On Food, Women, Sex, and Community Relations
Submitted by Ibn Kammuna on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 06:20
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Did you ever wonder why those infidels are too fat, and all good Muslims are too thin. Well, wonder no more. Here is your answer:
A Kafir eats too much. A Muslim..just a little. The reason those infidels eat too much is because they have seven intestines to eat with. A good Muslim uses only one!!
Narrated Nafi’:
Ibn ‘Umar never used to take his meal unless a poor man was called to eat with him. One day I brought a poor man to eat with him, the man ate too much, whereupon Ibn ‘Umar said, “O Nafi’! Don’t let this man enter my house, for I heard the Prophet saying, “A believer eats in one intestine (is satisfied with a little food), and a kafir (unbeliever) eats in seven intestines much food).”
Well, what happens if a “supposedly” good Muslim starts eating too much? The answer is simple- he became “border-line” infidel!! commonly known as “hypocrite”:
Bukhari: Volume 7, Book 65, Number 306:
Allah’s Apostle said, “A believer eats in one intestine (is satisfied with a little food), and a kafir (unbeliever) or a hypocrite eats in seven intestines (eats too much).”
What happens when an infidel embraces the true religion; Islam?
Well, the answer is simple. He starts eating good and healthy, loses weight, and eats less (its really like joining the YMCA), just like any other good Muslim out there:
Bukhari: Volume 7, Book 65, Number 309:
A man used to eat much, but when he embraced Islam, he started eating less. That was mentioned to the Prophet who then said, “A believer eats in one intestine (is satisfied with a little food) and a Kafir eats in seven intestines (eats much). ”
Can a Muslim eat while sitting in any position he/she wants?
Well, it may not be “Haram” but it certainly is “Makrooh” to lean while eating. A good Muslim eats while sitting straight. No questions asked.
Narrated Abu Juhaifa:
Allah’s Apostle said, “I do not take my meals while leaning (against something).
If you are from Pakistan, and feel like eating Chinese food tonight, is this acceptable in Islam?
Again, this may not be “Haram”, but it certainly is “Makrooh”. The holy Prophet himself was not too anxious to try foreign foods. So, if we want to emulate his holiness, do you think we should even think about eating Chinese food tonight?
Narrated Khalid bin Al-Walid:
“A roasted mastigure was brought to the Prophet who stretched his hand towards it to eat it. But it was said to him, “It is a mastigure.” So he withdrew his hand. Khalid asked, “Is it unlawful to eat?” the Prophet said, “No, but it is not found in the land of my people and that is why I do not like eating it.” So Khalid started eating (it) while Allah’s Apostle was looking at him. An-Nadr said: ‘Al-Khazira’ (is prepared) from bran while ‘Al-Harira’ is prepared from milk.
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How about sex !!
The fact is Islam has many good thoughts about sex
Suckling is good for the sake of “community relations”!!
(in slang: Boobs are just good any time !!!)
Ibn Abu Mulaika reported that al-Qasim b. Muhammad b. Abu Bakr had narrated to him that ‘A’isha (Allah be pleased with her) reported that Sahla bint Suhail b. ‘Amr came to Allah’s Apostle (may peace be upon him) and said: Messenger of Allah, Salim (the freed slave of Abu Hudhaifa) is living with us in our house, and he has attained (puberty) as men attain it and has acquired knowledge (of the sex problems) as men acquire, whereupon he said: Suckle him so that he may become unlawful (in regard to marriage) for you He (Ibn Abu Mulaika) said: I refrained from (narrating this hadith) for a year or so on account of fear. I then met al-Qasim and said to him: You narrated to me a hadith which I did not narrate (to anyone) afterwards. He said: What is that? I informed him, whereupon he said: Narrate it on my authority that ‘A’isha (Allah be pleased with her) had narrated that to me.
If you think the above hadith is not Sahih, here it is from the horse’s mouth
Book 008, Number 3427:
Umm Salama said to ‘A’isha (Allah be pleased with her): A young boy who is at the threshold of puberty comes to you. I, however, do not like that he should come to me, whereupon ‘A’isha (Allah be pleased with her) said: Don’t you see in Allah’s Messenger (may peace be upon him) a model for you? She also said: The wife of Abu Hudhaifa said: Messenger of Allah, Salim comes to me and now he is a (grown-up) person, and there is something that (rankles) in the mind of Abu Hudhaifa about him, whereupon Allah’s Messenger (may peace be upon him) said: Suckle him (so that he may become your foster-child), and thus he may be able to come to you (freely).
And who said Islam is against appreciating a good breast?
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Women Beating, Flogging, etc are all done by a tooth brush, according to the apologists!!
Dawud: Book 11, Number 2126:
Narrated Basrah:
A man from the Ansar called Basrah said: I married a virgin woman in her veil. When I entered upon her, I found her pregnant. (I mentioned this to the Prophet). The Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) said: She will get the dower, for you made her vagina lawful for you. The child will be your slave. When she has begotten (a child), flog her (according to the version of al-Hasan). The version of Ibn AbusSari has: You people, flog her, or said: inflict hard punishment on him.
If you don’t treat women right, you better take your Chiropractic with you when go to meet Allah:
Book 11, Number 2128:
Narrated AbuHurayrah:
The Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) said: When a man has two wives and he is inclined to one of them, he will come on the Day of resurrection with a side hanging down.
Just imagine this. The young
Just imagine this. The young beautiful 18 year old Ayesha is relaxing semi nude in the after noon on a couch.Afternoons in sodi can be a bit hot.Suddenly two 17 year old boy servants barge in to the room to serve ayesha.They notice the round voluptous perfectly shaped breasts and the just noticeable pink cherrys as well.They feel the surge of the hormones and they try their best to hide the stirrings in their loins.The poor ayesha has not had anything solid/firm thrust at her at all from floppy dik mo for some time.( well actually from the age of 9 years when she was gone in!) She loves the sight of loin stirrigs in these two servants.She suggestively pushes the perfectly shaped glistening protuberances towards them and says, ellah go on then, massage them. the two boys elated at the very thought get in to action soon with their hand and mouth each one for the loved one! The ayesha is also enjoying the work of the servants on her.Soon as luck would have it the floppy dik mo enters farting loudly and makes a loud noise clearing the throat and spits the yuk thingy out.
The two servants are petrified and their hands stop the massaging and their tongues go dry! The lady Ayesha is enjoying all the fun and she loves the fear in the faces of servants.She moans in heightened pleasure. She orders the boys cursing them and says yellah harrak? lesh stopped? The boys who are still not aware of the allah's revealation about suckling, are too petrified and still get on with the hand and tongue job.Ayesha the Umm al momeen is moaning gently and she almost can feel the wetness way down.
The old haggard mohammad farts loudly again and this pisses off the lady Ayesha. Two things ( actually three things ) lady hated with this old bag were the farting habit,his stinking breath and his absolutely floppy leaking dik,These repulsive features of the old bag would turn her off completely. She suddenly has a new way of having new consorts every day.Young and hard and now easy to come by!
Mohammad takes one look at the two boys working on the two breasts of ayesha and says to the lady.What is she doing and farts loudly again.ayesha says.My man, these two servants are growing up rapidly and I am making them halal at the top so that they become haram for me below ! Only you are halal here says she pointing at herself between her shapely thighs. Ah um al momeen I am happy that you make younger fellows than me halal above the waist and make only me halal below the waist. Muttering under her breath ayesha says I wish you were haram for me all over and says Fadal to the old bag. At which the ayesha dismisses the boys and says yellah go and do the other work and I need to attend to my master.The servants are astonished at this and escape to tell the first hand report to other interested candidates.
I believe this happened and has been recorded in qrand for eternity! so Egyptians have enacted laws also along the same lines. Dont believe me? Read about hudud laws! Enjoyed it? next time I shall tell you about why the halal suckling was applicable only at times and how ayesha used to get confused about whether its the top or her bottom which was halal for old bag !
"""How about sex !! The fact
"""How about sex !!
The fact is Islam has many good thoughts about sex
Suckling is good for the sake of “community relations”!!
(in slang: Boobs are just good any time !!!)""
When Halalpork786 posted some details( some technically graphic details ) about the recyclable virgins, Dolls available for Jihadi Muslims in their Whore house heaven. That post was removed: I am sure on the ground that those were considered sexually explicit. Opposed by many ex-Muslims like Ibrahim and supported by the author of this article "Ibn Kammuna" who are obsessed by so called Sexual morality and out dated ethics.
Now the same shameless " Ibn Kammuna " is quoting from the pornographic Islamic literature with all the graphic details. Shame on the hypocrite Moralists .
Dont get too excited buddy!
Dont get too excited buddy! Cool it.You post it again! Morality will be and has always been relative.There is nothing absolute absolute about morality. In these days of relative moral values, islamic teachings of sex is absolute gem!
Let us have a bit of narration from Ayesha the Umm al Momeen.
The old bag had tried all his to get the leaky floppy dik with the child bride ayesha and inshallah one day he would say and leave the child unhurt and a bit frustrated later on.She would mutter mashallah , I can try two new recruits today. The hudud law continues for some time.Ayesha with her female gonads pumping out too much estrogen at times used to get a bit forgetful.She was not sure if the suckling was meant only for the upper part or for any part as long as it was only suckling. She used to get two new recruits to suckle every day and the queue was getting longer and longer. The older recruits will come to the old bag and say at the rate the lady ayesha is suckling the momeens, there would be no one left to marry her, incase the old bag pops it.This set the old fool thinking.
He decided to give a free hand to( ON) ayesha to ensure that the entire believers will be haram for her. Ayesha was no didly duck.She kenw the plans of old nagging bag, like she would know her periods.She thought if the old fool pops it then she will never have access to any thing firm and she decides to make a firmer plan than the floppy dik.
How Ayesha fooled the leaky floppy dik mo next time
proudkafir ; Do you know Mo
proudkafir ; Do you know Mo and the Missionaries are Brethren ??
proudkafir ; If you don't
proudkafir ; If you don't know : Ask our new Missionary Ibn Kammuna . LOL
Halal Pork, Good Morning you
Halal Pork, Good Morning
you seem to be mad at me brother, and trying to pick a fight with me. I do not know if I hurt your feelings somehow in the past. Please accept my apology if I did. I mean that.
Listen brother, let me encourage you to do some research and try to publish on FFI and IW. you accused me of not bringing anything new (or something like that). Let me suggest you try to write some articles and publish them. I think you'll better appreciate the effort I put in in writing my articles.
Take care brother.
Any muslim not following
Any muslim not following these sexercises is truly "harami". Mo knows best.
"Suckle him (so that he may become your foster-child), and thus he may be able to come to you (freely)"
Mo was innovative indeed!
The reason all infidels are
The reason all infidels are too fat is that we have plenty of food eat, while the Muslims go hungry from living in poverty. When an infidel converts to Islam, then they lose weight because Islam commands it's followers to live in poverty.
Ik You have done a wonderful
Ik
You have done a wonderful job in writing this thouhtful and original piece. There is no need for you to apologise to anyone, especially to those who think that they are always right about anything.
Take care
AMIM are you out of cut and
AMIM are you out of cut and paste matter.
Moslems do certain things and
Moslems do certain things and accept certain practices as they have not known any thing better with ease.So its incumbent on us, the Kafirs to accept, of life their way and their concepts about every thing in life and not be too harsh to them ie moslems.They are changing albeit slowly.They are secularising albeit at snail's pace.Do not be harsh with them and do not use foul language and be affectionate and caring and loving towards moslems! That essentially sums up your thoughts.Have you ever thought about thousands of kafirs who are being killed every day? even ones? Nah thats not in moslem upbringing.Kafirs are game for rape and killing.Did you even ones express regret over recent mumbai massacre? Any moslem ever did? No need for financial help.Just a few words of sympathy? Nah moslem background prohibits you from doing that.
Good thinking as long as you are moslem.As a kafir what Do I get in return for this unconditional love and care extended towards moslems? Death by sword! Do you now see how unconditional love can be killin?
Let us see, as a kafir ( successful kafir) I have no bones to pick with moslems if they Bang their heads and daughters 5 times a day, if they want to cover their women from head to toe and beyond, want to slaughter all kinds of animals in mosques, want to not take interest on money lent,( Good I also dont mind some interest free loan, these days of recession).
But I have a score to settle when they reproduce , very low quality human beings and let them loose on kafirs roads, I have a problem if their azan blares at 4 00 am in the morning waking up every one including kafirs, I have a problem if the qrandic verses are used to kill kafirs on a large sacle day in and out, If they keep cursing my way of life, if the prayer crowd spills over to the road causing inconvenience to other road users,They get haj subsidy, if they go beserk over the rapists cartoon and destroy our property.
If the moslems want to teach their children only qrand and nothing else, I have no objection at all.Infact that makes the kafirs job of subjugation ignorant moslems very easy. Moslems can preserve their hijab, abhaya and qrand for all I care , inside their poky little huts. I really dont care much. They can out beat pigs in number of muslimlets they bring out as long as they do not consume kafirs resources. I do not see how my unconditional love to these moslems is going to change their mindset.
I complain about christians and moslems because these two parsites of evil have sapped the resources of my country.Ones a glorious rich country is now full of slums where these slum dogs live.You may have your views and are free to express it, but dont sermonise that I have to be patient!
I love faithfreedom .... New
I love faithfreedom .... New info everyday ...
Suckling thing is new to me and many others ..
I feel so better after denouncing Islam ..
PK ( pagal kafir ) is a
PK ( pagal kafir ) is a coward so he cant do any thing except shouting and screaming.
Komal, being an ex-Muslim is
Komal, being an ex-Muslim is there any reason why you chose a Hindu pen-name, Komal which means soft/sensitive?
Thanks Ibrahim for the note
Thanks Ibrahim for the note brother.
Sometimes I do hurt other people's feeling without me realizing it. This is the honest truth. So, with brother Porkey, we commented on many articles, and I could not understand why he is mad at me in his comments in the last few articles I did. So, I felt I may have hurt his feeling at one time. This is why I wrote my apology. I hope that i never did, but you never know sometimes.
Thanks IL anyway. I hope you are doing well.
My dear Ibn Kammuna. I have
My dear Ibn Kammuna.
I have nothing personal against you or Ibrahim. Your apology is not warranted. I have nothing to forgive as I was never angry. I was having fun to see how tolerant the Ex-Muslims like you and Ibrahim are, to enjoy the fun, the fun I was making. Unfortunately both of you were serious. I must apologies as knowingly and unknowingly I have hurt both of your feelings. I am fun loving and shall make fun of both Muslims and Ex-Muslims in the future. Please don't hold those against me . I like and appreciate both of you and your articles/comments.
For both Ibn Kammuna and
For both Ibn Kammuna and Ibrahim ;
Halalpork786 says I AM EXTREMELY SORRY THAT I HURT YOUR FEELINGS. But I shall have fun with all Muslims and Ex-Muslims and my Christian friends in my future posts.
Hold that against Halalpork786 if you like.
Hey HalalPork Listen man, I
Hey HalalPork
Listen man, I have not seen AMIM for a while, did you run him off?
18. Ibn Kammuna Says: ""Hey
18. Ibn Kammuna Says:
""Hey HalalPork
Listen man, I have not seen AMIM for a while, did you run him off?""
Are you looking for AMIM ? You will find better morons than that ; just read posts of my pet rabid dog JAMES BHAND 007.
Have a nice day . Ha Ha Ha Ha
This is how brain dead
This is how brain dead jihadis react, PK ( pagal kafir ) aka allahmiya aka halalpork786 is a coward so he cant do any thing except shouting and screaming.
What if I tell you this is my
What if I tell you this is my real name :p.... Its used widely in Pakistan and
Indian as well as Bangladeah by Muslims ...