The Hijab: One Small Burning for Woman
Submitted by Denis Schulz on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 06:43
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PDF versionWell, it made my day. Some woman in Norway done went and celebrated International Woman’s Day by burning her hijab. It was about time. And she made a right pretty little speech. “Let me today light a fire for freedom, for equality, for love and for peace.” It wasn’t Patrick Henry and she didn’t talk about fighting on the beaches and in the fields but the speech had spunk. Then she set fire to that black devil and there was some cheering and hand clapping.
Her name is Sarah Amzeh Rasmussen. She’s a lesbian and some people hold that against her. But it’s the burning that’s important. Sarah said it was unreasonable that she wasn’t allowed to burn the clothing of oppression—that’s a right proper way to frame it; clothing of oppression—but Muslim men are allowed to burn the Norwegian flag.
Reckon the only place Muslim men aren’t allowed to burn the flag of the country they is residing in—other than Muslim countries—is in Crawdad, Arkansas, mah old hometown. There was one thing I would have done different if I was Sarah—I would have burned the damn thing in front of a mosque with Peewee Herman dressed as an Imam doing the Dance of the Seven Veils.
I can remember when the Nazis were burning books in the 1930s. It was disgusting. And I can remember when the feminists were burning their bras in the 1960s. That was kind of fun. I still got the remains of Miss Penelope Potter’s size 36Bs—plucked it off the blacktop when the Po-lice ran the bra burners out of the parking lot where they was a-rallying. Penelope was Miss Potash of 1960. She was a right fine looking gal in those days. If the Missus knew that ‘rag’ Ah keeps in the bottom of mah tool chest was ole Penelope’s bra I would never hear the end of it and I suppose the living room couch would be mah nightly abode for months to come but I’m as brave and as fearless as the next guy and I’ll take mah chances.
But bra burning can’t hold a candle to hijab-burning. Penelope Potter and her sistren were no more threatened than Maggie was by Jiggs. According to my calculations, and this is only a rough estimate, they will have to burn at least 500,000 hijabs to make a start. Why Susie Sarandon and Rose O’Donnell and NOW and Code Pink aren’t helping these poor women is beyond me.
I brought this hijab-burning business up at Joe’s Bar and Grille and Gun Club the other night. The consensus was it would never catch on given the nature of Islam and the spinelessness of the West. Now if the Muslim women would start burning their bras instead of their hijabs even such stick-in-the-muds as Sean Penn and George Clooney might support them it they could be convinced it wasn’t a plot hatched by Dick Cheney and the CIA to keep the war going.
Cowsnofsky suggested the Muslimas could burn hijabs shaped like bras.
Then Doc Laffinstock went to his computer and dumped enough cold water on Cowsnofsky’s scheme to give us all a good soaking.
Doc commenced with Saudi Arabia where the Mutaween, the Commission for Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, sentenced a 75-year-old woman to 40 lashes for ‘hosting’ two men in her house. One feller was there because he was delivering bread and the other was his escort. Seventy-five-years old!
And there was this woman who works as a maid in Lahore, Pakistan, Irshaad Begum, who considers herself lucky because her husband who is now in ill health, no longer beats her up over petty issues but merely scolds her every now and then. He is lazy, does not work—apparently has never worked—and does not contribute to the family income but she says, “I am happy because other maids are often bruised after severe beatings by their husbands.”
What that rascal needs is a good trashing. A man who does not do his damndest to provide for his wife and kids wouldn’t be allowed in mah church!
Two weeks ago, the president of Chechnya, Ramzan Kadyrov, came out of the mosque where he had been a-praying to tell his countrymen that the bodies of seven young ladies found shot in the head and dumped along the road deserved to die. They were women of loose morals he said, and their male relatives had no other choice but to kill them! No other choice! The women were planning to go abroad and work as prostitutes said Kadyrov. I suppose he was told that in the mosque. Attila the Hun was more civilized than this Kadyrov bastard.
In Amman, Jordan, a teenager—16 years old—killed his 30-year-old sister because she was having an affair with another man after her husband had divorced her. Sixteen-years-old! Said he wanted to cleanse the family honor. What the hell does a 16-year-old know about honor? What the hell does a 16-year-old know about anything? There were 17 honor killings in Jordan last year and Jordan is what is called an enlightened Muslim state!
Then Laffinstock took us back to Norway. It seems Muslim girls in Norway are beaten if they don’t wear the hijab. It’s sad. That Sarah Amzeh Rasmussen is one brave woman—the equal of a dozen Rose O’Donnells. A woman who works with immigrants in Norway says, “(Muslim) Parents often beat their daughters into obedience and virtue and the hijab as a rule constitutes part of the control.”
Well, the boys didn’t want to hear any more—Doc Laffinstock had made his point. They was angry and wanted to do something.
But Doc wasn’t finished, he had to quote from some human rights activist in Grozny about the dead ladies in Chechnya. ”If women are killed according to tradition,” said the activist, “then it is done very secretly to prevent too many people from finding out that someone in the family behaved incorrectly.”
This was puzzling—sort of like cutting off your nose to spite your face. It wasn’t long before somebody brought up Sarah and Amina Said.
“What the God damn hell is this?” cried Ranch House.
Yes, what the damn hell was this?
We had to get a grip on ourselves. We had to calm down. This wasn’t as bad as the World Trade Center and it wasn’t as bad as the assassination of JFK and nowhere near Pearl Harbor but it was a moment of enlightenment! Somebody had been lying to us, a whole lot of somebodies—the President, the New York Times, NBC and CBS, the professors at Berkeley and Columbia, CAIR and MPAC, the Abrahimists, O’Reilly’s secular progressives, Robert Edgar and John Esposito, Sean Penn and Susie Sarandon, Dennis Kucinich and Nancy Pelosi, Letterman and now Obama is going to send his man to talk to Ahmadinejad’s man in Tehran. And after that it will be to Hamas and Hezbollah.
The boys at Joe’s Bar and Grille and Gun Club felt betrayed. It wasn’t a day of infamy—it had been thirty years of infamy!
Later that day the boys named the third barstool to the left of the waitress’ station maxflack in honor of maxflackreport.com. Max made a little speech, said it was quite an honor but he would forego having the traditional bottle of champagne busted over his head. He said if he had his druthers the hijab Ms Rasmussen burned that day in Norway would have belonged to Ingrid Mattson. Second choice was the headscarf Nancy Pelosi wore when she made that disgusting pilgrimage to Bashar al-Assad in Syria.
In the wee hours of the morning the boys at Joe’s Bar and Grille and Gun Club formed the Mary Todd Lincoln Brigade and joined the fight for women’s rights.
But as Ranch House said, “Why are there so damn few of us? Doesn’t anybody know?”
A challenge to all fellow
A challenge to all fellow posters - to see how many names we could come up with for this disgusting hijab uniform. My contributions are:-
ninja outfit
penguin suit
mobile tent
bin liner
funeral shroud
Shafee: You forgot one:
Shafee: You forgot one: Bodybag
Black tent Black
Black tent
Black curse
Inferiority dress
stupid outfit
halloween curse
halloween horror dress
Sina's nightmare haunt
"Sex in the City" outfit
low IQ dress
Stupidity marker
Conceal all show nothing
Conceal all show nothing dress
boon for the ugly dress
Bane for the beautiful dress
Show no figure dress
Turn off dress!
cover up dress
Criminals escape dress.
Beauty buster
Ugly helper
stink to hell dress.
sweat sponge dress.
Natural repellant dress
protector of moslem men honour dress! Having said all this sodi women ( young and rich alike have a knack showing off what they wear inside these ugly wrap around and at times it may be nothing!
ctfftb.. cover the face and
ctfftb.. cover the face and f*** the base dress code ;-) without meaning to offend anyone.
sign of women slavery
i will try to come up with some funny ones later...
Terrorism production dress
Terrorism production dress
Arms hiding dress
Arms hiding dress
Am at a loss of
Am at a loss of words...........
Let me join the gang, For
Let me join the gang,
For men JIHAD = J ust I H ave A D ick
For Women HIJAB = H iding I nside J ust A bsent B rain
guys whenever u see black
guys whenever u see black tent hold ur nose as it stinks filthy.
Also, HIJAB = H inding I
Also,
HIJAB = H inding I nside Juicypussy A nd B oobs
printer's allah, sorry guys
printer's allah,
sorry guys should read hiding.
Black tent stinks like dead
Black tent stinks like dead roaches on the streets pl keep urself away from it.
yaa khuda maa chudaa
yaa khuda maa chudaa
Know Koran Know terror No
Know Koran Know terror
No Koran No Terror
proud to be a non muslim &
proud to be a non muslim & peace lover
hijab: Shroud of Darkness
hijab: Shroud of Darkness
Darth Vader's Outfit(May the dark side of the force be with you, Silth Lord!)
Blackout Dress
Harry Potter's Disappearance Cloak
Perfect Black Body Disguise
Jihadist Black Night Army Disguise ( No Allah on Sight in the Sky)
First Version of Gothic Dress Mode
First Version of Emo Dress Mode
Dead Corpse right to Coffin Dress
Black Spot Dress
Poltergeist Dress
Buhhhh Dress
ScarytoDeath Dress
Jason's New Dress
Freddy Krueger's New Dress
Nooneelseonsight Dress
Black Hole Dress
Vulture Dress
Crow Dress
Goro's New Dress (Fatality!)
Shang Tsung's New Dress
Lady Death(Thanatos) Dress.
Dhakti hai tan ko kahti hai
Dhakti hai tan ko
kahti hai burka (boor-ka)
wo roz kahtey they aadab
wo roz kahtey they aadab aadab
ek din daba diya to khafa ho gaye
Sharma ji, kindly translate
Sharma ji, kindly translate the verses from Urdu to English for the benifit of the non-Urdu/hindi speaking readers so that they can enjoy the couplet too!
Sharma, Good one that. One
Sharma, Good one that.
One mohammedan brother had to blow himself up for the sake of mohammad`s creed (the betichod rasullulla). Read on:
http://www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/Dawn%20Content%20Library/dawn/news/p...
Put a goat under black wrap-all hijab, when a worthy sex-shark like mohammad advances at night! I am sure it was to protect women.
Wow, thanks to all for the
Wow, thanks to all for the feedback. It just shows how much disgust these zombie outfits arouse in us. I now have many more names to tease brain-dead Muslimas in non-Muslim countries who don't have to wear them.
I actually feel sorry for those in Islamic countries such as Iran and Pakistan as they have no choice but to comply or suffer acid attacks, rapes, murder and imprisonment.
Cool guys, name choices, I
Cool guys, name choices, I like the Ninja version, a friend of mine was telling me about a hijabified lady passenger that fell off a bike, people rushed to help but stood there gaping at her because they were not sure whether she'd like it or not, yeah, you may be wondering what the tent was doing on a bike, but in some countries, Muslim husbands do carry their wives on a bike, I guess one would hesistate touching a woman that got her face covered especially if he knows the implications of touching (other women) in the Islamic style.
Do moslems stop and think as
Do moslems stop and think as to why there is so much of dislike towards the islam and moslems? Do they all believe that the 75% of kafirs do not like the moslems and islam because the moslems have the truth! Mashallahmearlauda
proudkafir Says:"Do they all
proudkafir Says:"Do they all believe that the 75% of kafirs do not like the moslems and islam because the moslems have the truth!"
Yes indeed, Muslims all really do believe that the only reason infidels hate Islam so much is jealousy because they know it is the truth but are just too evil to admit it. Which is why they deserve punishment in this world and in Allah's hell.
All muslimahs are WMJP what a
All muslimahs are WMJP what a shame. Even animals love their kids
Black moving tent is filthy ,
Black moving tent is filthy , stinky
Reject Islam = world peace
Reject Islam = world peace
Some times I get the feeling
Some times I get the feeling that god takes micky out of me! In my business I had to meet an Indian moslem imam! I was just reading FFI and this imam walks in, with the dirty smelly thope 2 feet above ground and a moustacheless beard.dyed red ofcourse
I just said namaste please come in! The imam did not know what to say.He just said salam! I again said namaskar, please do come in and sit down.He had brought a retinue of 6 burkha clad objects in all sizes and shapes.He wanted some clarification and I had to enquire the imam's relationship with each of them .Imagine all the 6 were his wives! the smallest must be around 15 or so.
I felt scik looking at this ugly idiotic mullah.I asked him what is his job and he said " imam" .Though I knew from his thope he must be a stupid imam( wearing a thope 2 feet above the ground, looking positively Ugly and cruel and smelly etc) I asked him what is this iamam? He said he is like guru to the moslem community! Imagine the plight of moslems having this chap as the leader! No wonder moslems are stupid and idiotic.
As a parting shot I asked him if all the 6 were his wives how is he allowed to marry 6 though maximum is 4 as per my knowledge.You know what he said. Iam not joking" He says to me I am like nabi and just like him the rasool, I can have 11 wives!' I thought oh shit, the factory of jihadi production in front of me! I could have killed that bastard. But if this is the state of leaders of moslems I have serious doubts about the intelligence of moslems!
Thanks paki_islamist these
Thanks paki_islamist these betichod will die like this only.I am proud to be a non mu......
all WMJP produces kuttey di
all WMJP produces kuttey di mutri (dog's dick)
Anantnag to rename as
Anantnag to rename as Islamabad - What our Media failed to Highlight
17/03/2009 15:42:27 Courtesy:R Koul
Muslims in Kashmir are trying to remove all Hindu religious symbols and rename ancient places. Also hundreds of temples have been either encroached or destroyed.
We are deeply anguished to learn that a bill has been introduced in the J&K assembly by the PDP, MLA Peerzada Manzoor Hussain proposing to change the name of historic Anantnag town to Islamabad.
The mentality and intent behind the introduction of this bill is clearly to Islamize the entire nomenclature of the valley which has been a cradle of Hindu civilization for the last 5000 years.
This is part of the same process by which the names of 700 villages in the valley have been changed. Even the names of the landmarks like the Shankaracharya Hill has been changed to Takht-i-Sulaiman and the name of historic Hari Parbat has been changed to Koh-i-Maran.
The officialdom seems to be colluding with these forces as we see the same in the proposed name of the Srinagar airport as Shaikh-ul-Alam airport. In the country we see a process of going back to the original and historical names but here we see a process of destroying history and historical names. Given a choice these forces would change the names of their ancestors even.
PDP has all along followed an agenda of Islamic imperialism. It may be recalled that it was the same party whose patron was responsible for engineering the Anantnag riots against Kashmiri Pandits in 1986.
Even the late Chief Minister G.M.Shah in an interview had indicted Mufti Sayed for fermenting Anantnag riots against Kashmiri Pandits to destabilize his government than.
The process of genocide and exodus started with the Anantnag riots of 1986 and culminated in the complete exodus of Kashmiri Hindus in 1990.
This mindset is visible in the statement of Mehbooba Mufti who recently said that the land from Panchtarni to amaranth belongs to Maliks, as if Amarnath was their personal fiefdom.
guys
guys watch
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,25207547-5006003,00....
I agree with you
I agree with you allhmeralauda.
Islam started by a pedophile
Islam started by a pedophile rapist in sodi barbaria. 1400 years ago.The rapist left mekkah and scurried off like rat to Madina , as the polytheists ( read Arabs practicing ancient hinduism/animism) and jews in mekkah did not quite accept the concept of allahmeralauda and the pedophiles divisive ploy. Remember there were jews and sort of hindus in Mekkah praying to the shiv lingam in kabba the black stone.
After the rapist went to Medina he seduced a few people with the promise of virgins and boys and wine to enjoy in heaven if they kill and or get killed for allahmeralauda and islam! The rapist himself never partook any gazwa on his own.
Rape and loot, robbery and lying, betichoding etc were all freely sanctioned by allahmeralauda.
Gradually people started realising that if you have nothing to lose, its better to be a moslem as it gives you 72 virgins and 28 boys after killin or death.
Medinites got convinced of the utilitarian value of this evil cult soon and started attacking every one around.Out of fear of losing everything, people got converted to this cult and the rapist decided to attack mekkah.The city a vibrant city of culture was sacked by the rapist and went to the kabba to establish his lauda there.
Then he gathered sufficient followers to attack and convert people in whole of ME to his cult.Then the followers of the evil mahalauda invaded egypt.Egyptians earlier were rich and nice and bright people.They had become lax and lazy and never noticed the slow immigraion and local production of termites inside the tree.The egyptian tree fell to the termites inside and out side.Now there is no trace of pre termite egyptians at all except the pyramids.The termites consider these as signs of jahlia or ignorance and want to break it down.
Having eaten the egyptian tree the termites were hungrier.They went to neighbouring iraq ( the city of mesopotomian civilisation) and the termites ate the iraq tree.Then there was the big tree of persian empire.termites infested and then invaded the Persian tree.Now there is no trace of persian civilisation in Iran, except termites of a slightly different strain!
Then they went in to upaganasthana( a sattelite town of India) and ate the tree completely.No trace of the pre termite days left in there!.
the termites invaded syria and the christians were driven out, killed or converted and termites entered constantinopole and today a few semblance of pre termites are there in turkey.The termites tried to spread to the europe and in Poland and Austria they applied good termite killers and stopped the growth of the termites in Europe.Europe prospered.
The termites spread eastwards and decapitated a part of huge tree called India and country was hopefully rid of termites, No not so soon.
The termites started growing too fast and the paki tree was again attacked and split in two.
Termites by now tried to go to other eastern countries as the resistence in India was too much.Termites tried to mutate in to sufi termites, to survive.They still have the virulent growth features but less brutal.The termites are spreading slowly to srilanka,singapore.The malayasian termites found too much of dead wood and rapidly started spreading.From there termites have spread to Thighland(sic),Indonesia,australia,philipines.From all over the termites have spread to US of A.The biggest tree in the world and are slowly eating up.Look around where ever termiets have spread they have left destruction in their path.Trees have fallen and biggest tree is under attack as of now.US of A.Termites are already inside and stupid fool uncle sam is looking out side to kill the termites.
Ladies and gentleman that in short is the story of moslems who are exactly like termites,Lowly ants with tremendous destructive power and nothing else, oh sorry reproduction, un paralleled. The muslimah vaginas produce these termites and if you do not share this with others the termites will put and end to yuo all as well!
Islam is a mental disorder
Islam is a mental disorder
#35 TRUE PLEASE SEND THIS TO
#35 TRUE
PLEASE SEND THIS TO NYC NEWSPAPERS WHAT IS LEFT AND THE CONGRESS AND A BIG CHURCH IN AMERICA.
THE TERMITES ARE COMING. INDIA CAN STILL BE SAVED. STOMP ON THEM AS THEY MUST BE STOMPED IN AMERICA. tHEY CAME IN DRESS AS BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLIES AND THEN TOOK THEM OFF ON 9-11. nOW OTHER TERMITES DRESSED AS BUTTTERFLIES ARE TAKING OFF THE TERMITES OUTFIT AND ARE ATTACKING AMERICA AN BRITAIN. sOME STILL FLY AS BUTTERFLIES AND WHEN THEY LEAVE THE aMERICANS THEY WISH TO DECEIVE THEY BECOME TERMITES AGAIN. bLACK TERMITES ARE THE DUMBEST. aRAB TERMITES WONT ALLOW THEM INTO THEIR NEST OR ALLOW THEM TO EAT WITH THEM OR PRAY WITH THEM IN wASHINGTON DC SO I HAVE BEEN TOLD BY SOME BLACK TERMITES. ONCE TERMITES EAT, THERE IS NOTHING LEFT. THE DEFACE THE NAME OF BUTTERFLIES IN THE NAME OF THE VILE SATANIC ALLAH AKA MUHAMMAD. MUSLIMAH PRODUCE TERMITES IN THE MILLIONS. SHE HAS TO GO FIRST, AS SHE WILL BE PREGNANT.
EVEN THE MUSSIES DESPISE MUSLIMAH, AS MUHAMMAD WENT TO PARADISE ON THE BACK OF A HORSE WITH A FEMALE HEAD. GREEK MYTHOLOGY, TALMUDIC, ROMAN CATHOLICISM, HINDUISM, AND ARAB PAGANISM MIXED WITH AFRICAN RITUALS, FGM. mUHAMMAD DENIED EVERYTHING IN THE bIBLE HE DIDNT LIKE.
HIJAB was the one that worn
HIJAB was the one that worn by Mother Mary and Mother Therese .....
Should they burnt the HIJAB also?
xxxxx posting .... This is
xxxxx posting ....
This is not hijab matter, this is WHITE PEOPLE is trying to overpowering COLOURED PEOPLE .....
Again, xxxxx posting ...
Mr Moderator Or Mr Ali
Mr Moderator
Or
Mr Ali Sina
I am highly disappointed to see some comments ( see below at the end). In my view, these and all such commentators be barred from using this precious space.
I think your website offers space for serious and meaningful discussion and debate but these comments are gross and defeat the very purpose. I can say just this -- if any Muslim from India or Pakistan pays a visit to your website -- out of pure curiosity -- and reads these people, that visiting Muslim will not only never become an apostate of Islam but will not take anything on your so well-researched articles seriously. Were I a Muslim, I certainly wouldn't!
These people are Hindus from India and use your space for venting their frustration and are as bad as Muslims, if not more.
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HIJAB = H inding I nside Juicypussy A nd B oobs
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krishna786
March 16, 2009 • 5:54 pm
printer’s allah,
sorry guys should read hiding.
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Sharma
March 16, 2009 • 5:56 pm
Black tent stinks like dead roaches on the streets pl keep urself away from it.
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Sharma
March 16, 2009 • 6:00 pm
yaa khuda maa chudaa