Submitted by Ibn Kammuna on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 07:13
Compiled from the web, with some small changes and comments by Ibn kammuna
When you come to a fork in the road, take it
Yogi Berra
The Mullah and the Donkey: Who’s word would you take?
One day, one of Mullah Nasruddin's friend came over and wanted to borrow his donkey for a day or two. Mullah, knowing his friend, was not kindly inclined to the request, and came up with the excuse that someone had already borrowed his donkey.
Just as Mullah uttered these words, his donkey started braying in his backyard.