright with you, muslims??
Decibel i really like your style that outburst really made me laugh
On a more serious note distilled down a little one does get the sense that big mo was stuck in some anal phase what with the obsession with bodily functions
Are there any pearls of wisdom on how to shit from the "most exalted human being"?
Yes, Mohamed had rules for taking a shit too, check this out:
Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 147:
Narrated 'Abdullah bin 'Umar:
People say, "Whenever you sit for answering the call of nature, you should not face the Qibla or Bait-ulMaqdis (Jerusalem)." I told them. "Once I went up the roof of our house and I saw Allah's Apostle answering the call of nature while sitting on two bricks facing Bait-ul-Maqdis (Jerusalem) (but there was a screen covering him. ' (FatehAl-Bari, Page 258, Vol. 1).
Volume 1, Book 4, Number 150:
Narrated 'Abdullah bin 'Umar:
I went up to the roof of Hafsa's house for some job and I saw Allah's Apostle answering the call of nature facing Sham (Syria, Jordan, Palestine and Lebanon regarded as one country) with his back towards the Qibla. (See Hadith No. 147).
He pee and shitt on his house roof?? He is real pig
MUSLIMS is soo stupid thats why they become muslims, and Muhammad knows that that is why he has to teach them how to pee and shit, and which leg Left or Right to use to enter the bath room, and which hand to use to play with them selves
Did Muhammad instruct the Muslims how they should pass their shit?
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I truely agree with all that you have said, identifying it to be the work of small minds working in even smaller circles.
While you could have been out, devoting your time, to rousting people from the Pub, in front of their Tellies (TV)
or other such patrioc services….you set here pissing and moning.
I personally, Am a Muslim, a VERY well educated Muslim, a WAR Hero, and someone, who takes thing in context and would like not to do anything to extremes.
While, I must admit, My Brother may have reased discussion here in bad taste, due to his choice of location for his discussion. His choice of topic, was and is quite understandable, atleast to a fellow Muslim.
Please pardon his Ignorance and I'll pardon yours!
Can someone explain why Muslims dye their beard burgundy?
because they are morons
If Mo exists today then he will be in mental hospital
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