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The Search for Yaser Abdel Said (part 22)

Submitted by Denis Schulz on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 09:14
“It was on You Tube,” said the Professor. “It was a hoot. A guy named Bernard Piffy—“ He paused to look down the length of the bar. “Now where have I heard that name before?” he said. He smiled and continued: “This Piffy character attacked the grandnephew of King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia on the Kharma With Darma Show. Then he beat up some Asian kid and knocked down a Constable, appropriately named Stumble. It took three Bobbies and Darma’s masseuse to subdue him. He was a wild man.” “Not our Piffy?” groaned Joe.

The Search for Yaser Abdel Said (part 8)

Submitted by Denis Schulz on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 06:24

“Now just a darn minute!” cried Piffy. This was getting ridiculous! He shouldn’t even be here! How had he gotten into this mess? Good grief! It was enough to make a grown man cry! All he had wanted to do was to make a few extra bucks. He had gone into this stupid private eye business to help sustain a very modest living style. Social Security didn’t pay much and Mayberry had never been lavish with the benefits it doled out to its retired employees, including deputy sheriffs.

The Search for Yaser Abdel Said (part 6)

Submitted by Denis Schulz on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 06:00

Cowsnofsky looked up from the newspaper he had been reading. “Here’s something interesting,” he said. “Some goofy tourist took off his shoe in front of the Birmingham Central Mosque in London and threw it at an Imam…Isn’t that where Piffy was going… to the Birmingham Central Mosque?”

The Professor glanced at Joe. “Piffy?” he said.

“Ah, no!” said Joe. “Not Piffy! I could get sued!”

The Hijab: One Small Burning for Woman

Submitted by Denis Schulz on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 06:43

Well, it made my day. Some woman in Norway done went and celebrated International Woman’s Day by burning her hijab. It was about time. And she made a right pretty little speech. “Let me today light a fire for freedom, for equality, for love and for peace.” It wasn’t Patrick Henry and she didn’t talk about fighting on the beaches and in the fields but the speech had spunk. Then she set fire to that black devil and there was some cheering and hand clapping.

The Search for Yaser Abdel Said (part 4)

Submitted by Denis Schulz on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 06:06

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