Sharia in America
M. Ahmad founder of CAIR said:"Islam
to be equal to any other faith, but to become dominant" he said.
"The Koran, the Muslim book of scripture, should be the highest
, and Islam the only accepted religion on Earth," he said.
should give a serious thought to CAIR's agenda.. If Islam and sharia is
, It will be great. .
are right. Non of the existing Islamic countries are truly Islamic, that
is why they don't progress and most of them are poor, corrupt and
miserable. We must implement 100%
sharia and sunna to get full benefits of Islam. Inshallah we will try
to do it in
to make it the first real Muslim country after the days of rightly guided
khalifas Consider the following advantages:
can go to jihad against non Muslim countries. It will bring immense wealth
in booty and millions of captured women. Canada and
can be easy targets and are conveniently located for easy assault and
hauling of booty.
slavery will be allowed
to sell it's
of the captured women.
provide affordable domestic help for house wives and
clean enjoyable sex for their husbands.
men can be used as farm
labor and factory workers at a much lower
cost than unionized labor.
men from the prohibited non
Islamic businesses like TV, Photography, computers, mortgage companies,
music industry etc can be hired as religious police for the Ministry of
Prevention of Vice and Promotion of Virtues . They can be used to
beat up women violating burqa laws, arrest men with undersize
beards and whip the non religious types found loitering at prayer times.
men will be allowed four wives and unlimited number of slave girls,
population boom will result in making
the fastest growing religion grow even faster.
non muslims will live under dhimmi rules and pay heavy Jizya. Budget
deficits will be a thing of the past.
of adulterers, whipping of alcohol drinkers, cutting of
hands and feet of thieves and
beheadings of apostates can be carried out after Juma prayers on
Fridays in the local stadium. Gate charge for this gory and exciting
weekly spectacle can generate a lot of revenue.
male gynecologists can be hired to carry
out circumcisions of new
circumcision can be made
mandatory to promote piety and holiness and discourage lewdness
age for girls can be lowered to 6 years. That will reduce the burden of
support of large poorer families and also promote a sunna, the tradition
set by the holy prophet (peace be up on him).
Ramadan will be declared as public holidays so that every one can
pray and recite the Quran.. Why work in the only month in which all ibadah
and Quran recitals are worth 70 times the normal sawab (reward)?.
Muslims on temporary out of town business assignments will be able to do a
temporary marriage (Muta) and
enjoy home comfort outside of home.
menstruation is a disease according to Quran all menstruating women will
be given time off to rest in bed during
toilet seats in the public rest rooms will be reoriented so that one does
not defecate facing
public toilets will have buckets of stones instead of toilet tissues for
claiming after defecation as a movement to implement sunna in the
bins along roadside will be placed to drop bones and dried animal feces
for jins to snack on.
medical costs can be brought down by the following two prong approaches:
can be placed in the clinics to recite Quranic ayas (verses) and blow on
the patients and pray for them . Their fee will be a fraction of
what doctor's charge.
All pharmacies will be required to dispense
black cumin, honey, Indian incense and camel urine
as cure for all diseases as recommended by the holy prophet (pbuh).
The cost will be a fraction of today's medicines.
prison costs will come down due to the following:
men serving time for the crime
of rape will be freed if
four male witnesses had not testified in the trial. Even if
four male witnesses had testified, the criminal will
be freed under insanity provision , since
only mentally insane will rape in front of four witnesses.
men serving sentences for beating wives will be freed as under new
American sharia law wife beating will be allowed.
thieves will be freed after cutting their hands and feet.
be freed as sex with children will not be against law any more.
slayers of unbelievers will be freed if they converted to Islam.
All these result in savings and prosperity and happiness for all.