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The Argument from Urine: Proving the Truth of Islam (Video)

Printer-friendly versionPrinter-friendly versionSend to friendSend to friendPDF versionPDF versionIf you took an introductory course in Philosophy, or Philosophy of religion, you probably studied the Cosmological argument, formalized by the great Saint Thomas Aquinas. Also, you probably studied the Ontological argument, dating back to Saint Anselm. Those great medieval Philosophers missed one argument. Such an argument stayed hidden from the minds of western infidels. This argument is the argument from Urine! It was not until the early years of the twenty-first century that the great Islamic mind,  along with its prestigeous Iraqi research and universities (which are leading institutions in the world! are they not?), that this argument was "discovered". Here is an attempt by an "Islamic Rocket Scientist" trying to prove that Islam is True using "The Argument From Urine" While there are endless criticisms to the idiotic claims of the above Muslim Scholar, here is one simple video, using authentic Hadiths, showing how idiotic Islamic ideas about urine are:
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Just when you think you have

Just when you think you have seen it all, heard it all, Lo!! behold you get another miracle of the koran./ hadith.


Pisslam is soo much fun! This

Pisslam is soo much fun! This guy surely deserves the Ignobel prize of the year! I wanna see him drink boy's pee ( and also camel's urine)!

Wanna convert to religion of Pee?


Just look at the arrogance of

Just look at the arrogance of the Pee follower! I've never seen such a "marvellous"truth be stated in such a nosy snobbish outlook!


I must say: Muslim brothers

I must say: Muslim brothers should remember How our beloved Prophet died. He had his bearded face between the thighs of Aisha his beloved under age wife yet he could not drink or lick the Zamzam piss of Aisha.

Our beloved prophet died after getting poisoned by his jealous aged wives: He could not survive long enough to drink or should I say lick madam Aisha's urine (piss) The Zamzam Piss.

Infidels will never understand, about the medicinal effects of Zamzam piss until unless they try the devine Islamic Sunnah of oral sex with an underage girl as our pedo.Prophet MoHamMad was doing. Only poison can counter poison.


Zaka Allah Khair

Zaka Allah Khair brother/sister Allahmiyan.

I just recently converted to Islam thanks to this site and thanks to all the haters of Islam. They basically help me find the true religion of our beloved prophet Muhammad (pees be upon him, hope I spelled this right, english is not my primary language).

I know now that my conversion to Islam is my calling to defend Islam against those who do their best to insult Islam and prophet Muhammad (pbuh). I really believe my Muslims brothers and sisters tend to run away from reasoning with these infidels because a lot of them are not equiped with enough knowledge and enough faith to stand up in the name of Allah, al-rahman, al-rahim, and last but not the least, al-muthil.

In my defense to our beloved Prophet Muhammad's(pbuh) statements concerning babies' urine, it is scientifically proven that baby’s urine is sterile and does not contain bacteria unless the baby has urinary infection which happens mostly with female infants. Baby’s urine consists mainly of dead cells and chemical waste from the body which in turn become food for bacteria. It is okay to just sprinkle a little bit of water when peed upon by a baby boy as long as you changed your clothes before bacteria starts to make your clothes smell like a hyena. I’m pretty sure Prophet Muhammad changed his clothes before he smelled like hyena, it’s just not written in the Hadith. Can you infidels give a Hadith stating that Prophet Muhammad smelled really bad? I don’t think so. There is a Hadith, however, saying that the prophet was infected with lice, but I don’t think it’s because he smelled like a hyena that lice were attracted to him.

Camel urine is an entirely different matter. It is only consumed according to the prophet (pbuh) for medicinal purpose. The reason until now, the scientific community found no evidence of its medicinal properties is because the scientific community is reluctant to study the properties of camel urine due to its smell. Nobody wants to volunteer to drink that damn thing. You see, camels are very efficient when consuming water. They only discard a little bit of it while their urine is mainly composed of dead cells and waste materials form their bodies. That’s why it’s a lot stronger than human urine. Trust me, I tasted it. It wasn’t really that bad, but the putrid smell and acidic metallic taste is unbearable. It basically made me cry while pretending I was happy drinking it in front of my Imam. It’s an acquired taste, you just got to get used to it. I drank it because I had constipation and behold within minutes I had diarrhea from hell, Allahu Akbar!!! Now who’s telling the truth!


Nothing in islam surprises me

Nothing in islam surprises me anymore. Its the "religion" of the illiterate and the stupid. Let the socalled islamic scholars drink camel pee maybe they die of diarrea, that would be a blessing


Hello brother FreedomFighter

Hello brother FreedomFighter 67

Amen brother. Preach it....HeHeHeHehe

I wonder how much of an idiot one has to be to be a good Muslim? We need someone to "quantify" this idiocy and stupidity. Any volunteers or suggestions?

Peace to all


6. tarzan Says: Nothing in

6. tarzan Says:
Nothing in islam surprises me anymore. Its the “religion” of the illiterate and the stupid. Let the socalled islamic scholars drink camel pee maybe they die of diarrea, that would be a blessing

My response:
Ass Salama A'laykum Tarzan.
I know why you hate Muslims. You were raised as a baby by the Jews in the forest. Did your adopted parents love the smell of your urine when you were an infant or did you smell like chimpanzee urine? How dare you say I'm illiterate and stupid. Did you not read my intellectual, scientific and respectable answer to these false accusations against our beloved prophet? Why do you curse our islamic scholars to die of diarhea instead of refuting my statement? Muslims are the ones allowed to curse instead of reasoning. What do you know about cursing? You haven't seen the power of islamic curses yet taught to us by our beloved prophet. So please beware of the curse of Allah.

May Allah guide you or deceive you, Allah is the greatest of all deceiver, so it's all up to him.

Sincerely,
This is my new Muslim name: Karim Abdul Islam


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freedomfigher...everything in

freedomfigher...everything in ur posts are correrct except to the fact the word peace be upon him....do u mean to say piss be upon him?


haha f--- man karim..i didnt

haha f--- man karim..i didnt read ur posts completely in the way intended...hehe....nice way....


Disgusting separating

Disgusting separating women-piss from man-piss.


Great

Great freedomfighter67!

Later look at this!'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtHuq2wzqAE'


LOL, Freedomfighter.

LOL, Freedomfighter.


I have a question, Muhammed

I have a question, Muhammed said that an animals urine and feces were pure, but what about female animals? Is my female cockatiel's ( a bird ) urine and feces less pure then a males? Oh Allah Dalla, please answer my question soon!


To freedomfighter67: You are

To freedomfighter67:

You are Hilarious! It is sarcasm at its best. You need to write some articles for this website.


Oh Allah Dalla, I am still

Oh Allah Dalla, I am still waiting for your answer. If my female Cockatiel's urine less pure then a males? If so should I use a special type of cage cleaner to clean out the impurities?


LOL...every muslim should be

LOL...every muslim should be honest like freedomfighter67. If you like marrying many women, kill the kaffir, rape, eating flies, drink camel's piss. Just say it, don't pretend to be good civilised person.


i think freedom fighter 67 is

i think freedom fighter 67 is a straight forward guy.....good job freedom fighter 67....


I am speechless... This

I am speechless...

This video clearly proves science in the noble Quran is Science at its best. What most people do not realize is the fact that science in the noble Quran covers every scientific facts discovered so far. The noble Quran itself is the proof of that.

subhanallah


LOL freedomfighter67 keep on

LOL freedomfighter67 keep on educating us kafirs I love it and I love your humor, but please dont drink pee we dont want to loose you


Mashallah, Another scientific

Mashallah, Another scientific fact in Islam =]

You know, I joined this site thinking that I would leave Islam, but it has actually brought me closer to Allah.

This is because so many of the people on this site mock Islam and speak so rudely about muslims, and surely I would never want to be among those who have no respect for other's beliefs.
Muslims at my college approach people with different beliefs in a kind and loving manner, but all we muslims get in return is fear and hatred. The prophet was right that it will be hard to be a muslim in the future. Thats because the media portrays us so badly, and blind people like you guys follow everything you read in the metro every other day...and you believe its true. Most muslims are kind, and loving...but still, everyone speaks of Islam as it is some kind of a disease. For me, I have never had such a high status until I became a true Muslim. I still have a lot to do, like I don't wear the hijab yet, but thats because of my skin condition and Insha'Allah I have been excused of wearing it. You see, Islam makes everything simple.

Thanks a lot for mocking everything I believe in...


#27: "The prophet was right

#27: "The prophet was right that it will be hard to be a muslim in the future."

As hard as the parents of thee 2 Christians who were executed in the SWAT area of Pakistan for not converting to Islam? As hard as the Jews in Yemen which are literally now, "an endangered species?"


freedomfighter wrote: Marie,

freedomfighter wrote:

Marie, kafir woman, I hope you find my answer satisfactory. If you have any more question concerning Islam, just let me know. By the way, Isa did not die on the cross and your Injeel and Torah and Zabhur are all corrupted. The evidences are all in the Qur’an. Just don’t mind the verse which says Allah would not allow anyone to corrupt his books because this verse was abbrogated. Allah changes his mind too. It’s hard to write a book as complicated as the Qur’an. Have you ever seen a book as inconsistent? I don’t think so. Try writing one you infidels. I dare you.

Oh Allah Dalla, it must have been Satan who provided that so-called archaeological evidence the unbelievers say supports the Bible, in order to lure us away from the true path which is Islam. The Quran states the Bible is corrupt so it must be true. After all it was you who wrote the Quran.


Oh Allah Dalla will I burn in

Oh Allah Dalla will I burn in hell for conversing with men who are not related to me on this website?


Oh Allah Dalla will I also

Oh Allah Dalla will I also burn in hell for asking you questions last night about my bird?


Oh Allah Dalla have I been

Oh Allah Dalla have I been contaminated by picking up my bird's eggs after she lays them?


To Mehreen: Some people make

To Mehreen:

Some people make all kind of excuses to stay where they are. So it is not surprising that you did not leave Islam. People mock at all major religions. People mock at Islam because of the funny things about it. They find Islam, Muslims, Allah, the Quran and Mohammed very entertaining. When they mock at Islam, they forget for a moment the fact that Allah is a very cruel and violent God. They find the miracles and science in the Quran ridiculous. In fact, some of the claims of so-called science in Quran was the 'knowledge' of Mohammed's time. That is why Mohammed emphasized in the Quran the phrase "don't you", because the readers/listeners of those times already knew such things. Other claims of science in the Quran is exposed by this and other websites.


To Mehreen: (corrected

To Mehreen: (corrected post)

Some people make all kind of excuses to stay where they are. So it is not surprising that you did not leave Islam. People mock at all major religions. People mock at Islam because of the funny things about it. They find Islam, Muslims, Allah, the Quran and Mohammed very entertaining. When they mock at Islam, they forget for a moment the fact that Allah is a very cruel and violent God. They find the miracles and science in the Quran ridiculous. In fact, some of the claims of so-called science in Quran was the ‘knowledge’ of Mohammed’s time. That is why Mohammed emphasized in the Quran the phrase “don’t you know”, because the readers/listeners of those times already knew such things. Other claims of science in the Quran is exposed by this and other websites.


Mehreen said: "You know, I

Mehreen said:

"You know, I joined this site thinking that I would leave Islam, but it has actually brought me closer to Allah. This is because so many of the people on this site mock Islam and speak so rudely about muslims, and surely I would never want to be among those who have no respect for other’s beliefs."

That does not seem logical to me. You love Islam and pity Muslims when they are mocked and you get indignant, angry at the mockers, OK, I understand. But people should seek the truth, the best way to live and be happy, in my view. You deprive yourself of that by making your prime motivation "I would never want to be among those who have no respect for other beliefs".

You say you have a high status in Islam, but surely that would be in some sort of "Western Islam?"

Treating Islam like a disease? Yes, it often is, but the point is that it is being very precisely scrutinized, by ex-muslims and Islamologists. This seems so necessary to us, as it is such a powerful religion, many are worried by it.

Please look at the situation globally, not just to what our media, politicians and citizens say. You will see that the press in Islamic countries is much more anti-Israeli and anti-Western than ours is anti-Islamic. We are for certain much more balanced, many parties speak up for Muslims. Whereas here Muslims have many democratic opportunities, free speech, equal rights, among the Christians, Atheists and divers (un)believers, in Islamic countries, Muslims are very unfairly favored over these others. For instance, you could convert from something to Muslim, but in Iran, Yemen, many other Islamic countries converting from Islam to Christianity is punishable by death, or in other ways made almost impossible. Doesn't that make it logical that Islam is hated in some places? Even although many Muslims are indeed kind and loving people.


Mohamad was facinated by

Mohamad was facinated by female pee hole.All of his life he research and test female pee holes in his lab(tent).He thought that these creatures with a hole in between their legs are not humans nor jins.He couldn't truely understand this hole phenomena and declare females inferior than men.Of course his sock pupet Allah was with him which is used to make fools the a.ssholes(Muslims).
Allah was imaginary sock puppet of Mohamad and Mohamad was a basket case!!

Black Panther


Mehreen(A Taliban Lover

Mehreen(A Taliban Lover muslimah!),If you think your Islam is cool why you living in the West.Why don't you move back to Kabul Afhanistan or Swat F.uckistan.....oops sorry I mean Pakistan. I give you a hint ..go to Saudi Arabia...how is that.This million dollars ..ooops sorry, I mean million Darham suggestion is free for you.

Panther


Is there any other religion

Is there any other religion on this earth that is so concerned with what is going on between the legs of males and females?

Another day and another stupidity of Islam. I can hardly wait for another day so I can read about another stupidity. I mean heck, it is just neverending!


"This is because so many of

"This is because so many of the people on this site mock Islam and speak so rudely about muslims, and surely I would never want to be among those who have no respect for other’s beliefs.
Muslims at my college approach people with different beliefs in a kind and loving manner, but all we muslims get in return is fear and hatred. The prophet was right that it will be hard to be a muslim in the future. Thats because the media portrays us so badly, and blind people like you guys follow everything you read in the metro every other day…and you believe its true. Most muslims are kind, and loving…but still, everyone speaks of Islam as it is some kind of a disease. For me, I have never had such a high status until I became a true Muslim. I still have a lot to do, like I don’t wear the hijab yet, but thats because of my skin condition and Insha’Allah I have been excused of wearing it. You see, Islam makes everything simple."

You are right Mehren, you muslims are lucky because you don't have to think about anything. Everything is written in the Quran, when a problem arises you only have to open Quran and look for the solution.

For instnace, if one wants to thigh a pre-pubescent girl, it is halal for a muslim to do it because your prophet has shown the way, if one wants to screw a kafir woman, kill her husband/father and make her slave and it is halal to do sex with a slave girl. If one wants to kill a kafir, just do it and blame him that he insulted Mohammed and his Quran. For any atrocity human mind can conceive one can find justification in Quran.

Oh Mehren, you are really lucky to have been born in Islam!. Please read all the articles in ffi you can further strengthen your belief in Mohammed. Good luck, sister!!!


# 7. Ibn Kammuna Says: ---I

# 7. Ibn Kammuna Says:

---I wonder how much of an idiot one has to be to be a good Muslim? We need someone to “quantify” this idiocy and stupidity. Any volunteers or suggestions?---

You have asked the right question at the right time brother Kammuna.

Just read the comments of your Christian brethren ( Oops Sister en may be )
" Rasin Head " and you will find all needful answers to your quest " to “quantify” this idiocy and stupidity"

This is my suggestion and you can find a perfect " volunteer " in Raisin Head a devout Christian cretin.

Peace brother.


The stupidity and ignorance

The stupidity and ignorance of the believer is unfathomable! The more you dig, the deeper and darker it gets( smile) till you reach the corner and then on no exit! So you start hiding in the cave. To come out of this cave of ignorance, one needs a lot of introspection, courage and above all intelligence! That sadly is the main thing lacking!


Sorry make that as believers!

Sorry make that as believers! Stupidity and ignorance of people of the book( believers) and qrandic followers are just as unfathomable as ocean. The sea of ignorance is the norm and the oasis of knowledge is is just an aberration.
Salaam to you freedomfighter67! You are serious in your humour and I like that. That's my style of thinking too.Peace be upon you and not infant piss! Muslimahs infected piss be upon mohammad and allah


General assertion would be

General assertion would be that in all religion teachings so far there are certain flaws and falacies. The main reason for these occurances is because perception of the world changed within the time. Our knowledge of the world doesn't correspond to the knowledge of the people that lived thousends of years ago. In every religious scriptures we will find myths ... last three monotheistic religions are based on the similar principles and they talk about the same God, regardless of Christian's interpretation of Jesus as a God.

Therefore the God's revalations are mixed with costums and cultural beliefs. There are different interpretations of Islam and those interpretations are sometimes misinterpretations. Original Islam teaches peace and tolerrance and all those who are Muslims claim to feel it.

One cannot declare Islam to be illogical and absurd and at the same time claim others religion have the great sense and logic, when the truth is every religion has flaws. Then question arises why one would have such a strong desire to portrait Islam as ridiculous when other religions are the same rediculous if observe from that angle.

Humans in their nature are prone to lack the sense for the right and the wrong. Can humans be objective in their observation of others and can humans make clear distinction between two of those with being 100% convinced they are right??? No. Why then some people try to portrait Islam and prophet Muhammed(saws) as evil when they themselves lack the insight for concepts of good and bad???

Holly Quran speaks the language of the science and only true scientists will confirm that, and only true charlatans will deny that. Others than scientists will only speculate ... same as they speculate about everything else.

Quran carries the peace within ... and it's entirely adopted to the human kind. All rules are adopted to humans instincts and urge ... and without God's manluals humans can only speculate about what is good and bad. Same as some do ... and it's all because they are too proud and arrogant to let God's light to enters their hearts hence they wander in dark and speculate about the right paths.


Nr 43, We humans learn by

Nr 43,

We humans learn by trial and error, we painstakingly think, discuss, try out and as mankind we do a lot of bad AND good things. But over the centuries, we have made a lot of progress; on average we live far longer than our ancestors, there is in most countries that have records far less murder than in the middle ages. Many big deadly diseases have been conquered, countries like China and India, who had in the past great famines, now can feed their populations. So much manual labor is done by machines now, we can travel so much, talk in great distances. The list of human success is extremely long, if you look for it.

Many people, like you, though, still think, we need God to direct, govern us, because we are no good ourselves. But about the people who said they were sent by God, well, frankly, we don't believe them. You yourself presumably also are sceptical about many self-proclaimed prophets, you certainly are highly critical about Ali Sina. But you blindly believe in the Prophet of Islam.

We understand that you invested your whole life into this, that probably your whole family, many of your friends and compatriots believe in this, so you are loath to give this all up. And we understand that you are hurt so much by ridiculing Islam. And you are right, Islam should not be more ridiculed than other religions, oh no!

But you see, Islam is very mighty, it seems threathening to the democracy of many countries, due to high immigration, which, together with conversion, makes it the fastest growing religion in the world. And we "worried" people did hear Islamic leaders say that democracy is only man-made and that it should be replaced by governments and laws that follows Gods Quranic-Ahadith-instructions. And that this should rule the entire earth in the end. THAT is the reason for this opposition and criticism, it is primarily a defensive reaction.

The solution could be that ever more Islamic leaders could try to promote and take part in real democracy, with free speech, freedom of conversion. And especially in countries like Lebanon, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Indonesia etc. Because if we fearful citizens of democratic countries were seeing that Islam, the Muslims really ONLY want to expand in democratic ways, and even oppose all dictatorial regimes, yes even including the Ayatollahs of Iran, THEN Islam would truly be seen as peaceful. Now, it just is NOT trusted by many people of other faiths or ways of life.


Nb 44 Demsci I do not

Nb 44 Demsci

I do not oppose the fact that Islamic countries are far from being liberal. Democracy is very big issue and lesson for barabarians to acknowledge, Why do I say barbarians??? I say it due to the fact that their minds didn't evaluate from pagan beliefs and traditions. One is islam and the second are Arabic traditions and misinterpretations. Which faith is for bloodsheding??? None. People are those who are thirsty of blood exceptionally if so primitive in their nature. I found primitive to be those whose consciousness didin't evaluate from animal urge.

Yes In Quran there are verses regarding fight. Those verses actually are only applied to that particular point of time when prophet was attacked by Jews and Christians thuogh it's said : never begin the fight unless being attacked....

When I first time read Quran i ddin't find anything violet in it I only found people claiming it to have violence in it, Muslims and non-.Muslims. Then I realized that people with sick hearts are interpreting it as a violent in order to attack and to shed blood. Sick people who called themselves Muslims are interpreting it in a sick way. They would do so even if being atheists or Jews or Chrsitians ... it's part of their nature.

And bad people who called themselves atheists or Chrsitians or Hindus will use the same strategy as those so called Muslims, they will attack Muslim community because of corrupted people that belong there, they share the same mind set in which they fail to understand the reality.

Why Bible has no strict norms??? Because Bible is edited many times and it's adopted to our age. If Bible remained untouched, violent verses would multiply.

Quran is untouched and it also a document from that time, though it carries universal message that there is one God and people should worship Him and nourish the best they carry within.

We all have moral codes within yet we still sometimes doubt which thing is right to do or which is the wrong. By means of logic all can be justified ... and with no fear of punishment most of the people would cross all limits of perversion and criminal acts.

People always had a need to belong to a certaing gruop ... it gives them the feeling of safety and protection. Not all people have the strong power of reasoning and insight to distingush good from bad. God implamented himself in our brain program because we need Him.

Even we those who claim to see things better and claim to have better understanding are failing on many simple things. We are helpless most of the time and life is out of our control.

The world would be better place only if all people realize that they all have the same root and that we are all drops of the same sea. We should tend to uderstand each others and try to direct each others on the right tracks, not to attack and pretend to be superior, when being superior is an illusion same as all the rest.


What a self-important and

What a self-important and vainglorious fool!

The only proof provided by this "science" is why the Muslim nations are stuck in the Dark Ages and have so few Nobel prize winners in science and why the Jews, whom they despise, have so many.

Judaism prizes individuality and critical thinking. Jews are not required to believe the equivalent of six impossible things before breakfast - they can argue with their teachers and not be harmed. Muslims are terrified to be critical of the foolishness in the Koran and that is why Islam is fossilised and will never have the power it thinks it deserves.

And thank God for that.

hajira, "If Bible remained untouched, violent verses would multiply..." Maybe, but civilised people who were not Muslims would not feel compelled to ACT on those verses unlike Muslims who are enjoined to emulate their mad and dangerous prophet in every particular, including in his violence towards Jews and other kufar

Your prophet was a deceitful and duplicitous coward who set his allies against each other or murdered them.


"Ass Salama Alaykum Marie,

"Ass Salama Alaykum Marie, the Kafir woman, may you burn in hell...."

You really are a charmer, aren't you, and such an excellent ambassador for the so-called religion of peace (or should I say "piss?")

Freedomfighter, are you really so pathetically ignorant of anatomy as you write here? You say,

"...Yes it is haram to drink a female camel’s urine for the same reason that the urine will pass through the vaginal canal before coming out of the animal’s sexual organ therefore the urine is contaminated..."

Did you never learn about female anatomy? Muslims are human beings are they not? They belong to the same mammalian species as camels.

Doesn't Muslim "science" teach you that the vagina and the urethra are totally separate and that the URETHRA carries the urine from the body! It does not pass through or otherwise touch the vagina unless Muslim women are made differently from all others.

In the male, even the Muslim male, on the other hand the semen passes through the urethra. If anything, and according to the Muslim "Einstein" in the video, this means that male urine is more unclean than female, doesn't it?


Peace be upon the prophet

Peace be upon the prophet Muhammed and may God enlight all those hearts that wonder in dark and think they have enlighted minds. I only see hate and brutality on this sate from those who claim to stand for peace.

Obviously they are delusional. May all people with goodness in their hearts resist evil.


mmmm so urine experiements

mmmm so urine experiements prove that Islam is the true religion...

bloody idiots man...