Dr. Zakir Naik - an interview with UBC* - part – 3

Dear Sanjay Khanna;

Nice article I mean "satire" : kindly allow me to add few details which I think are missing-----

"----try and open your eyes; that when you rise in the morning, you can hear the birds chirping on the trees,( And The PIGS IN THEIR PIGSTY INVITING THEIR FRIENDS TO HAVE SEX WITH THEIR WIVES in Piggish Language understood only by You) the multiple hues of the garden and the beautiful world that God has created for us.---"

"---Dr. Naik - Brother, there is a scientific reason for this. I do agree that the holy prophet taught sex education as a part of his discourse, and used sheep, goats and other animals( like SMALL KIDS AS OLD AS 6 MONTHS) to demonstrate his techniques.---"

I shall add the remaining missing lines as soon as I stop belly laughing.

Thanx alot again sanjay....great work man...
Keep smiling

I wrote mail to D.naik for his comment " dont say happy Christmas to any body coz it means God gave Birth to a kid" he made tht comment in 2003 in Toronto Canada...
and i asked him to plz tell me..from which dictonary you got these meaning...but stilll didnt get answers...so i stop sending Dr.Skeleton....more mails....
well dear i'm working on his debeats,,and very soon...i'll share my comments wid you...

Ohhh the shining light of Islam! Take me with you Dr.Naik! The purity... The perfection... That kindly Mr.Mohammed character, the prince of peace, createing all that earthly bliss and leading us into that sublime paradise of the hereafter filled with all those flawless virgins and rivers of flowing wine... Right?

Hey something happened here... Somehow it all went horribly wrong... Why are these 'best of all people' killing each other and threatening anyone who dares to disagree with them or not give them whatever they want? Is their God Allah cruel and insain or what? Is Islam at bottom just the crafty fiction of that wacky little Mohammeds twisted brain? Makes one wonder about such stuff...

Islam is Mohammeds selfish fraud.

Very well done Khanna saheb.

I am also an Indian Muslim (ex from heart) and I know Zakir is a Pig.. nothing less than that.

Good work. Keep it up.

Regards

"""UBC - Welcome again to our studios Dr. Naik…in the last interview, we asked you about prophet Muhammad (pbuh) promising virgins in heaven. Can you define a virgin? """

That's a brilliant question.

My dear UBC ( well it is UBC and not Sanjay Khanna who is asking LOL) what ever way the Zakir answers does not matter. But Virginity matters for the Muslim Jihadi Pigs as well as the Christians.

Christians want a virgin slut to give birth to Jesus and remain a virgin even after that . That's the reason why Mother Teresa remained a virgin ( mother and a virgin also).

Women according to Islam and Christianity have to remain virgins to prove their purity. Pure woman has to be a virgin.

That's the way these two evil cults Islam and Christianity treat (their) WOMAN. A" thing "never a "human being."

anhliate the bastard naik....agar namak khata hai or ek baap ka aulad hai to to atmahatya karo...

Just one virgin slut was enough to give birth to the evil cult called Christianity.

Islamic Allah Dalla the pimp promises 72 virgins for the Islamic Jihadis. Just imagine. What would have happened if Allah Dalla had allowed all the 72 virgins to give birth to 72 evil cults?

I am sure Islamic Allah Dalla is very kind and compassionate God.
Allah dalla Ho Suwar.

#5 In the Bible Christians are told to treat their women as themselves. Ephesians 5:28 says love your wife as yourself. Never did the Bible tell Christians to beat wives or wives kill themselves on the death of a husbands.

#7 the 72 big breasted white virgins who immediately revert back to virgins after sex and 28 white boys who never bleed is the core of martyrdom desires.

# 9. Raisin Head Says:
May 11th, 2009 at 3:12 pm

#7 the 72 big breasted white virgins who immediately revert back to virgins after sex and 28 white boys who never bleed is the core of martyrdom desires."""

But in your last post
(http://www.faithfreedom.org/2009/05/09/muslims-tricks-to-shut-down-faith...
# 83. Raisin Head Says: )

you yourself have said the following---

“”. The Bible has already given us God’s thoughts, like the Quran gives allah’s thoughts.”"

You are thinking the same way as any Muslim.

Hi African head or I should say a freak head : Now tell us are you a Muslim or a Christian or Just a mixed breed degenerate??

Only Fanatic cultists are God fearing degenerates ,no real religious person is afraid of God as all religious persons Love God and know Love is God.

Sanjay,

First of all let me congratulate you for your sense of humor and satire.

Great pun, by the way, was that deliberate?:

"bin laid on" (bin laden) been laid on :)

Maybe these set of articles should be e-mailed to Zakir Naik?

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"UBC - That make more sense. Can you try to make sense out of this verse please? - “A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However, he should not penetrate. If he penetrates and the child is harmed then he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl however would not count as one of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to marry the girl’s sister.”

If a man cannot penetrate then he can thigh her. It is holy to thigh a baby.

Dr. Naik - Brother, there is a scientific reason for this. I do agree that the holy prophet taught sex education as a part of his discourse, and used sheep, goats and other animals to demonstrate his techniques. These were the same techniques given to him by Allah (swt) with strict orders to pass it on to his followers.

The holy prophet used anything he could stick his dick into to demonstrate his techniques. He also demonstrated his techniques wherever he wanted, whenever he wanted, which included in broad daylight on top of his caravan with people in surrounding caravans to see while on the move to perform the Hajj.

Dr. Naik - Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) is the first person in history to use mannequins like modern science, especially medical science does today. As there were no sex toys around the time, he had to make do with animals. He had a great respect for women, and cared a lot for them. It is for this reason he refused to use women as guinea pigs.

He also used Abu Bakr and his fighters.

UBC - Yes we know that. In fact he took such good care of women; it comes as no surprise that most of them got pregnant.

You mean Muhammed impregnated 9 year old Ayesha and his female slaves? Wow how holier can Muhammed get.

Dr. Naik - Well, the holy prophet was only doing Allah’s bidding. He never acted on his own.

UBC - Don’t know if you’ll love this one though…anyway it’s about Bill Clinton, George Bush and Prophet Muhammad driving around the countryside. They see a sheep stuck in the fence, its rear side up in the air. Clinton says,” I wish that was Demi Moore”. Bush says, “I wish it were Bo Derek”. Muhammad says, “I wish it was dark!”

Dr. Naik - Hmmm…this is exactly why we don’t like the western media.

Muhammed said I wish it were dark because my dick is really stiff. Where's Ayesha?

That's because he was demonically possessed.

@4 "I am also an Indian Muslim (ex from heart) and I know Zakir is a Pig.. nothing less than that."
Are you insinuating that Zakir invites others to bonk his wife? Cuz that's what he said about pigs. Talk about that theory, I wonder if he would let his wife sleep with other man if she lace his meal with pork bits. That would come in handy for her when she wants to have fun with someone other than talkative Naik without being label as cheater.

Taliban using poison gas on Afghan schoolgirls?
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/World/Poison-gas-on-Afghan-schoolgirl...

No matter how we look at this: Islam, in general, is a religion of hate. Of course, there are peaceful Muslims but they are irrelevant because they are in silence and mum. The religion has been hijacked by the large percentage of religious zealots who speak for all Islam. Read the history and see how 270 million people died during the approximately 1400 years of Muslim conquest. It makes me sick that Islam is using 'taqiyya' (deception and lies required by the Koran to advance the cause of Islam). Just by judging by fact alone, Islam is a phoney religion......and they have the audacity to say that they are peaceful people. Nuff said.

mratheist wrote:

Are you insinuating that Zakir invites others to bonk his wife? Cuz that’s what he said about pigs. Talk about that theory, I wonder if he would let his wife sleep with other man if she lace his meal with pork bits. That would come in handy for her when she wants to have fun with someone other than talkative Naik without being label as cheater.

Naik and his wife have group sex with other people. Since she not allowed to leave the house, she has young handsome men make frequent deliveries to her house.

thing which really bothers me about islam is best explained with a hindi word "divyashakti"...which mean some sort of special pyschic powers...

for eg :- like in movie passion of christ, jesus's followers told him they will support him to the death, and christ replied how one of his followers will just backout at the last moment during his moment of being laid on cross...

same way in sikhism u have this baba fareed, who saw a dead body and came to know instantly who it was and wrote quotes on it...

my point is all great spiritual prophets right from hinduism to christainity, sikhism,jainism, buddhism and many others that i have seen, all their prophets/god/goddess knew exactly when they will die and wut happen on their day of death....

i read some articles backdated and find it strange, very strange, that mummad never knew how he wud die, if he really was receiveing orders from allah(swt) then how come he never knew or mentioned about his death....????

just this thing proves to me, he was nothing more than a common man who jsut got lucky with his bright personality...

bestkaffir wrote:

i read some articles backdated and find it strange, very strange, that mummad never knew how he wud die, if he really was receiveing orders from allah(swt) then how come he never knew or mentioned about his death….????

That because he was a fraud and to put icing on the cake, Muhammed died while having sex with Ayesha.

Dr Zakir naik is cartoon type man.
i think he want to send to agraa(pagalkhaanaa)
he is real muslim\
i think - after some years cartoon network pentants him as denger cartoon.
Mr.Fakir Nalayak++=Mr Zakir Naik