Pat Condell on Islam (Video)

I love Pat Condell's videos. His wit, eloquence and commonsense all expose the lies of Islam and its foolish followers.

More Pat Condell please! Pretty please!

Islam has a chirp on it's shoulder bigger then the entire universe.

Do you know why clerics preach Jihad while they themselves will not commit Jihad? Because by performing lip service that produces Jihadists will get them into heaven so they won't have to commit the act themselves. In other words they want to enjoy the benefits of heaven without blowing themselves up.

The U.N. should change it's name to the UNAHR ( The United Nations Against Human Rights ).

If they want to turn the U.K. or any other country into Saudi Arabia, then we the free people should give them some money and a first class ticket to Saudi Arabia where they will be happy.

For Saudi Arabia compensating women, it would take hundreds of years to compensate their victims and the country would go bankrupt.

A conversation overheard in 7th century Mecca and translated into today's English:

"Hey, Abu, who's your friend?"
"His name is Mohammed, Umar. He's the prophet of God."
"Really? How do you know?"
"Mohammed says so."
"Hmm...so what's with the dead palm leaf?
"I write down the revelations of God on it."
"How do you know they're the revelations of God?"
"Mohammed says so."
"Hmm...so what's this God's name?"
"Mohammed says it's Al-Raman."
"Who's that? I've never heard of him. You might wanna pick a name the locals have heard of or else you might get banished from town like that old fool Zayd ibn 'Amr."
"Any ideas, Umar?"
"Well, I've always thought the moon god Allah was kinda cool. He has three hot daughters and I kinda dig that crescent moon symbol."
"Good idea, Umar. You should sign up."
"Nah, I don't think so."
"C'mon, Umar. We're gonna raid caravans and stuff and Mohammed says we can keep any slave girls and share in the booty."
"That's kinda dangerous, Abu. Those caravans are heavily guarded and you could get killed."
"No problem, Umar. Mohammed says if you die in a fight, you will immediately go to paradise and have tons of virgin girls to play with and rivers of honey and shade trees and all kinds of good stuff."
"Sounds good, Abu. Let me think about it. I'll catch ya later."
"See ya, Umar. Peace be upon you."

Those dynamic duo (allah & muhammad) hate free speech, they're allergic to it. Look at the state of muslim world, people there are more like robots than humans.