Sex in Islamic Heaven

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Islamic scriptures inform us that most women won't make it to heaven and are destined for hell (Muslimahs take note !!).

"Among the inmates of Heaven women will be the minority" (Sahih Muslim 36: 6600);........

"I (Mohammed) have seen that the majority of the dwellers of Hell-Fire were women...[because] they are ungrateful to their husbands and they are deficient in intelligence" (Sahih Bukhari: 2:18:161; 7:62:125, 1:6:301).

Perhaps to make up for the anticipated shortage of women in heaven, the Quran promises Muslim men beautiful virgins (houris) for their sexual pleasure (Q 44:54, 78:33, 55:56, 56:36 etc)

"The righteous (Muslims) they shall triumph...Theirs shall be voluptous women" - Q 78:31-33.

"As for the righteous (Muslims)...We (Allah) shall wed them to beautiful virgins with lustrous eyes" - Q 44:51-54

Estimates vary as to the number of virgins (2 to 72) per male Muslim in heaven (Sahih Bukhari 4:54:476, Al-Tirmidhi 2562). Actually the Tirmidhi Hadith states that 72 wives is the minimum, perhaps for the not so devout Muslims in the 7th heaven.

Mohammed said: "The least reward for the people of paradise is 80,000 servants and 72 wives" - Al-Tirmidhi 2562, 2687.

Prophets, suicide bombers and other Islamic martyrs in Islam's first heaven may get up to 1000 virgins each. For maximum enjoyment of these numerous wives, Muslim men are guaranteed superb erection in heaven:

The Holy Prophet (Mohammed) said: "The believer will be given tremendous strength in Paradise for sexual intercourse". It was questioned: "O prophet of Allah! can he do that?" He said: "He will be given the strength of one hundred persons.'" (Mishkat al-Masabih 4:42:24; Sunan al-Tirmidhi 2536).

When asked, "Do we have sex in Paradise?" Ibn Kathir, the renowned Islamic scholar explained: 'Yes, by him who holds my soul in his hand, and it will be done...and when the sex is finished she will return pure and virgin again' – Tafsir Ibn Kathir.

Al-Suyuti (15th century) another famous Islamic theologian and Quranic comentator adds:

"Each time we sleep with a houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected (Muslims in heaven) never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world ...Each chosen Muslim will marry seventy houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetising vaginas."

There is no special provision of virile male studs for the few Muslimahs (Muslim women) who manage to scale through to heaven.

This pre-occupation with sex in heaven is consistent with the Islamic view of women as sex objects for gratifying Muslim men.

"Women are your fields, go (men) into your fields as you please" - Quran 2:223

Hence Islam allows for various forms of male promiscuity - polygamy (Q 4:34), sex slaves (Q 23:1-6, 70:22-30), rape of female slaves / captives (Sahih Muslim 8:3432; Sahih Muslim 8:3371,3373,3432; Bukhari 3:34:432), Islamic prostitution (Mut'a) - Q 4:24; Sahih Bukhari 6:60:43, 7:62:130 .

The Quranic verse on Islamic prostitution i.e. Mut'a:

"Give them (women) their wages for the (sexual) enjoyment (Istamta’um) you have had of them as an obligation for the agreed term, but it shall be no offence for you to make any other agreement among yourselves"(Q 4:24).

In 1992, Islamic militants assassinated Egyptian freethinking intellectual - Farag Foda. Among his "offences" was his criticism of the Islamic debate of perpertual erection in heaven.

"Egypt's most popular Islamic preacher, Abdel Hamid Kishk...had been telling his audience that Muslims who entered paradise would enjoy eternal erections and the company of young boys draped in earrings and necklaces...

"Some of the ulama (Islamic clerics), the religious scholars at al-Azhar University, the governments seat of Islamic learning, had disagreed. Yes, they said, men in paradise would have erections, but merely protracted, not perpetual. Other Islamic experts disputed the possibility of pederasty in paradise.

"Is this what concerns Muslims at the end of the 20th century?" Farag Foda asked in a column in October magazine. "The world around us is busy with the conquest of space, genetic engineering and the wonders of the computer, while Muslim scholars...were worried about sex in paradise." Excerpts fron Judith Miller's book; God Has Ninety-Nine Names. [Published by Simon & Schuster, 1997], pp. 26-27)

With its offer of prolonged hard-on and gratifying heavenly sex with virgins who "re-virginate" after sex, its little wonder Muslim terrorists, sucide bombers and other Islamic martyrs are in a hurry to enter Islam's brothel paradise - Al-Jannah !!