Muhammad and his animals
According to the Islamic texts Muhammad feared and hated many animals.
Apparently Muhammad had many “strange” ideas about animals. His ideas bring into question the sanity of the individual.
This article will consider the many odd statements that Muhammad uttered regarding animals. We will look at the seemingly crazy statements made by Muhammad in both the Hadith and the Quran.
As shown in the passages below, Master Muhammad seemed to fear and hate certain snakes, dogs, donkeys, monkeys, pigs, crows, scorpions, etc. The guy was a pretty messed-up dude I’m guessing...
Bukhari, Volume 4, Book 54, Number 518:
Narrated Ibn Umar:
That he heard the Prophet delivering a sermon on the pulpit saying, "Kill snakes and kill Dhu-at-Tufyatain (i.e. a snake with two white lines on its back) and ALBATROSS (i.e. a snake with short or mutilated tail) for they destroy the sight of one's eyes and bring about abortion." ('Abdullah bin 'Umar further added): Once while I was chasing a snake in order to kill it, Abu Lubaba called me saying: "Don't kill it," I said. "Allah's Apostle ordered us to kill snakes." He said, "But later on he prohibited the killing of snakes living in the houses." (Az-Zubri said. "Such snakes are called Al-Awamir.”)
Bukhari, Volume 4, Book 54, Number 529:
Narrated Abu Mulaika:
Ibn Umar used to kill snakes, but afterwards he forbade their killing and said, "Once the Prophet pulled down a wall and saw a cast-off skin of a snake in it. He said, 'Look for the snake. 'They found it and the Prophet said, "Kill it." For this reason I used to kill snakes. Later on I met Abu Lubaba who told me the Prophet said, 'Do not kill snakes except the short-tailed or mutilated-tailed snake with two white lines on its back, for it causes abortion and makes one blind. So kill it.' "
Bukhari, Volume 4, Book 54, Number 530:
Narrated Nafi:
Ibn 'Umar used to kill snakes but when Abu Lubaba informed him that the Prophet had forbidden the killing of snakes living in houses, he gave up killing them.
Yeah, those short-tailed and mutilated-tailed snakes with the two white lines on their backs are blinding people and causing abortions all over the place, you bet! We had better take Muhammad’s advice and kill, kill, kill them wherever we find them. I wonder how we’d get by without the priceless advice of Master Muhammad the master snake-oil salesman of them all. Gee I wonder if the world would be better off had he never lived... Ya think??
Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 9, Number 490:
Narrated 'Aisha:
The things which annul the prayers were mentioned before me. They said, "Prayer is annulled by a dog, a donkey and a woman (if they pass in front of the praying people)." I said, "You have made us (i.e. women) dogs. I saw the Prophet praying while I used to lie in my bed between him and the Qibla. Whenever I was in need of something, I would slip away, for I disliked to face him."
Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 9, Number 498:
Narrated 'Aisha:
It is not good that you people have made us (women) equal to dogs and donkeys. No doubt I saw Allah's Apostle praying while I used to lie between him and the Qibla and when he wanted to prostrate, he pushed my legs and I withdrew them.
Sahih Muslim, Book 004, Number 1032:
Abu Dharr reported: The Messenger of 'Allah (may peace be upon him) said: When any one of you stands for prayer and there is a thing before him equal to the back of the saddle that covers him and in case there is not before him (a thing) equal to the back of the saddle, his prayer would be cut off by (passing of an) ass, woman, and black Dog. I said: O Abu Dharr, what feature is there in a black dog which distinguish it from the red dog and the yellow dog? He said: O, son of my brother, I asked the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) as you are asking me, and he said: The black dog is a devil.
Sahah Muslim, Book 024, Number 5249:
Abu Talha reported Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) having said: Angels do not enter a house in which there is a dog or a picture.
Sahih Muslim, Book 010, Number 3811:
Abdullah (b. Umar) (Allah be pleased with them) reported: Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) ordered the killing of dogs and we would send (men) in Medina and its corners and we did not spare any dog that we did not kill, so much so that we killed the dog that accompanied the wet she-camel belonging to the people of the desert.
Sahih Muslim, Book 002, Number 0551:
Ibn Mughaffal reported: The Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) ordered killing of the dogs, and then said: What about them, i. e. about other dogs? and then granted concession (to keep) the dog for hunting and the dog for (the security) of the herd, and said: When the dog licks the utensil, wash it seven times, and rub it with earth the eighth time.
I have often wondered how many of Muhammad’s followers knew that he was insane but had to keep quiet about it knowing that they would be killed should they talk.
Just imagine being a sincere and independent-minded person and having to keep your mouth shut while watching Muhammad raid, loot and slaughter a village and then take the best looking women as captives for himself.
Bukhari, Volume 3, Book 34, Number 437:
Narrated Anas bin Malik:
The Prophet came to Khaibar and when Allah made him victorious and he conquered the town by breaking the enemy's defense, the beauty of Safiya bint Huyai bin Akhtab was mentioned to him and her husband had been killed while she was a bride. Allah's Apostle selected her for himself and he set out in her company till he reached Sadd-ar-Rawha' where her menses were over and he married her. Then Hais (a kind of meal) was prepared and served on a small leather sheet (used for serving meals). Allah's Apostle then said to me, "Inform those who are around you (about the wedding banquet)." So that was the marriage banquet given by Allah's Apostle for (his marriage with) Safiya. After that we proceeded to Medina and I saw that Allah's Apostle was covering her with a cloak while she was behind him. Then he would sit beside his camel and let Safiya put her feet on his knees to ride (the camel).
Bukhari, Volume 3, Book 34, Number 438:
Narrated Jabir bin 'Abdullah:
I heard Allah's Apostle, in the year of the Conquest of Mecca, saying, "Allah and His Apostle made illegal the trade of alcohol, dead animals, pigs and idols." The people asked, "O Allah's Apostle! What about the fat of dead animals, for it was used for greasing the boats and the hides; and people use it for lights?" He said, "No, it is illegal." Allah's Apostle further said, "May Allah curse the Jews, for Allah made the fat (of animals) illegal for them, yet they melted the fat and sold it and ate its price."
Sunan Abu-Dawud, Book 1, Number 0066:
Narrated AbuSa'id al-Khudri:
The people asked the Messenger of Allah (peace_be_upon_him): Can we perform ablution out of the well of Buda'ah, which is a well into which menstrual clothes, dead dogs and stinking things were thrown? He replied: Water is pure and is not defiled by anything.
Bukhari, Volume 4, Book 54, Number 537:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
The Prophet said "If a house fly falls in the drink of anyone of you, he should dip it (in the drink), for one of its wings has a disease and the other has the cure for the disease."
In the Quran, Muhammad stated that his god literally turns human beings into apes and pigs. Such manipulative madness from the mouth of the Islamic prophet is still believed by Muslims today!
Quran, 5:60 Say: "Shall I point out to you something much worse than this, (as judged) by the treatment it received from Allah? those who incurred the curse of Allah and His wrath, those of whom some He transformed into apes and swine, those who worshipped evil;- these are (many times) worse in rank, and far more astray from the even path!"
Quran, 2:65 You have heard of those of you that broke the Sabbath (Jews). We said to them: ‘You shall be changed into detested apes.’ We made their fate an example to their own generation and to those who followed them, and a lesson for the righteous.
In conclusion, all it takes is some honesty and a sane mind to understand the fact that Muhammad was a liar and a nut.
Saleem Smith is a Canadian Ex-Muslim. He has his own site in which he expresses his views on Islam and other issues. Here is a link to his site: http://www.considerationsofacanadianex-muslim.org
Great eyeopener for
Great eyeopener for everybody................ This Mentally Retarded Criminal was not only against Humanity but against Animals too........... I wish some of the Animal rights guys from WWF, PETA, etc.. read this book of Madness... Shame on all Muslims for following this Crazy Man.
Good one Saleem
Good one Saleem Smith!
Muhammad was obviously an Animalophobe and therefore suffered not only from Animalophobia, but also from Infidelophobia, Reasonophobia, Womenophobia and even schizophrenia whereby he believed he was also Allah the moon-god, Satan the Jinn and Gabriel the archangel. His blind followers do so as well and it shows in their mental reasoning.
I also loved this one from your article:
Quran, 2:65
You have heard of those of you that broke the Sabbath (Jews). We said to them: ‘You shall be changed into detested apes.’ We made their fate an example to their own generation and to those who followed them, and a lesson for the righteous.
Contrary to Muhammad’s ignorant rubbish here, apes are actually smart animals compared to humans called Muslims. Some examples below:-
Apes do not foolishly bang their heads on the ground whilst simultaneously farting and sticking their asses in the air 5-times daily – humans called Muslims do.
Apes do not foolishly run around a big black rock in the middle of the Arabian Desert in the blazing sun unless there is a tasty potential juicy meal trapped on a rock - humans called Muslims do.
Apes do not foolishly beat and stone their female partners for cheating on them and instead sensibly beat the males who dare touch their mates - humans called Muslims do.
Apes do not foolishly starve themselves during the day and feast all night – humans called Muslims do.
Apes do not foolishly wail and worship the moon as god – humans called Muslims do.
Apes only sensibly fight for the things that really exist and matter such as food and love and not an imaginary god - humans called Muslims do.
Yet another thing is that Islamist apologists always falsely claim that Islam empowers women, whilst these same apologists also simultaneously defend polygamy and enslave women. If Islam really wanted to empower women, it should do what the smart Gelada monkeys of Ethiopia do. The males are selected by their females into their harems where THEY become the slaves of the females. They have to constantly feed, groom, pander to their every whims and look after the kids. If they are found sleeping on the job, the females immediately boot them out and choose another. Why didn’t Muhammad do this if he really wanted to empower women? And he thought he was smarter than an ape!
Isn’t this also why Jews are a whole lot smarter than Muslims? A few of them beat the hell out of and outwit so many of them. Detested apes indeed!
Shafee al-Zindig, good apes
Shafee al-Zindig,
good apes joke, every angle you dissect the quran and haddiths, its always a joke, a good joke, but doesn't come cheap, people lives is the price
I am sorry to say that
I am sorry to say that Muhammad has turned his followers into apes and swines. I can vouch for that!
All this is base on fake; I
All this is base on fake; I have all answers but no need to waste time on you. You better to go where you should go.
If you really want debate with Dr. Zakir Naik or in other sense you want to clear you concept or really want answer of your question. You can go there where Dr. Zakir Naik having any programs, his all schedule of programs are announce on www.irf.net, so go in any program and ask your questions and you will get the answers. Really I know that you will not accept answers because My ALLAH has said already that all this is for believers only, what ever you bring fake things truth is truth remember this.
Don’t think that water will come to you; you have to go to water
Actually the title should
Actually the title should have been the Animal mohammad and the cute animals!
LOL.
LOL.
Let's give Mo a break
Let's give Mo a break here.
Apparently he liked cats.
OK, he has been called "... a liar and a nut" and/or a "...Mentally Retarded Criminal", but at least he liked cats.
:-)
Khalil:
Here's a thought: if you've got "all the answers" why not share just one with us?
We'd love to discuss it with you.
Hahahahahaha jonc I am not
Hahahahahaha
jonc I am not going to mention what I've called Mo in past posts.
yes the prophet (pees be
yes the prophet (pees be upon hem) was right. The snakes do cause abortion and make you go blind. Especially if they are Arabian trouser snakes which is why my mother told me it will make me go blind when she caught me caressing hakan jnr (my Arabian trouser snake) vigorously one evening. Its another miracle of Islam, how could Mohammad have known this if he wasn’t a prophet of god? And sometimes if you rub it too hard it can get broken and cause abortion because the mother is so ashamed at having a husband with a broken trouser snake that she commits suicide. Another proof Islam is the religion of truth not like the evil Jew. It’s a scientific miracle!
Marie: Probably a good
Marie:
Probably a good thing!
Actually, I've had a scary thought.
I like cats.
Mo liked cats.
I share something with Mo.
...
Now I feel I want a shower!
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Actually, that's me being "catty". Meiow!
Generally I'm just a pussy cat.
DO you think I have a "kittenish" sense of humour?
LOL. A while back I once
LOL. A while back I once tried to pretend I was a superheroine cat called superkitty.
I think the list is shorter
I think the list is shorter of what mohammed did like - himself, children (for sex), and women, and other's goods since he didn't want to work for any of it himself. When he was younger he leached off of his older, rich, first wife.
khalil hassan, here is the problem with your frustration - all of what we get is from islamic texts. No where else is mohammed and his misdeeds so well documented. And it is ironic that you guys just accept his atrocities as ok. It is so easy to say, that quote is not valid, or you don't understand, or you are just islamophobes, etc. Instead of taking a 2nd look at your own 'religion' you bash others.
Hey, I guess if someone tells you long enough that doing atrocities against another will get you to that orgy in the sky - you just cannot think for yourself how utterly idiotic it really is. It could be why islam is usually forced down other's throats, or you have to lie about it, because it is utterly idiotic to think that there is anything holy about it.
Shafee, "Isn’t this also why
Shafee,
"Isn’t this also why Jews are a whole lot smarter than Muslims? A few of them beat the hell out of and outwit so many of them. Detested apes indeed!"
I'm a little disagree with you on this one. The Jews are smart only because they are educated, just look at the ancient jews, none of them were like the jews now. But i agree that the jews are very talented on making money and trading goods. One smart person can defeat 100 stupid persons. The battle at '67 was the concrete proof about that.
Marie,
"I like cats.
Mo liked cats.
I share something with Mo."
Hold on there. The motivation and passion are different. you like cats because cat is cute (usually woman think that) and represents woman's attitude, but that pedo liked cats because cat is a "clean" animal (they go to "shower" very often). Pedo mo liked something that looks clean on the outside (like white colour, washing hand and body - even with sand, etc).
"Master Muhammad seemed to
"Master Muhammad seemed to fear and hate certain snakes, dogs, donkeys, monkeys, pigs, crows, scorpions, etc."
Because that animals's nature either represents his own true nature or it could sniff his fake words.
Snakes: symbol of evil in the bible. He was afraid of his own identity.
Dogs: symbol of a guardian and human's best friend. it can smell evil from someone.
Monkeys: Self explained. Clue: Mirror.
Donkeys: Afraid if his follower realized that they were just like donkey listening to his fake words.
Pigs: He saw pig ate sh*t, then he hated it. But he didn't realized that he himself was full of sh*t.
Crows: Symbol of death, he was afraid of death.
Scorpions: Symbol of poison, just like islam is poisonous.
The last 2 animals are the symbol of mo's end.
Saleem, great informative
Saleem, great informative article!
Shafee, thanks for telling us that apart from Islamophobia, there are many more interesting “phobia’s” that humans can suffer from. And I enjoyed your comparative study of certain species of apes and humans a lot. It should be on National Geographic TV.
There I heard about the difference in behavior between Chimps and Bonobo’s. Chimp males often chase and beat their females. One reason may be that Chimps are seeking food in trees and are spread out, so on their own, and males are stronger than females with the Chimps too. But Bonobo females seek food in groups and if necessary can defend themselves groupwise to aggressive Bonobo males. But these males know this by now and they behave very peaceful. Their focus is much more on making love, which takes up a lot of their time, next to sleeping and foraging. When I saw this story I thought that humans could learn a lesson from this difference between the 2 closely related species (also closely related to humans).
To Marie LOL. A while back
To Marie
LOL. A while back I once tried to pretend I was a superheroine cat called superkitty
I say:
Next time try pulling off Superstupid. Suit you like a charm.
Wink.
Marie: I'm sure there is a
Marie: I'm sure there is a cartoon strip in that idea, its purrfect. Even if you've "defurred" it for now, it has potential I'm sure.
Mooo:
I'm always a little annoyed with the common misconceptions that people have about pigs.
the pig is in fact a clean animal (it is how they are often kept that makes them appear dirty along with the fact that pig excrement smells unpleasant and similar to our own unlike that of pure herbivores, cows etc).
For example if a pig is kept in a traditional sty it will not foul the area it sleeps in (unlike cows etc).
A pig kept in good conditions is clean and will only eat the feed provided for it. It won't eat it's own excrement.
They like to rootle for food and to wallow in mud (it is good for their skin). Thus, if all you allow a pig to rootle or wallow in is its own excrement then instinct makes it do so.
A pig can be house-trained, which is why Vietnamese pot-bellied pigs are sometimes kept as pets in houses.
Thus the expression "dirty pig" is, in essence, an oxymoron - it is only poor animal husbandry that gives it the appearance of truth.
On a lighter note: most pigs enjoy a good back-scratch - either by stick or hand!
Demsci:
the Benobo is the most closely related species to man. Perhaps there was something in the hippy manta "Make love not war" after all, even though it takes two for love and only one for war.
Dear Mr. Saleem Smith, if
Dear Mr. Saleem Smith,
if you really have left Islam, why do you still call yourself \Saleem\, a name you obviously assumed after converting to Islam? Why don't you re-assume the name given to you by your parents?
Jonc, I didn't say that pigs
Jonc,
I didn't say that pigs are dirty. I said it from muslim's perspective. i already know that pigs could be a clean animals if you took care of it properly. Pigs are actually intelligent animals too. The only dirty creature here is muslim.
Mooo: thanks for
Mooo: thanks for clarification. Glad you are \pro-pig\ too!
You are quite right - pigs are the most intelligent of all farm-yard animals.