Mohammad and Juavaria
Submitted by Ayesha Ahmed on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 01:10
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The sneak attack on Bani Mustaleeq was a smashing success. Jihadis managed to kill many sleeping kuffars and grab abundant booty which included enslaved men, women and cattle. The immense booty was distributed among the Jihadis after the prophet took his cut of 20 %.
Bukhari, 3-46-717
Prophet had suddenly attacked Bani Mustaliq without warning while they were heedless and their cattle were being watered at the places of water. Their men were killed and their women and children were taken as captives.
The Muslim camp at night was buzzing with activities. . Most men were having fun with their enslaved women and some with enslaved men (many men are bisexual in harsh desert male dominated society)... Some who only got cattle as booty were experimenting with their animals. Prophet was also busy with his share of slave girls in his large tent. Ayesha shared the tent with prophet and his slave girls from the raid...There were several men waiting outside Prophet’s tent waiting for advice on their personal problems.
Prophet came out for Isha prayer and talked with the waiting jihadis.
Prophet: What is your problem Abu Zar?.
Abu Zar:: Rasulullah, I received a woman and her husband as my war booty. I made love to the woman while the husband was tied up nearby. I felt kind of guilty having sex with a married woman while her husband watched. Can you tell me if what I did was halal?
Prophet: “Yes it was halal activity which receives many blessings from Allah .Allah says in aya 4.24 that sex with married captured woman and slave girls are halal”.
Abu Said Khudri (and three other jihadis): Rasulullah We have received beautiful women as our booty. We want to sell them later for a good price in Madina slave market after using them. But we worry we may impregnate them, which will lower their resale value. Is it halal to use withdrawal method (coitus interruptus) to avoid pregnancy under sharia?
Prophet: “Withdrawal method is “Makrooh” (Not acceptable) because no body can get pregnant without Allah’s order”.
Narrated Abu Said Al-Khudri:
While he was with Allah's Apostle he said, "O Allah's Apostle! We got female captives as our share of booty, and we are interested in their prices, what is your opinion about coitus interrupt us?" The Prophet said, "Do you really do that? It is better for you not to do it. No soul that which Allah has destined to exist, but will surely come into existence.
Abdulla: Rasulullah I did not get any man or a woman in my lot for booty, I am so horny, I feel like cutting my penis. Prophet: You cannot do that. If you did your penis will complaint against you on the judgment day. It is better you acquire a woman for tonight with money. Bukhari, Volume 7, Book 62, Number 130Narrated 'Abdullah:
We used to participate in the holy battles led by Allah's Apostle and we had nothing (no wives) with us. So we said, "Shall we get ourselves castrated?" He forbade us that and then allowed us to get a women with a temporary contract
Safwan Bin Muattal:: (a handsome young hulk) Rasulullah , I have been away from wife for a long time. I only got two goats as booty in this raid. Don’t tell me to go to my goats as I have no taste for animals like some of the jihadis have. I am horny like hell. What can I do?. .
Prophet: Why don’t you borrow a vagina from a friend..
Safwan: I doubt if any one will spare theirs. They are all very horny.
Prophet: Well then find a man. It is sunna to enjoy men.
Bukhari, 1183
“Then the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, opened his mouth and put his tongue in his mouth”
Sunan Bayhaqi and Al Halabi.
According to this hadith, a man named Zahir, who used to declare that “the prophet loves me,” said that one day Muhammad crept unawares behind him and put him in a bear-hug. Zahir, alarmed, yelled, “Get off me!” After turning his head and discovering that it was Muhammad, he stopped struggling and proceeded to “push his back into the prophet’s chest—prayers and blessings upon him."
Sunan Abu Dawud (one of the six canonical hadith collections) Muhammad lifted up his shirt for a man who proceeded to kiss his entire torso, “from his bellybutton to his armpits.”
Safwan: Rasulullah, I never developed a taste for men.
Prophet: Then tough luck, you will have to stay horny.
Prophet then went inside his tent and grabbed one of his captured women and slipped into his bed.
A man Thabit Bin Qays showed up at Prophet’s tent with a gorgeous captured young woman and started calling Prophet’s name. Ayesha came out…
Thabit : Is Rasulullah in the tent?
Ayesha: Yes but he is in bed with a slave girl right now. Can I help you?
Thabit: This is Juavaria, the daughter of the chief Harith, she fell to my lot as my booty. I decided to ransom her for 9 oaks of gold. She feels it is excessive which no body can pay. She wants Rasulullah’s help in this matter.
"when the prophet-peace be upon him- distributed the captives of Banu Al Mustaliq, she Juavaria) fell to the lot of Thabit ibn Qyas. She was married to her cousin, who was killed during the battle. She agreed to pay him nine okes of gold for her freedom. She was a very beautiful woman. She captivated every man who saw her. She came to the prophet-peace be upon him-, to ask for his help in the matter”
Ayesha was stunned with the beauty of Juavaria and worried that her husband may help himself in this matter.
Ayesha: (loudly) Rasulullah, if you are done with Salma can you come out and talk to this young lady?
Prophet had overheard the talk and was curious. He came out and looked at the scantily dressed well endowed beauty and was overwhelmed by her looks and figure.
Prophet: Thabit did you already sleep with her?
Thabit: Rasulullah , I swear I did not even disrobe her.
Prophet: In that case I will give you 2 camels and two slave girls from my booty for her. That is worth more than 9 oaks of gold.
Thabit: It is a deal. She is all yours.
Prophet: Ayesha please give my slave girls Salma and Barra to Thabit and tell Ali to hand him two camels from my booty in the morning...
Muslim 19-4292
The Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) made a raid upon Banu Mustaliq while they were unaware and their cattle were having a drink at the water. He killed those who fought and imprisoned others. On that very day, he captured Juwairiya bint al-Harith.
Prophet then kicked out Ayesha and other slave girls from the tent to enjoy the Juavaria in complete privacy.
Ayesha, the favorite child wife of Prophet was a spoiled brat and was very possessive. Sharing Prophet’s tent with a bunch of captured women was bad enough for her, but getting kicked out from his tent for a newly bought slave girl was very humiliating for her. She lost her head and angrily went straight to safwan Bin Muattal and whisperd.
During the journey back, Ayesha sneaked out in the darkness of the evening during a rest stop, and hid behind a bush till the caravan left without her. Safwan was the guy who stayed back to collect what is left behind by mistake. He met her as was arranged.. They spent the night under the stars making passionate love. Morning came too soon...
Ayesha: Safwan, thank you. I had the best time of my life.
Safwan: No need to thank me, pleasure was all mine. Where do I stand compared to Rasulullah? I hear Allah has given him the libido of thirty men.
Ayesha: That is all hogwash to glorify him. He is a tired old man like all others. Now he gets turned on only by new girls and he gets plenty of them from raids. On top of that Madina women offer themselves to him all the times. With all that he is really stretched thin and totally drained when he comes to us.
Safwan: We better leave and think of a good alibi.
Ayesha: I will say I went for call of nature and lost my necklace and kept looking for it till morning. Nobody will doubt me.
Safwaan: That will work. And I will say I stayed back as my duty calls for, and found you sleeping.
Ayesha: Nobody will ever know of our sweet secret..
Next day in the afternoon during a rest stop, caravan people saw Safwanl and Ayesha arriving on a camel.
Abdullah bin Obay: Holly cow. Safwan spent the night with Ayesha. He surely must have banged her.
Other Jihadis: That is what it appears. See how tired and sleepy they look, they must not have slept at all.
Abdullah: If I was him I wouldn’t sleep either.
Ayesha and Safwan gave their stories. Every one doubted. Hardly any body believed the lost necklace story. Prophet sent her back to Abu Bakar’s (her father) house. Every one in Madina was talking about Ayesha and Safwan’s night out. People started demanding stoning.
Prophet decided to save her from the charge of adultery and made up an aya (Quranic verse) which required four male witnesses to prove an illegal sexual act.
That aya surely saved Ayesha but has condemned innocent victims of rape ever since in Sharia lands. A serial rapist can walk into a ladies dorm and rape any number of girls he wants in front of all and walk out without ever getting punished . But the victims impregnated by the rapists get accused of adultery and stoned for lack of four male witnesses to prove the rape.
The people who remain as
The people who remain as muslims or convert to islam are the people who are brain dead . Glad i escaped from this mad cult and glad that its been exposed in the open. well done ayesha ahmed
These stories of Muhammad is
These stories of Muhammad is the height of cruelty and are never funny... I feel like vomiting...
Please dont write lies about
Please dont write lies about our beloved prophet. Otherwise you will suffer in Hellfire which Allah has prepared for evil people like you.
I am not shock............I
I am not shock............I believe there are more to this!
You know what - Islam is the
You know what -
Islam is the "religion that must not be named"
Allah is "he who must not be named"
Mad mo (piss be upon him) and his followers are the Death Eaters.
Kafirs are the "muggles".
Sorry for involving Harry Potter series, but the comparison was tempting.
The more I read about the
The more I read about the Prophet , the more I am curious. Really the muslims of the world dont know about their ever great prophet? Really?
My dear muslims it is high time to leave Isssslam.
True Muslim says: ''Please
True Muslim says:
''Please dont write lies about our beloved prophet. Otherwise you will suffer in Hellfire which Allah has prepared for evil people like you.''
This site only tells the truth about your beloved prophet. The only ones who tell lies about him are your evil and corrupt moolas, when they falsely claim that he was a man of peace, a mercy to the world and only had so many women because he felt sorry for them.
If you don't want to suffer allah's hellfire together with the moolas, you should only speak the truth about Muhammad. Read and study what you should know about him and not only what you want to believe about him. The truth is out there.
Peace to all.
Very entertaining article. I
Very entertaining article. I bet what really happened must be very close to what Ayesha has filled in the blanks based on the available info.
Well done ...... Where did
Well done ...... Where did you get this stuff ??
A little bit Italic text is correct, the else I didn't find in the book. Anyways the link is below, if someone wants to study:
http://www.usc.edu/schools/college/crcc/engagement/resources/texts/musli...
The Regular Stlyed text... I don't know from where Aysha Quoted them ....
For those who have never been muslims , the book may seem different, it contains citations by different persons of that time, at times for same event. Plus the rules of society were completely different as of today so for them things can be bit wierd.
For those who happenED to be Muslims, this is the same old stuff..
But this is one of the authentic books of Islam (Sunni - Sect) , .... Furthermore,
Following link is to the English translation of Quran:
http://www.usc.edu/schools/college/crcc/engagement/resources/texts/musli...
I like openess over here... so READ islam and be more open
USC website is run by islamic
USC website is run by islamic students association. they take out hadiths that they think will be disturbing to western readers. This is why you probably can't find some hadiths. This has been my experience with searching their site on hadiths. Peace
I know that Muhammad gave his
I know that Muhammad gave his men permission to marry for an hour but I think u gave the wrong hadith for that u gave this one. Volume 7, Book 62, Number 130:
Narrated Um Salama:
The Prophet took an oath that he would not enter upon some of his wives for one month. But when twenty nine days had elapsed, he went to them in the morning or evening. It was said to him, "O Allah's Prophet! You had taken an oath that you would not enter upon them for one month." He replied, "The month can be of twenty nine days."
I would love to know the right Hadith as it would be useful in defeating the muslims
Reader/still a Muslim fool
Reader/still a Muslim fool (may a thousand HIV infected belly dancers boggie on your grave) we know very well how the Hadiths work. Thanks for the links anyway.
I tried following link too ,
I tried following link too , but didn't find all the quotations :
http://www.muslimaccess.com/sunnah/hadeeth/bukhari/index.htm
Plus I looked in to a urdu version, and still was unable to find the references. Looks like all fill in the blanks to me.
Anyways if someone has references please do quote.
Dear muslim: You are working
Dear muslim: You are working so hard trying to see if Ayesha quoted everything correct.Pl. dont look for references of dialogues,they are made up to fit the hadiths and quran. You believe all the stories of quran quoted by a psychopath serial killer and rapist without a single witness but you are investigating hadiths which were witnessed by thousands and chronicled by pious honest people. Muslims are amazing. They question hadiths and sura which is hidtory but believe in Quran which is fiction.
:) Irrespective of your
:)
Irrespective of your opinion on Quran contents, as a Muslim its part of the FAITH that Quran will not change till Day of Judgement, and in 1400 years there is no change.
If you are accepting the hadith as historian work, then one shall also consider that these historians also tell us that Muhammad (PBUH) was an illetrate man of Makkah. How come someone who can not read or write comes up with such beautiful poetric work? Please note that Quranic language is accepted as high level poetric in Arabic, which obviously a non arabic person can not identify and appreciate (including me). Yes! some illetrate person can be poetic, but can not start reading suddenly and his work can not be of high level since inception. His grammer / selection of words shall polish over time but not right from first verse.
On the fiction part, yep at first it seems fiction. As a kid the stories always facinated me, but later on I started to understand the lessons.
Futher, I understand your mind when you say 'Killer' and 'Rapist' , and I may have arguments to satisfy my self if not you. But instead of going in to discussion on these two topics May I ask if you have any other ethical allegation on Muhammad's life.
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'O our creator , Guide us'
Hope above prayer is acceptace to all faiths
To Still a Muslim: As a
To Still a Muslim: As a headstrong Kaffir, I read your dirty Qurand. I found it is a peace of $hit uttered by world's first paedophile. It is full of errors and bigotry. When you die, keep a copy of that $hitty Qurand on ur a$$ and go for eternal sleep.
Bhuk Chuk Bhuk Chuk paedofphile mohammad
His whole Madina life was
His whole Madina life was evil. He robbed for his living, commited genocide, tortured, practiced pedophilia and incest, had his critics brutally asassinated, always lied and used a made up aya to get what he wanted.t. To start with quran is , mediocre work,contradictory and full of errors . Secondly how do you know Mohammed's words have not been edited by th later kings who ruled in the name of islam. Earliest copies of Quran uncovered at Sanaa excavation differ from current Quran( the german professor who worked in it has been blocked). Any ways even if he was a great poet it does not prove he was a prophet. Many geniuses create ubelievable works and master pieces daily in arts, sciences, music, medecine, electronics,engineering etc, 1000 times more more mind blowing then the ridiculous hodhe podge of fairy tales ,curses, threats ,hatred and copied stories called Quran.You should also accept them as prophets. . While great inventions serve all humanity all Quran does is create hatred and cause bloodshed by promising paradise for those who kill or get killed for Allah (9.111) and you feel proud of it?If a mediocre hateful book qualifies Mohammed to be a prophet then creators of daily masterful works are his Gods.It is the opinion of mullahs whose livelihood depends on your faith that Quran is a great book which you follow.
Product of your beautiful
Product of your beautiful book Quran:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxZXQerkrJE
Video>> this is what happens
Video>> this is what happens when you use 'Brain Washing' techniques. .. and translate things are per "NEEDs". I will not go in to debate on this but 'shortcut of heaven' is still a dream of many. Quran also says 'Killing one human is equivalent to killing whole human kind' (this is in reference to refrain from killing
not in the sense that if you kill one kafir , its equvilant to killing all kafirs) - but people will only use the para/syntax/reference which matches their needs either they are S-Bombers or critics of Quran.
However, what I have understood after reading history of Man kind is that " for wealth, women and power people will even kill their parents/brothers, etc". and this is not restricted to muslim history only, this is the way of humans thorughout known history -
I will search web for german professor story to update my knowledge, but as per Muslim faith Quran can not be altered. Therefore, this find can be translated as find of 'fake quran - burried/destroyed by earlier muslims'.
Though if the copies of Quran which are read all around globe - differ with each other, then this will be an interesting find >>> Obviously against Muslim faith, rather it will shake Muslim faith.
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O our creator, Guide us
The three compromising
The three compromising looking ayas of quran ,one of which you quoted (5.32) are from earlier weak period opf Mohammed of Mecca and early Madina which have been abrogated by later violent ayas (2.106,16.101) and .. But anyways you omitted the part 0f 5.32 "unless it be for murder or for spreading mischief in the land" and 5.33"punishment for mischief through the land is: execution, or crucifixion, or the cutting off of hands and feet from opposite sides". nulls and voids . Mischioef in land is an open ended crime, it can be apostacy, denying islam, criticizing Mohammed for his rapes robberies and killings or anything Mohammed or a muslim decides to call . In Madina Mohammed came up with 164 violent ayas to kill and torture. Aya 9.5 gives blanket order to kill infidels unless they convert to islam .Aya 9.111 gives the only guarantee in quran for paradise for killing and getting killed for Allah.True muslims like Bin Laden and Taliban are atleast very honest and act in accordance with quran and Hadiths and openly say that they will kill all infidels unles they convert.
Here is info about Sana
Here is info about Sana find:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sana%27a_manuscripts
You claim that muslims
You claim that muslims interpret quran on per NEED basis. Why is it that killers kill, suicide bombers bomb, terrorists terrorize, asassins asassasinate, Men brutalize families etc interpreting Quran and you western muslims claim that they are all interpreting quran wrongly. If quran is so easy to misinterpret on Per NEED basis and wrongly to such an an extent on such wide scale (thereligionofpeace.com) why does then quran say it is a very clear book, it is very easy to understand etc; ((5:15) "easy to understand” (44:58 , 54:22 , 54:32, 54:40) "explained in detail" (6:114), "conveyed clearly", (5:16, 10:15) and with “no doubt” in it (2:1)? No Mr still a muslim, cant you see, people are not interpreting quran on per NEED basis, but Mohammed came up with quranic ayas on per NEED basis. That is why they are so contradictory and senseless.