We are Against Hate, Not Faith
A Letter to Allah
2/22/2013
Dear Allah,
Did you see the news?
One of your suicide bombers did not go off. Instead she was hanging about in Islamabad railway station look confused, until she got picked up by the police.
Now, you really need to pay attention to what she said when she got arrested:
As she was taken into custody, Khalida Akhtar also reportedly told officers that she would have gladly sacrificed herself for higher causes if she could trade those 72 virgins for two experienced guys, a masseuse, a butler, and a chef.
http://www.theglobaledition.com/female-taliban-suicide-bomber-hates-the-idea-of-virgins-in-heaven/
Now, listen Allah, your sales pitch for recruiting female suicide bombers is way off. You need Saatchi & Saatchi.
72 spotty teenagers with smelly socks talking about football and “birds” all day long, all demanding a mother figure who cooks, cleans and wipes their noses for them is NOT what women want. In fact it is something they can do very well without. You really could not get it any more wrong, Allah. Offering an electric drill or a set of spanners would be an improvement. Still pathetic, but not quite as bad.
She is telling you what she likes: two experienced hunks, a masseuse, a butler and a chef does the trick. Compared to 72 houris for the men, this request should be a breeze to satisfy dear Allah. A driver would be good too. Free unlimited use of health spa and beauty parlour would be a bonus. Gucci, Chanel and Louis Vitton. All inclusive holidays in the Caribbean. Diamond jewelry. Shoes. Handbags. More shoes. More handbags. No woman ever has enough shoes or handbags.
So Allah, you really need to get out more. And coming from me, that is saying something. Your paradise is seriously lacking, particularly diamonds, shoes and handbags.
She got it all wrong I hear you say? Offering 72 male virgins was never part of the deal?
Ahhhh….
So what is it that a woman suicide bomber can expect? A job? As a houri? Now, come on, Allah, you really are out of touch. So after blowing herself up and killing lots of innocent people, all for you, you want to reward her by giving a position as an unpaid prostitute, for all eternity? You are outclassed by the competition: she could go to Bangkok, work as a go-go girl and get PAID! She even can have a day off to do some gardening too!
Really, you seem to be incredibly clueless about women. It really shows that you never talk to any of them. Maybe you are gay? Is that why all your prophets are men?
Yours
gilito
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I also have many questions to ask this pimp of paradise aka Allah!
1.Allah why are you so weak in maths?
2.What happens to the muslimah who reaches the jannat and finds that her husband is rotting in hell? Does she get to satisfy herself with cucumber or raw banana?
3.What happens to the wife who dies before husband and reaches heaven? She has to wait for the old dog to die and then come to heaven? Till then vibrator?
4.What happens to the wife who arrives in heaven and her husband is aready busy with 28 boys and 72 houries? Or is the husband allowed extras?
Waiting for your advise pimp allah!
“She got it all wrong I hear you say? Offering 72 male virgins was never part of the deal?”
Hmmmm..Or you may GOT wrong about HIM…Is time 2 the others who are NOT as believers…
where in the HELL of their histories women were after Angles(huries in their hell?)
Theos witchworshipersmuhaMADANS KNOW WHO THEY WERE!
Believe or NOT..
Is their judgement DAY this 2013..Some thing i bet HEAVEN waited 4…
1400 years 2punish them!
They worship their stone alat…
but is pedophilmuhaMAD THEY WORSHIP…
IS HE WHICH TOLD THIS FAIRY-TALE OF THE IR STONE ALAT IN MECKA!
The other stuff in their history is “humalation” of KUFFAR(INFIDELS)…
This is the humalation 4them at same time THEY(heaven)
DID HIM AS WOMAN”!
From now YOU ALL WILL READ THOES HISTORIES about so call women 2day…yesterday men…
EVEN when they all will calculating again their cityzen they and YOU will be surpriced what YOU will hear…
Their men are much LESS…Their women will be more and more…by same NUMBERS OF THEIR POPULATION!
4Exemple:In irak is we just say…32 milyoon citizen in the country…60% of them are men..so very soon their population WILL BE THE SAME..same 32 milyoon BUT 23% of them will be men…then we see IF thoes psychop aths 2muhaMADANS WILL FINALY GET IT!
ALLAH IS NOT BIGGER THAN UNIVERSE AND HER SOUL AND CREATER OF UNIVERSE WHO WE CALL HER 4 OUR SWEEEEEEET MAZDAAHOURA…
HINDUS…BRAHMA…
JEWS JAHWA
CHRISTIANS 4 JAHUWA(OR SAME AS JASHUA IN JUDEO-XTIANITY)!
FOR THE SECOND ONE WE WILL APPROVE THAT THERE IS A SOUL OF UNIVERSE AND SHE GET 5 NAMES AT THIS PLANET AND
NONE OF IT CALLS 4 THEIR ALLAH(ALAT)!
THERE IS GOD BUT NOT ALLAH OR PEDOPHILMUHAMAD!
WHEN WE ARE DONE THEY WILL SEE…
NOT ONLY THEIR ALLAH BUT EVEN THEIR PEDOPHILMUHAMAD WILL OR IS ABLE 2HELP THE IDIOTS 2BELIEVERS!
NEXT TIME THEY WILL NOT SHOUT “ALLAHUAKBAR” OR THERE IS NO1 BUT THEIR ALAT(ALLAH)!
Next time they all will shut their TAAZI dirty mouth!
Muhammad and his gang totally screwed up that part of Janna (paradise) for Muslimah (female Islamic slaves)!
Muhammad eliminated Allat (wife of al Lah) and the daughters of al Lah (al Uzza and Manat. Muhammad closed the door on all advantage to Muslimah in Islam heaven. This situation can not be changed for the Creator (Muhammad) of al Lah(the-God) and Islam is passed and nothing can be added or deleted to Islam.
Khalida Akhtar (Islam murder bomber) and those like her will just have to accept the position of Houri (whore) of the perpetual virginity, No Louis V. or fancy bags or shoes for you (Muslimah). And definitely no hunks, masseuses, butlers, or chefs!