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Dr. Naik always holds a sequel after debates to tear down his rival and contradict him when the poor soul is not even present to defend himself. By calling this a sequel to my earlier article on him, I decided to give him a taste of his own poison. But unlike him, I am a just person and offer him equal opportunity to reply and present his point of view. Below are some more of his favorite absurdities:
- Dr. Naik – Allah cannot have a name. The moment you call him by a name, he ceases to be God.
Reply – True, but then what else is Allah if not a name invented by Mohammad for his imaginary God? By saying this Dr. Naik himself has admitted that Allah is a fake God and does not exist. Hinduism does not have a name for God. It believes in the Creator. Lord Ram and others are worshipped and often referred to as God but they are not. They are holy saints and devout followers of the scriptures. Lord Ram would not need to attain salvation if he were God. Christianity does not have a name for God either. In fact, no religion calls him by a name. HE is simply referred to as the Almighty. Islam is the only religion that calls God – Allah. That in itself is a revelation that has still to hit this half wit.
- Dr. Naik – In the Hindu scriptures Puranas (meaning ancient) it is mentioned that a great prophet will come, who will sport a beard, teach good things and will change the face of humanity. This refers to none other than Prophet Muhammad.
Reply – Isn’t this a bit too vague Dr. Naik? Show me a pregnant Muslim woman and I can tell you with certainty that she will give birth to a child with one head, two ears, two eyes, a nose, four limbs, a beating heart, a liver, two lungs, two kidneys, large intestines, small intestines, a spleen…and yes, that one thing that’s so dear to all Muslims – a reproductive system! Now...now isn’t that a whole lot more precise my good doctor?
As far as Muhammad teaching good things is concerned, I think Dr. Ali Sina has taught him a lesson that would have him turning inside his Kaaba!
And yes, Muhammad did not change the face of humanity; he deprived humanity of its human face.
- Dr. Naik - When Jesus Christ was crucified, he called out to God saying, “Ella, Ella”, which means he was calling out to Allah.
Reply – On the one hand Dr. Naik refutes the idea that Jesus was indeed crucified and claims it’s a story invented by his disciples. On the other, he says Jesus cried out to Allah on the cross. Aren’t these two stands contradictory in itself? All it proves is that this man is a liar and a charlatan who specializes in twisting facts to suit his perverted ideological mindset. ‘Ella, Ella’ in Hebrew means, ‘my god, my god” and not Allah as he claims.
As far as the term “Allah” is concerned I can give him a lot more and far better examples to quote from the animal kingdom. Haven’t you heard wolves howl – Allah? Haven’t you heard lions chant Allah when they roar? Haven’t you heard cows say – allaaaaaaaahhh? What about donkeys? Doesn’t that sound like Allah too?
And by the way Dr. Naik, you should hear my Muslim german shepherd. I simply love it when he says - bow mow mad. Now isn’t he calling out to Muhammad al asylum? It’s a different matter that I don’t tell anyone about his Islamic leanings. If he decides to turn apostate, Muslims may call him a kafir and kill him. Sorry, but I love my dog.
I must admit to you though, that he’s a lot better than his holy prophet; he doesn’t go for little pups!
- Dr. Naik – Many Muslims themselves think that Islam is a religion founded by Prophet Muhammad. This is wrong. Islam has existed since the beginning of the world. Muhammad is the last and final messenger of Allah.
Reply – I’m sorry Dr. Naik. For once I have to agree with Muslims on this one. They are right. Islam is a cult formed by Muhammad about 1400 years ago. He decided to stitch Christianity and his newly founded corporate entity together at the seams to make it look ancient and give it respectability and acceptability. For this reason he was forced to accept some of the stories in the Bible, as also Jesus or else his claim would have been hollow. To his credit, he did make some modifications in renaming Christian prophets like Abraham (Abram), Moses (Moosa), David (Dawood), Jesus (Isa) and the like. If Muhammad were a car manufacturer today, he would have claimed to be a descendant of Henry Ford!
Most major religions existed long before Muhammad was even a sperm!
- Dr. Naik – The Hindu religion has a lot of mythology like the monkey god (Lord Hanuman), flying arrows and gods with sudarshan chakras in their hands, goddesses with four hands etc. while Islam does not have these things.
Reply – Hindus as children believe in mythology, and most children in India enjoy mythology in the form of stories, comics, television cartoons etc. All these stories are about the triumph of good over evil. As Hindus grow up (everyone does) and mature Muslims don’t), they learn to separate fact from mythology. They know that Lord Hanuman cannot fly and carry mountains in his hand. They take the moral of the story and stick to the basis tenets and teachings of Hinduism. They use many deities to connect to the almighty or supernatural that they call the Creator.
On the other hand, there are a lot of absurdities in the Koran that adult educated Muslims and so called scholars like Zakir Naik believe in. Ask any adult “intelligent” Muslim if Muhammad really went to heaven on a winged horse or split the moon and he will attempt to prove it. Hindus do not attempt to prove their mythology at all. In fact they are called the “tales of the Ramayana and the Mahabharata”. Now tell me, have you heard of the tales of the Koran. Never. Because all the absurdities in the Koran were handed down personally by Allah to my german shepherd’s holy prophet.
- Dr. Naik – Islam is the only true religion and all other religions are false.
Reply – Can anyone tell me of another religion, however small its following, that tells you to kill non believers, loot their processions, sleep with your daughter in law and rape innocent helpless women? Is anyone’s God so obsessed with the female form that he tells her how to handle her periods, shave her pubic hair and spread her legs for her husband when he comes back from a journey? If you can, send me your bank details along with your reply. I will most certainly deposit $50,000 into your account. Do also let me know if you would like my zakaat in USD, GBP, EURO or in your local currency.
- Dr. Naik – Muhammad prescribed that all Muslims should be circumcised because it gives you more sexual pleasure. Today modern science tells us that it is also hygienic.
Reply – Dr. Naik has admitted here that his holy prophet was all about sexual pleasure. Muhammad was a cult leader, and criminal history is testimony to the fact that all cult leaders are known to demand such things from their followers as a mark of submission. These can range from harmless tattoos to minor mutilations. It is also a fact that cults perform these mutilations themselves with crude instruments in unhygienic conditions and without anesthesia which often results in death from shock, bleeding and infection.
Why did Allah give them the foreskin at all? Couldn’t he have got his billions of virgins (considering 72 for each Muslim) to circumcise them in heaven before he sent them down here? Couldn’t Allah have conclusively proved that he was indeed the true God by sending pre fabricated Muslims into this world?
It is evident that Muhammad had to think of some physical mutilation for his followers to force them into submission. Given his obsession with the genital area and with his beloved Allah’s shameless support, it’s hardly surprising that he chose to mutilate the male organ. If he was indeed gay as is widely suspected, what better excuse can one have for getting a man to drop his pants?
Dr. Naik needs to know that there are plenty of sensible, like minded, good people out there who have taken a lot of trouble to make this world a beautiful place to live in. And they are not going to let a band of violent, idiotic thugs destroy their effort. Not for religion. Not for anything else.
Hope that answers your question Dr. Zakir Naik!
sanjay you rock buddy, I
sanjay you rock buddy, I really love the way you combine humour with a vengence. I personally believe that sarcasm and humour are the best tools to get your message accross. The only low of using sarcasm is that is can only be understood by very few, a large number of people tend to take things literally and hence end up getting confused.
I thoroughly enjoyed this
I thoroughly enjoyed this article. oh oh, I hear my guinea pigs squealing 'allah, allah...' (they are hungry and they didn't get their tomato yet)
ibrahim, i partly agree wid
ibrahim,
i partly agree wid you. but dont forget that muslims who browse this site are educated but brainwashed. They can very well understand logic and sarcasm but their minds are locked and hard hitting humour can help free them. I found the humour in the article palatable and not abusive and i liked that.
as far as the audience that this ZN guy preaches to... they have no access to the internet or dont know how to browse. For them, ZN is google and we cannot help that.
Muslims are panicking in
Muslims are panicking in their millions at this moment. Busy banging their heads on the floor even more. Why? If they die of Swine Flu they will never go to their carnal paradise but to the fires of hell instead. Goodbye 72 virgins and 28 toy-boys. Isn't Allah merciful? Who says Allah doesn't have a sense of humor?
That's a wonderful reply,
That's a wonderful reply, Sanjay. While debating a tearing down others infront of home crowd muslims forget about their own faults. All muslims are childish and believe in any xxxx dished out by mullah who pull out an arabic verse from quran, meaning of which both do not understand. i find that many hindus are better in their understanding of quran.
I also thank ali sina for this wonderful website and spreading the truth about the real nature of islam and its terror networks. i sincerely hope atleast one muslims realises the trap called islam into which his forefathers have fallen and redeem himself and the next generation to a better life as human beings.
Perfectly written Sanjay!
Perfectly written Sanjay! Actually the psychology of this Zakir Naik guy and the likes is exactly similar to that of muhammad. Deep in their hearts they fully know that they are lying but skillfully presenting it as truth.
enlightened Its not about
enlightened
Its not about being educated, even the most educated of people can be pretty dumb when it comes to their faith. Education is not a key to understanding the truth. Seriously speaking one does not need to eb educated at all to understand the stupidities of Islam.
It did not take me my University Degree to understand the basic stupidties in Islam. Just some plain common sense and that's about it.
Shafee al-Zindig its funny
Shafee al-Zindig its funny and this too................ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3yUNtQRaDE
sanjay, very interesting
sanjay, very interesting point about jesus saying ela ela..(my god)...this shows that mohammad was a plagiarist too...just like he renamed so many prophets, he perhaps took allah from ela...he didnt realize that god cannot have a name...
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL! Who said
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL! Who said Pislam couldn't be SO much fun! Loved this article!
"http://www.molleindustria.org/en/home" and "http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/421199"-faith fighter
I do agree with you donkeys chant ALaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
he he youre good.. keep on
he he youre good.. keep on your good work
circosission was something he stole from the jews, they had done it for 2500 years before muhammed because it separeted them from other people and to show that they were gods chosen people. To not eat pigs was also something he stole from the jews He did not invent anything but hate, but he did a good job there
Joseph smith of the Mormons
Joseph smith of the Mormons was one of the last prophets of allah. smith saidhe wanted to be the next Muhammad in 1930 in NY. He copied from the quran bit by bit like Muhammad copied from the Talmud of Judaism.
LOL. Dr. Naik is a
LOL. Dr. Naik is a moron.
Great article.
Dear indiafirst, Allah was a
Dear indiafirst,
Allah was a name previously known by the arabs. Let me remind you, Muhammad's father name was Abdullah, which means servant of Allah.... so Allah was known. As far as i know (by reading Ali Sina's cool book), it was the name of a god (among the many gods the arabian pagan had before Islam) who had 3 daughters. Probably, Muhammad chose that name so that it would be better for him if he said he was a messenger from a known god. Not from Ela Ela.
zakir naik is all about
zakir naik is all about presentation .... n none r fact. why do some people care for what he say... i really don understand. Mayb he is a good comedian. I have seen many people laughing at his show.... laughter is good for health. yeah, i agree the 'laughter' comes from their ignorance. people should read the http://www.faithfreedom.org/debates/NaikCampbellintro.htm. , this article of Ali Sina was enough for me to understand what zakir naik is all about.
nice work man..keep
nice work man..keep smiln
Love and prayers for you
Ummmmmmmmmha
and tht Dr.Skelton is really a great show man...nthing else...
Dr. Naik – Allah cannot have
Dr. Naik – Allah cannot have a name. The moment you call him by a name, he ceases to be God.
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It can't be that Dr. Naik is ignorant about the 99 names of allah in the koran? So allah ceases to be God in the koran itself 99 times!!!
Quite strange that the wahabis have not issued a fatwa for him yet for this sort of blasphemy
LOL. Dr. Naik is a
LOL. Dr. Naik is a moron.
Naik is heard in every Islamic country, he has a great fan following in every country where la illah ill allah is the anthem. So he definately is not a moron, he is one the most influential mullahs of Islam and best of all he is not even qualified for the job.
Allah did send a
Allah did send a messanger,poor moh cud not read,
gave a wrong messages to his loyal muslim friends.
Dr.Naik being an educated person amplify these wrong
messages that moh gave 1400 years age.....
Hi Sanjay + You said
Hi Sanjay +
You said ===Reply – Isn’t this a bit too vague Dr. Naik? Show me a pregnant Muslim woman and I can tell you with certainty that she will give birth to a child with one head, two ears, two eyes, a nose, four limbs, a beating heart, a liver, two lungs, two kidneys, large intestines, small intestines, a spleen…and yes, that one thing that’s so dear to all Muslims – a reproductive system! Now…now isn’t that a whole lot more precise my good doctor?===
If you are talking about a Muslim Woman and her child ? You should know about some other scientific facts like Genetics . Muslims believe in Same Blood Marriage; which can produce Degenerates having three hands or one hand : I mean Unnatural limbs unlike normal human beings.
"dr.naik....Allah cannot have
"dr.naik....Allah cannot have a name. The moment you call him by a name, he ceases to be God."
Mr.sanjay khanna...where as these words are concerned ....i feel u r misqouting his words...i hav heard a couple of his debates and lectures.....what i heard was that " Allah cannot turn to a human .... as soon as a God turns to b human he ceases to b a God"
so should i say to prove ur point ...u r misqouting ....i should say....not only misqouitng but also adding ur own words in it......
i have even heard in one of his speeches
"you can call God with good names unless and until those names doesnt come in the category of shirk"
so it is obvious that such words....as u qouted about him is out of question
"…i hav heard a couple of his
"…i hav heard a couple of his debates and lectures…..what i heard was that ” Allah cannot turn to a human …. as soon as a God turns to b human he ceases to b a God”
Omnipotent, omniscient and all powerrull God cannot assume the form of a human? Is this not blasphemy? If one believes in the above attributes of God, then it is only logical to think that He can assume any form He likes.
dont trust zakir ever.he is
dont trust zakir ever.he is arrogant liar.look at his face.can u see evil lurking?HE IS A BASTARD.