HALAL SEXUAL PRACTISES

Hmm interesting and disgusting.
Moslem scum bags would respond like this.
Oh Ali zinner stop this slandering of our beloved prophet.I will killllllllllll yoouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrgg.
Please stop this immediately.I beg you to stop this.
Oh yes my belief in qrand and islam and prophet is strengthened. You can not shake my faith in this beloved prophet o f ours.
You kafirs are zelous(sic) and are afraid of islam.
Allah will burn you all kafirs in hell for eternity.
Allah take care of these kafirs. Curse them burn them.
OH shucks. These bustards are all lying.
Hey I am a peace loving moslem and I do not believe these hadiths and I believe in qrand only.
To all these crappy moslem atguements i would say up yours! ah hahhaha

They would also say so what if the prophet did that.what harm does it do if the wo/menwere willing.

Sorry folks In hurry forgot to add a few halal sexual practices and positions as advocated by the pedophile!
Listen oh you believers
Hold the dik only in your right hand and pary to me the rasool and allah before jerking off in the name of ayesha.Do not hold in your left hand as you will go to hell!
Always remember to wash the dik before offering me the prayers and if yoiu can not find water, use sand and call out allah thrice.
Old cows can be sent off to admit younger cows in to your harem and remember to give the old cow, it's due for having served your dik for so long.even if its few qrandic verses, that will do for me the rasool thank you.
The new cow can be entered in to after taking my name the rasool and allah.Remember your prayers are worthless if you do not take rasool's name.
Remember your son and you can not go in at the same time, unless its a slave cow.Otherwise compell your son to divorce your daughter in law so that she becomes halal to you. Make sure she has three copulsory iddath period and during this waiting period, if there is an urgent need ari(ou)ses you and your dik, then pray to rasool and allah and allah has discovered the 72 hours after the act tablets ( oh forgot I the rasool inspired the kafirs to work hard to invent)
Remember you have to populate the whole world for me and allah to win.So go in as much and as often as you can.Allah will take care of the rest.

KAFIR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW MAN YOU ARE SOOOOOO EVIL. PLEASE STAY IN ISLAM AND STAY AWAY FROM US. YOUR MIND IS WARPED AND YOU NEED TO SCREW YOUR 1ST COUSINS AND A DAY OLD BABY FOR ALLAH SINCE ALLAH CANNOT SCREW BUT ENJOYS SEEING MUSLIMS SCREW 72 BIG BREASTED WHITE WOMEN AND 28 WHITE BOYS IN THE BUTT. NAMBLA need to be alerted that ISLAM IS THEIR MAIN THANG.LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

It is great to know about all the halal sunna activities we can enjoy and also get sawab towards paradise. Unfortunately under restrictive kafir laws and a very reserved and strict singular wife my only option of raking sawab through sunna is to drink water mixed with menstrual blood and xxxx.

Great article. I loved the cartoons.

What the hell is this Ali Khalaf ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

what the hell is this?
Hmm simple sunnah for you moslems to practice my dear boy!

The referance is weak..Only Quran is the word of Allah, these books are written by human being, may be the author of these books are evil like sinai ..

And test the orphans until they reach the marriage-age; then if you perceive in them right judgement, deliver to them their property; and do not consume it wastefully and hastily, that they will grow; and he who is rich should abstain, and he who is poor may consume desirably. And when you deliver to them their property, take witnesses for them; and God suffices for a reckoner.(6) Al- Nisa

this is the age of marriage teach by the quran...u all are lier ..Muhammad (PBUH) He is greatest all the time , u people are no more only jealeosy

proudkafir,

You forgot one more from brain dead muslim:

What do marrying children or raping slaves or contract marriages or eating/raping wifes or killing have to do with holiness? Can you see the ultimate twisted thinking here?

"6.33 Rejecting Muhammad is rejecting Allah"

From this sentence alone you can see everything.

Correction of mistype: beating not eating.

HOLLYWOOD SHOULD MAKE A XXX MOVIE ON MOOOOOOO;SSSS LIFE ............

ali senai whole site is going on fabricated fake hadith that is not the word of Allah..all fabricated thing which is giving in prooves are written by human being..not Allah..Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) is greatest all the time all the world , He is the man who first married at the age of 25 with 40 years old woman, and he do not marry till Khadija(RA) alive . he spend his whole young age with a old lady when he reach at 53 than he do the second marriage, why he not marry another girl in Khadijas life.

u all are bloody jealous people,

Their intention is to extinguish Allah.s Light (by blowing) with their mouths: But Allah will complete (the revelation of) His Light, even though the Unbelievers may detest (it). 61:8 Al Quran

@SSSS
that director will be thrown into the jail before even he get started...well...unless he used midget to play as Aisha.

Why there is no agreement amongst moslems as to whether the correct thing to follow is
1.Qran.
2.Hadiths
3.Tafsirs.
all of the above or none of the above?
Why there is so much disagreement amongst moslems themselves settled in violent ways? Why so much of blood shed? Makes one wonder.

This demonic Mo recited Quaran between the thighs of his child bride Aisha and other wives and then he licked and swallowed menstrual blood!!

Mo's face and beard was covered with menstrual blood!!

Hey Ali: What is in hadiths and siras is history . It is what Mo said and did and witnessed by thousands and chronicles by many pious scholars. There may be erorrs and exagerations in them like in all histories . What is in Quran are the rants of a crazy illiterate man without a single witness that a God or an angel was talking to him. Only fool hardy sheepish zombies will think that witnessed history is false and rants of a fake prophet are words of God. Hadiths and siras are fact based history and quranis one man's imagination based fiction.

Destituts penniless Mo married an older very rich woman for money so that instead of working in very hot desert sun for living he could spend all his time in a cool cave sleeping and dreaming of prophethood and his imaginary Allah.. If he had tried to marry some one else Khadija would have thrown him out of her house and he would have to go work .

Muhammed was a lazy bum while married to Khadijah.

Now I know why Islam is the fastest spreading epidemic.
You start reading the XXX
1.Qrand.
2.Hadiths
3.Tafsirs.

You will not need Internet to search for any perverted pornographic site.

Just follow the perverted Sunnah of sexually perverted Pedophile prophet pretender MoHamMad: in other words convert to Islam the killing cult which has the same root as Christianity. LOL

This is one Disgusting Religion called Islam

The perfect ideology for pediphiles, psychopaths, sociopaths, perverts, etc.

It reminds me of a quote from one of the kidnappers that belonged to Abu Sayaff about Sabaya, the (now dead) leader of the Abu Sayaff, 'You know Sabaya? Sabaya is a really bad guy. There is nothing good about Sabaya. Sabaya has to be in jihad because it is the only way for him to get into heaven is for him to die in holy war.'

mohammed was actually afraid he wouldn't go to heaven (that is probably why he created a 'religion' for psychopaths and sociopaths! How else can one explain a 'religion' that sanctions lying, sexual deviancy, killing, stealing, etc - all indicators of a http://www.cassiopaea.com/cassiopaea/psychopath_2.htm (pyschopath personality)

I have posted on a different thread that mohammed had to redefine sin in his new 'religion' because he broke so many of the 10 Commandments - if he knew them at all since he was an illiterate pagan. Most religions have a sense for what is right and wrong, except for the distortion in islam that makes it ok to do atrocities against anyone not a muslim, and even to their own muslim women (honor killings). but if one reads the islamic texts you will find that even his followers had a hard time with some of the things Mohammed did. One notable thing they had a problem with was when the old pervert went after his son-in-law's wife.

R_not Comment ID #26008
October 8, 2009 • 3:42 am
According to the above--

"but if one reads the islamic texts you will find that even his followers had a hard time with some of the things Mohammed did. One notable thing they had a problem with was when the old pervert went after his son-in-law’s wife."

Hi Buddy I don't understand: Why You don't understand ; a pedophile pervert like MoHamMad who is capable of raping his own daughter( His friend's daughter Aisha) will not go after his son-in-law's wife ??

Islam is the Cult of Sexual perverts just like their cousin Christianity.

halalpork, there are perverts everywhere. Go back to the basic teachings of Christ and the basic teachings of Mohammed and you will find that if a Christian is doing such a thing they are NOT following Christ. And in Islam they are indeed following the teachings. And look how each society's laws take care of these perverts - sharia laws are a-ok with it all and Judeo-Christians are not. (A little critical thinking would help by you instead of just bashing and lumping Christianity because it is a 'cool' thing to do.)

In Judeo-Christian societies we have laws to deal with such perverts and we actually find that in our country the ones who are more accepting of such things are from the secularists, and liberal left wingers. For example, the acceptance of the hollyweirdos of Roman Polanski, or the defense of such ilk as the NAMBLA people. The ACLU defends NAMBLA, while attacking anything Christian. Look at Obama and his being ok with hiring a new Czar who was inspired by NAMBLA perverts. This is coming from our liberal left wing in this country who are not Christians. Instead Obama is some sort of weird Christian sect that teaches 'black theology'. We hear hatred and venom coming out of these churches.

And if you got out of my post that I didn't understand that Mohammed was a pervert, then you misread my post. I wrote that HIS FOLLOWERS, in the beginning had a hard time with Mohammed going after his daughter-in-law. Mohammed kept having to justify it. READ THE ARTICLE and READ THE LINKS.

MuHamMad was a ......I don't have words cos this wild beast ..oh my God even wild beasts don't do that nasty. So I have to invent a new word to call MoosLim's guide. Hmmmm what word should I invent ? /////?????......Eureca I got it ....It is - "Family xxxxxxx Father"
So listen every body I have just got a revelation from Allah(may hell fire be upon him) to tell all the men and young girls that Allah's(may hell fire be upon him) messenger from now on will be called Family xxxxx Father

http://www.jihadwatch.org/2009/01/father-zakaria-botros-on-the-perverse-...

According to Muslim Hadiths, Muhammads pedophilic behavior was not limited to Aisha. In fact he even abused his own daughter Fatima and his grand children, Hassan and Hussain.

Father Zakaria Botros on “The perverse sexual habits of the Prophet,” Part II writes:

“No less than 20 Islamic sources—such as the hadiths of Ahmad bin Hanbal—relay that Muhammad used to suck on the tongues of boys and girls.”

Botros proceeded to read aloud from various sources, such as a hadith relayed by Abu Hurreira (deemed an extremely reliable narrator), where Muhammad sucked on the tongues of his cousin (and future caliph) Ali’s two boys, Hassan and Hussein—they of revered Shia memory.

Next he read a hadith of Muhammad sucking on the tongue of his own daughter, Fatima. Fr Botros also added that the Arabic word for “suck” (muss) cannot, as some apologists insist, mean anything but “suck.” “After all,” added the perspicacious priest, “this is the same word used when discussing Muhammad’s ‘activities’ with his wives, especially his beloved child-bride, Aisha.”

With an extremely disgusted look on his face, Botros turned towards the camera and said: “Dear lady, imagine, for a moment, coming home to find your husband sucking on your daughter’s tongue? What would you do? It’s even worse: it’s your prophet—the most “morally upright” man, a man to be emulated by the world! A man who on record used to go around sucking the tongues of his wives, his daughters, and young boys: Are these the activities of the man described in the Koran as being the pinnacle of moral perfection?”

Cohost: “More!”

“Muhammad would not sleep until he kissed his daughter Fatima and nuzzled his face in her bosom [the priest provided the appropriate sources]. Dear lady! what would you say to your husband sleeping with his face in your daughter’s breast—is that the height of morality?!”

At this point, Fr Botros, looking downcast, began apologizing profusely, saying he could only imagine how all these anecdotes must be troubling for Muslims, to which the co-host reassured him: “It’s not your fault, father, but rather the fault of those Muslims recording these vile incidences. Either way: Muslims must know. More please.”

Botros continued reading more revealing hadiths, including one from the Musnad of Ahmad bin Hanbal, which records Muhammad seeing a 2-3 year old girl in her mother’s arms. Muhammad was so “impressed” by her that he said, “By Allah, if this girl reaches marrying age and I am still alive, I will surely marry her.”

Another hadith goes on to say that Muhammad ended up dying before this particular girl reached marriage age, to which the by now vexed priest, unable to contain himself, exclaimed, “Awwww! Poor prophet! He missed one!”

Botros then told viewers to keep this last hadith in mind, for “context,” as he read another hadith from the Sunan of Bin Said, which records Muhammad saying “I hugged so-and-so when she was a child and found that I greatly desired her.”

“What prophet is this you follow?!” cried the outraged Coptic priest. “Where is his morality? This is the man that Muslims follow slavishly? Use your minds!”

It was late in the night, yet Fr Botros was not done cataloging his findings regarding the prophet’s “sexual” habits (these shows are an hour and a half long). So, when he moved on to a hadith depicting Muhammad lying next to a dead woman in her grave, as well as pointing to hadith categories called “intercourse with a dead woman,” I happily turned off the satellite and called it a night—till this moment, as I am (somewhat reluctantly) revisiting my notes to prepare this report.

The more you uncover Muhammad’s past; the more shocking it is.