Prince Charles on Muhammad's winged horsey
Submitted by Sanjay Khanna on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 06:49
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PDF versionJust yesterday I happened to read an article by Ali Sina stating that Prince Charles may have become a Muslim. As an Indian Christian, this was a bit too much for me to digest, So, I decided to call him at Buckingham Palace . I did get him over the phone right away. I thought the prince would be very busy, but he wasn't. After exchanging pleasantries, I decided to be straight forward and to the point . I asked him if he had converted to Islam and if so, why. Here is what he said verbatim:
“Well … I was sleeping alone peacefully in my room. The chamber maids were on leave. Then, all of a sudden the windows swung open and the room was filled with a bright white light. In that divine light I saw the face of the prophet (pbuh)... I was terrified. Muhammad is no Richard Gere, that's for sure. I tried to run out of the room (do you blame me for this attempt? I almost made it out the door) . But the prophet called me back saying: “foolish man (again nothing new… all of Britain knows it), just two wives? that’s all Christianity can give you? I give you permission for four wives on your bed and as many as you like under it. And why marry older women. Hasn’t Allah said that you can have them young ones too. Two year olds, four year olds and six year olds? With that , the messenger of Allah produced a two-year old from nowhere (a miracle!) and put her on my lap. I must confess to you that I had the orgasm of my life”. I thought the holy prophet did too. Muhammad then left me in the room and took the little girl with him."
Soon after Muhammad disappeared and Charles called for his secretary to bring him a glass of water, but she had disappeared too! Well if that was a coincidence it’s too much of a coincidence. Anyway the orgasm that Muhammad gave him convinced Charles that Islam WAS the religion for him. He turned to Mecca that very moment and embraced Islam.
Jokes apart…methinks that the people of Great Britain have some serious assessment to do about their monarchy which has of late been just a controversy generating machine. Its perfectly okay for monarchs to live in palaces and enjoy life at public expense, like they have been doing all over the world after their people concluded they were not fit to be left loose on the streets. But a “thinking” monarch like Charles can be a problem. This man has it easy. Why doesn’t he just shut up and do what he’s supposed to be doing? I just don’t get it. Can anyone enlighten me please?
If this continues, the people of Britain might as well pull them out of their palaces and make them live in apartments like everyone else.
There was another article on this site where it was mentioned that politicians in the UK had granted about 30 million pounds for Islamic institutions and causes. The reason for this generosity is not difficult to understand. Islam has spread primarily through two means – the sword and semen. (i.e. War Jihad and Bed Jihad). It was the same at the time of Muhammad and it is the same now. Wherever they go, Muslims love bed Jihad more than minks . This makes them an attractive voting bank no politician anywhere can afford to ignore. What is dangerous is that they know the politics of numbers and if anyone thinks Muslims don’t know what family planning is all about, they’re fools. They reproduce for the sole reason that they know the power of the numbers game. Increasing their numbers is just a prelude to hijacking the political system of that country. 
Sanjay, very well writtena
Sanjay,
very well writtena and very amusingly written as well.
May be you can come up with some catchy ads print, email that we can use to spread the message of this website.
It is also true that in some
It is also true that in some places islam did not spread by sword. In eastern africa the trading arabs found there a very primitive culture such that for these people any strange culture was received with awe and amusement. And arabs knew how to play mind games with these people. They'd build state of the art mosques, give them arab garbs as rewards, speak arabic and to these locals, that was paradise. To be honest, european missionaries used these same tactics. But with the single church they built they built two schools and one hospital and introduced some work ethic into these societies. But for muslims societies it is only mosques everywhere. Thankfully today they are crumbling so fast.
[...] Prince Charles on
[...] Prince Charles on Muhammad’s winged horsey – Sanjay Khana This makes them an attractive voting bank no politician anywhere can afford to ignore. What is dangerous is that they know the politics of numbers and if anyone thinks Muslims don’t know what family planning is all about, they’re fools. [...]
hahaa,,, good onee :D
hahaa,,, good onee :D
hey, what do you talking
hey, what do you talking about???
i dont believe what do you say......a liar is still a liar....
you dont understand what the meaning of islam...
although u are christian,why do your people want to destroy a religion??
your people is insane...
Proudchristian, I doubt that
Proudchristian, I doubt that invasion of west africa by muslims were peacefull, I been in Africa for 55 years(born there), 10 years in Nigeria, 2 in ghana and 2 in Cameroon; I'm also an ethnologist.
In Nigeria I noted some very big marks on the faces of some people, I asked them the meaning of such culture and they answered that those were tribe marks. Then I found out that these tribes with marks were all muslims and leaving in villages along routes from the north-east(Chad and Sudan) to the sea. These routes were going throught very thick forrests and the people leaving in the bush were completely different from those stayng in the villages along the routes: apart the marking on the faces, the muslims were and are heavy built, very tall with big noses(sudanese type), while the "bushmen or savages"(as the nigerian muslims call them), have a short and thin body structure with big and flat noses, but while the forrest people seem more or less to be the same type of people, the muslims tribes along the routes(from Kano, then Kaduna, Oghmobosho down to Lagos) looks quite different from each other: from the tall and slender sudanese type in the north to the tall and heavy built in the center Nigeria to the tall and fat muslims on the ocean coast...a century ago the muslims were catching the people of the forrest and while the men were sent to the coast they were keeping the young women for them, forming new tribes, the marking on their faces(from 1 to 5 long scars on each side of the face), are impressed at a very young age, today is just a tribe's belonging mark, but earlier it was used to show to other eventual slaves' hunters that they were muslims, so they were not arrassed. Today they say proudly that they have arab blood in their veins, Nigeria is their and the savages has to stay in the bush.