Mullah Nasruddin: True Stories of the great Imam
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When you come to a fork in the road, take it
Yogi Berra
The Mullah and the Donkey: Who’s word would you take?
One day, one of Mullah Nasruddin's friend came over and wanted to borrow his donkey for a day or two. Mullah, knowing his friend, was not kindly inclined to the request, and came up with the excuse that someone had already borrowed his donkey.
Just as Mullah uttered these words, his donkey started braying in his backyard. Hearing the sound, his friend gave him an accusing look, to which Mullah replied: "I refuse to have any further dealings with you since you take a donkey's word over mine."
Moral of the story: Mullah Nasruddin is “Muslims” and Qur’an is “Braying of the Donkey”. The question is this: who would you believe; the Mullah or the Braying? Science showed us that the Qur’an has got tons of scientific facts wrong, yet Muslims keep saying the Qur’an is Miraculous. Abul Kasem has shown us not long ago, in his Qur’anic contradictions series, so many contradictions in the Qur’an; its unreal. Yet, Muslims keep saying there is not a single contradiction in the Qur’an. Who are we going to believe: the Mullah or the Braying (that braying sounds ugly by the way. That is why it is “recited”)
How to go out of business Nasruddin way
A businessman was in a great deal of trouble. His business was failing, he had put everything he had into the business, he owed everybody it was so bad he was even contemplating suicide. As a last resort he went to Imam Nasruddin and poured out his story of tears and woe. When he had finished, the Imam Nasruddin said, "Here's what I want you to do, put a beach chair and a copy of the Qur’an in your car and drive down to the beach. Take the beach chair and the Qur’an to the water's edge, sit down in the beach chair, and put the Qur’an in your lap. Open the Qur’an; the wind will move the pages, but finally the Qur’an will come to rest on a page. Look down at the page and read the first thing you see. That will be your answer, that will tell you what to do." A year later the businessman went back to the Imam and brought his wife and children with him. The man was in a new custom- tailored suit, his wife in a mink coat, the children shining. The businessman pulled an envelope stuffed with money out of his pocket and gave it to the Masjid as a donation in thanks for his advice. Imam Nasruddin was happy for the money, and recognized the man, and was curious. "You did as I suggested?" he asked. "Absolutely," replied the businessman. "You went to the beach?" "Absolutely." "You sat in a beach chair with the Qur’an in your lap?" "Absolutely." "You let the pages move until they stopped?" "Absolutely." "And what were the first words you saw?" "Chapter 11."
Moral of the story: Here is chapter 11 on how to pay debts according to the holy prophet:
Dawud, Book 19, Number 2996 - Narrated Muhayyisah:
The Apostle of Allah (peace_be_upon_him) said: If you gain a victory over the men of Jews, kill them. So Muhayyisah jumped over Shubaybah, a man of the Jewish merchants. He had close relations with them. He then killed him. At that time Huwayyisah (brother of Muhayyisah) had not embraced Islam. He was older than Muhayyisah. When he killed him, Huwayyisah beat him and said: O enemy of Allah, I swear by Allah, you have a good deal of fat in your belly from his property.
Are we to follow such a man with such evil teachings?
How to train Bedouins to run
"When I was in the desert," said Nasruddin one day, "I caused an entire tribe of horrible and bloodthirsty bedouins to run." "However did you do it?" "Easy. I just ran, and they ran after me."
Give me the Women
Once, when Mullah Nasruddin was visiting a Western town, he was invited to attend a fashion show. He went, and afterwards he was asked how he liked it. "It's a complete swindle!" he exclaimed indignantly. "What do you mean?" he was asked. "They show you the women - and then try to sell you the clothes!"
Moral of the story
Keep an open mind for women. Here is what Mo did:
Volume 3, Book 46, Number 717:
Narrated Ibn Aun:
I wrote a letter to Nafi and Nafi wrote in reply to my letter that the Prophet had suddenly attacked Bani Mustaliq without warning while they were heedless and their cattle were being watered at the places of water. Their fighting men were killed and their women and children were taken as captives; the Prophet got Juwairiya on that day. Nafi said that Ibn 'Umar had told him the above narration and that Ibn 'Umar was in that army.
By the way, Muhammad had sex with Juwairiyya that very night. If this is not rape, I do not know what is. He just murdered her husband and all adult male relatives, and enslaved women and children. Here is my question to the smart reader out there: Let us say he “married” her (as if she had a real choice here), does his sleeping with her that very night make it any less of a “rape”? Should such a marriage make the Muslim apologetic feel good about his prophet?
How to get out of Preaching a Sermon
Once, the people of The City invited Mulla Nasruddin to deliver a khutba. When he got on the minbar (pulpit), he found the audience was not very enthusiastic, so he asked "Do you know what I am going to say?" The audience replied "NO", so he announced "I have no desire to speak to people who don't even know what I will be talking about" and he left. The people felt embarrassed and called him back again the next day. This time when he asked the same question, the people replied "YES" So Mullah Nasruddin said, "Well, since you already know what I am going to say, I won't waste any more of your time" and he left. Now the people were really perplexed. They decided to try one more time and once again invited the Mullah to speak the following week. Once again he asked the same question - "Do you know what I am going to say?" Now the people were prepared and so half of them answered "YES" while the other half replied "NO". So Mullah Nasruddin said "The half who know what I am going to say, tell it to the other half" and he left!
Alexander the Great (PBUH)
The story from the Qur’an tells that Zul-Qarnain is Alexander the Great according to many Tafsirs. Here are some verses on that:
Yusuf Ali 18:83-86
They ask thee concerning Zul-qarnain Say, "I will rehearse to you something of his story." Verily We established his power on earth, and We gave him the ways and the means to all ends. One (such) way he followed, Until, when he reached the setting of the sun, he found it set in a spring of murky water: near it he found a people: We said: "O Zul-qarnain! (thou hast authority), either to punish them, or to treat them with kindness.""
Mullah Nasruddin knew his Qur’an very well. Some even say he was a “Hafiz”. The following story shows the depth of knowledge that our Mullah had:
Mullah Nasruddin went on a pilgrimage to Mecca, and on the way he passed through Medina. As he was walking by the main mosque there, a rather confused looking tourist approached him. "Excuse me sir," said the tourist, "but you look like a native of these parts; can you tell me something about this mosque? It looks very old and important, but I've lost my guidebook." Nasruddin, being too proud to admit that he, too, had no idea what it was, immediately began an enthusiastic explanation. "This is indeed a very old and special mosque." he declared, "It was built by Alexander the Great to commemorate his conquest of Arabia." The tourist was suitably impressed, but presently a look of doubt crossed his face. "But how can that be?" he asked, "I'm sure that Alexander was a Greek or something, not a Muslim. . . Wasn't he?" "I can see that you know something of these matters." replied Nasruddin with chagrin, "In fact, Alexander was so impressed at his good fortune in war that he converted to Islam in order to show his gratitude to God." "Oh, wow." said the tourist, then paused. "Hey, but surely there was no such thing as Islam in Alexander's time?" "An excellent point! It is truly gratifying to meet a visitor who understands our history so well," answered Nasruddin. "As a matter of fact, he was so overwhelmed by the generosity God had shown him that as soon as the fighting was over he began a new religion, and became the founder of Islam." The tourist looked at the mosque with new respect, but before Nasruddin could quietly slip into the passing crowd, another problem occurred to him. "But wasn't the founder of Islam named Mohammed? I mean, that's what I read in a book; at least I'm sure it wasn't Alexander." "I can see that you are a scholar of some learning," said Nasruddin, "I was just getting to that. Alexander felt that he could properly dedicate himself to his new life as a prophet only by adopting a new identity. So, he gave up his old name and for the rest of his life called himself Mohammed." "Really?" wondered the tourist, "That's amazing! But...but I thought that Alexander the Great lived a long time before Mohammed? Is that right?" "Certainly not!" answered the Mullah, "You're thinking of a different Alexander the Great. I'm talking about the one named Mohammed."
Moral of the story: Muhammad always invented stories out of the blue to fit his selfish desires. Mullah Nasr looks like a beginner compared to the master.
Giving a hand to a Begger
One day Nasruddin repaired tiles on the roof of his house. While Nasruddin was working on the roof, a stranger knocked the door. - What do you want? Nasruddin shouted out. - Come down, replied stranger So I can tell it. Nasruddin unwilling and slowly climbed down the ladder. - Well! replied Nasruddin, what was the important thing? - Could you give little money to this poor old man? begged stranger. Tired Nasruddin started to climb up the ladder and said, - Follow me up to the roof. When both Nasruddin and beggar were upside, on the roof, Nasruddin said, - The answer is no!
Smarter than a thief
That was the time Mullah Nasruddin's family was very poor. One day Nasruddin 's wife woke him in the middle of the night and whispered, "Nasruddin, There is a thief in the kitchen!" "Shhh... Stupid woman! replied Nasruddin. Let him be. Perhaps he find something then we seize it!"
Moral of the story: The holy prophet made a living out of attacking other people without warning, killing the men and enslaving women and children. What the Mullah wanted to do is nothing compared to what Muhammad did.
Soccer defensive player of the year – Mullah Nasr is Yogi Berra of his time
In his youth, Mullah Nasruddin played soccer as defence in his home town team. After one game where they lost to a late goal in the match, the Mullah explained what happened to the media in a serious tone: ”We were a little bit outnumbered there, it was two against two”
AMIM you can copy Mullah
AMIM you can copy Mullah Nasruddin’s.
Hadith for the day Bukhari :
Hadith for the day
Bukhari : Book 4 : Volume 52 : Hadith 44
Narrated Abu Huraira:
A man came to Allah's Apostle and said, "Instruct me as to such a deed as equals Jihad (in reward)." He replied, "I do not find such a deed." Then he added, "Can you, while the Muslim fighter is in the battle-field, enter your mosque to perform prayers without cease and fast and never break your fast?" The man said, "But who can do that?" Abu- Huraira added, "The Mujahid (i.e. Muslim fighter) is rewarded even for the footsteps of his horse while it wanders bout (for grazing) tied in a long rope."
Koran 17:16-17 When we decide
Koran 17:16-17
When we decide to destroy a population, we send a definite order to them who have the good things in life and yet transgress; so that Allah's word is proved true against them: then we destroy them utterly. How many generations have we destroyed after Noah? And enough is thy Lord to note and see the Sins of his servants
Here Allah, the God of the Muslims is clearly stating the exact method that he adopts when he commits genocide of an entire POPULATION. And why does Allah decide to destroy entire populations? Simply because they don't believe in Allah and so Allah will kill them all, to take revenge. Next Allah is indulging in an unbelievable display of conceit. He is actually BOASTING about how many generations he has destroyed after Noah. If Allah had a list of his merits, no doubt genocide of numerous generations of people would top his list. Allah enjoys watching the annhilation of thousands of Non-Muslims at the hands of his pious followers, the Muslims.
Koran 8:37
In order that Allah may seperate the impure from the pure, Put All the impure ones (Non-Muslim), one on top of the another in a Heap and cast them into Hell. They will be the ones to have lost
The "All-Merciful Allah" is now specifically instructing all "peace-loving Muslims" to heap up a mountain of corpses of the non believers. Of course, in order to do this holy task for Allah, the Muslim must first go out and attack innocent Non-Muslims and massacre them so that Allah's wishes are fulfilled. Allah seems to have an inexhaustible thirst for the blood of innocents. Note that the reason given to massacre non-believers is that "Allah may seperate the Impure from the Pure". It has nothing to do with self-defense or protection as Muslims try to argue. The explicit purpose for this heinous crime is so that Allah can easily differentiate between the Muslims and Non-Muslims. This way it becomes a lot easier for Allah and his angelic helpers to dump the heaps of murdered Non-Muslims into Hellfire.
Koran 21:11
How many were the populations we utterly destroyed because of their inequities, setting up in their place other peoples
Again Allah is boasting about his amazing exploits such as genocide and displacement of innocent people. The justification for this crime is that these innocent people had "inequities". Apparently any community which is not Muslim is full of inequities by Islamic definition and therefore fair game for all pious Muslims to massacre and plunder.
Koran 2:8-10
In their (Non-Muslims) hearts is a disease; and Allah has increased their disease and grievous is the penalty they will incur, because they are false.
So Allah not only exhorts Muslims to kill all the non-believers, he also strikes down the surviving ones with disease and pain. Any good Muslim must surely carry out their beloved Allah's word. In fact Allah's word seems to be very much in effect in today's world. This is why one sees pious, Allah-loving Muslims like Saddam Hussain nursing factories that make weapons of biological and chemical warfare. Saddam is complying perfectly with Allah's wishes to the letter when he manufactures strains of deadly viruses to be unleashed on unsuspecting non-believers like the Israelis and Americans. He has secured a place in Islamic "Jannat" (Paradise) for himself by following Allah's orders so religiously.
Koran 58:5
Those who resist Allah and His Messenger will be crumbled to dust, as were those before them: for we have already sent down Clear Signs and the Unbelievers will have a humiliating Penalty
Those who resist Allah and His Messenger" obviously refers to anyone who is not a Muslim. Therefore every Non-Muslim must be crushed to death by the holy edict of Allah. No doubt it was this very verse which must have served as a motivation for those pious Muslims who bombed the World Trade Center. Allah must have been extremely pleased to watch all those innocent Non-Muslims being crumbled to death.
Koran 44:43-50
Verily the Tree of Zaqqum will be the food of the sinful. Like molten brass it will boil in their insides, Like the boiling of scalding water Seize Ye Him and drag him into the midst of the blazing Fire Then pour over his head the penalty of Boiling Water
One shudders to imagine the kind of effects such a torture manual has on the impressionable mind of a young Muslim child. Is it any wonder that so many of them grow up into hardened criminals who possess a distorted, sadistic and perverted psyche. Repeated exposure to and encouragement of the thoughts expressed in this verse would surely inculcate violence in the very core of a child's being. This description of Hell for the Non-Muslims has been the model for every pious Muslim in the past and present. In India, Sikh Gurus were tortured to death in exactly the same fashion. They were boiled to death in a cauldron of scalding liquid. On April 20, 1998 in Udhampur, India, over 30 innocent Kashmiri Hindu men, women and children were burnt alive in exactly the horrific manner sanctioned by the "Most merciful and All-Forgiving Allah", for refusing to convert to Islam.
The above verses are only the tip of the iceberg. Any deluded Non-Muslim who thinks that Islam is the religion of peace and that it is only misguided Muslims who commit terrorism and atrocities, can pick up an English translation of the Koran from any bookstore and refer to these Verses (Surahs). If, even after reading these Surahs, you are foolhardy enough not to realise the facts that I have explained, then here is a list of Allah's plans for you. All of these punishments befit you by default if you happen to be a Non-Muslim. Even a mass murderer will eventually attain Pardise if he is Muslim, wheras any Non-Muslim, even if he happens to be a Saint is eternally damned to Hellfire by Allah's decree. In Allah's own immortal words:
Koran 2:39
Those who reject faith (Islam) and belie our signs, They shall be Companions of the Fire and abide in it.
Koran 2:89-90
The Curse of Allah is on those without faith (in Islam) Thus have they drawn wrath upon wrath on themselves and humiliating is the punishment of those who reject faith (Islam)
Koran 5:33
The Punishment for those who oppose Allah and his messenger is : Execution or Crucifixion or the cutting off of hands and feet from opposite sides or exile from the land
Koran 9:35
On the day when Heat will be produced out of the wealth in the Fire of Hell, and with it will be branded their foreheads, their sides and their backs- "This is the treasure that ye buried for yourselves, taste ye then the treasures that ye buried."
This verse is referring to those people who don't spend their money in the way prescribed by Allah. Obviously if you happen to be a Non-Muslim, you don't spend money in the ways that the Muslim Allah prescribes, so this is the fate you are heading for. Beware All Ye Filthy Capitalists of America! This Surah's for you.
Koran 8:50
If you could see when the angels take the souls of the Unbelievers at death. How they smite their faces and backs saying "Taste the penalty of the blazing Fire"
Even the angels will be doing Allah's dirty work for him. The Merciful Allah does not discriminate among his Muslim followers. Everyone starting from the Muslim Bum to the Angel gets a chance to maim, mutilate and kill Non-Believers. Allah is truly just and Merciful!
Koran 8:37 In order that
Koran 8:37
In order that Allah may seperate the impure from the pure, Put All the impure ones (Non-Muslim), one on top of the another in a Heap and cast them into Hell. They will be the ones to have lost.
Now i understand why "timur the lame" heaped the dead bodies of Hindus at street corners in the form of pyramids, when he ransacked Delhi.He is the fore father of babar--founder of the mughal dynasty in INDIA.timur is said to have killed over one millon hindus in Delhi.It was written that the streets of Delhi were soaked wet with hindu blood
for months. I fail to understand how the hindus gave up with out a fight.At the most the invading army would be less then one lakh.Was it mass panic?????
My wife & i have decided if the same situation repeats,we shall take atleast one muslim with us.
LOL. Nice satire from IK.
LOL. Nice satire from IK.
Brother Krishna, Hello
Brother Krishna, Hello again
I hope and pray things never get to mass killings. I believe in peace, and in the power of the human intellect. Islam is falling and will fall day by day. All we need is to tell the truth about Muhammad and the history of Islam, and people will leave. Thanks to the internet by the way. Islam has got an enemy it can't behead. This is why Islam is fighting a losing battle. Thanks
Jihadi attempt to derail
Jihadi attempt to derail Rajadhani Express in Kerala, As usual Media blacks it out
07/03/2009 07:22:10 HK
Parapanangadi: A Major Jihadi terrorist attack has been averted by the timely intervention and alertness of few Railway officers here.
The sabotage attempt to derail Rajadhani express from Thiruvananthapuram to New Delhi by Jihadi terrorist in Parapanangadi, A Jihadi stronghold was averted on Friday.
The sabotage attempt by placing Concrete Slabs, Heavy weighted Iron Rods and a Signal lamp on the Railway line minutes before Rajdhani express’s arrival was noted by Station Master C Mohan and staff Jayalakshmi. RPF officers V K Krishnan and Kuriakose chased the Jihadi and caught after a minor shuffle near beach road.
The Jihadi, Abdul Rashid was later passed on to Police in Kozhikode.Such Sabotage attempts were noted earlier also and when informed Police dismissed as the handwork of Children.
The Media which will moan and conduct live discussions when a Tragedy happens, Ignored this attempt also as it may hurt the peace loving ‘Minority’ in the state. If the investigations are not taken by Central Investigating officers , The investigation will be interrupted and the terrorist will turn out as a ‘Mentally Deranged Person’ who will get released from Mental Hospital after couple of months.
Most of the Jihadi Terrorist arrested recently have clear link and connection with CPM’s poster boy ‘Abdul Nasser Madni’ . But for the sake of few Jihadi votes CPM sabotaged all investigations in connection with Abdul Nasser Madni’s terrorist links.
In 1947 Pakistanis were
In 1947 Pakistanis were saying "Pakistan Zindabad" (hail Pakistan) , but now they are saying "Pakistan se Zinda bhaag" (Get out of Pakistan while you are alive)
It becoming true about
It becoming true about OBAMA.
Obama mulls reaching out to moderate Taliban: Report
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/World/Pak-releases-12-Taliban-prisone...
Pakistan is a failed state
Pak releases 12 Taliban prisoners in Swat valley
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/World/Pak-releases-12-Taliban-prisone...
Haha Mulla Nasir-udin was a
Haha Mulla Nasir-udin was a smart ass I always used to read his stories when
I was a kid ....
Why isn't faithfreedom following the same format ...???
http://news.faithfreedom.org/index.php
The new one is dull ...! the old one was userfriendly too and you could send
messages privately to the members...
see raja it took people s
see raja it took people s long to see that Obama is an A Hole and will now destroy the world with his policies. I hope that he dies with a heart attack and we have a real American President and not a narcisist alien as the Prez.
Haha Mulla Nasir-udin was a
Haha Mulla Nasir-udin was a smart ass I always used to read his stories when
I was a kid ….
Why isn’t faithfreedom following the same format …???
news.faithfreedom.org/index.php
The new one is dull …! the old one was userfriendly too and you could send
messages privately to the members…
Hi "Ibn Kammuna"; Real nice
Hi "Ibn Kammuna";
Real nice of you to bring my beloved Mullah Nasruddin to FFI.
I have heard that Mullah Nasruddin once drank too much wine and fell down in the street. It was midnight, and it was very cold. A policeman approached him and asked, " What are you doing here? What has happened to you?"
The Mullah thought he was dying, so he said, " My death is approaching. Please bring a Christian Missionary to me."
The policeman asked, " Why a Christian Missionary? What is your name?"
" Mullah Nasruddin, " he replied.
The policeman said, " What do you want with a Missionary? I can call an Imam, a Mullah, any MoHamMadan priest."
The Mullah said, " No , I want to convert to Christianity before I die,"
The policeman was a bit surprised and asked, " Why? You have lived as a Muslim all your life, why do you want to change at the time of your death?"
The Mullah replied, " I do not want a single Muslim to die. It would be much better if a Christian were to die instead,"
We hear phrases like " Islam is in danger" or Christianity is in danger." Islam/Christianity does not exist at all; how can it be in danger? A Muslim a Christian can be in danger as an individual -- but will Islam or Christianity be in danger? It is not a living thing, how can it die? Islam/ Christianity is an empty word. Perhaps that is why it has lasted. Something that is living will die, but a word can go on living for centuries.
Believer holds fast to the crowd even with his dying breath, and so it is preferable to decrease the Christians by one so there should not be fewer Muslims. The crowd gives a sense of security. Believers are surrounded by the crowd in life as well as in death.
I have read the Book "The
I have read the Book "The Story of Khoja Nasruddin".
The author/compiler of the book had pointed out that some religious zealots have changed the word Khwaja [or Khoja] to Mullah and he cautions the readers about this conspiracy.
Khoja Nasruddin could never be a Muslim leave alone being a Mullah. Nasruddin was too smart for that !
Umm, are you people insane? I
Umm, are you people insane? I mean, really.. no joke, are you people openly, conciously, literally and knowingly following the devil? satan himself? the lord of evil, really, I'm serious, are you? lol... please, do reply. you people are so sickeningly deceitful. for one, Muslims fighting a losing battle? yeahh, surreeee, keep telling yourself that, by Allah, I can see, literally see your anxiety and disbelief in your own statements. Islam is literally, according to all authentic studies conducted by both muslims and non muslims, the FASTEST GROWING RELIGION IN THE WORLD! uhh, yeah, so, just so you little lying satans know, Islam isnt losing, unless by losing you mean gaining more followers and believers than any faith i nthe history of the universe, then, if that's losing, yeah I guess Islam is losing, I'm a loser! lol, thank God! vice versa, I'm sure you "winners" must be oh so happy to be winning. lol. you, who literally do nothing more than deceive your own people, so that in your own deceitful, satanic world, you believe yourself to be right, even though you are conciously deceiving one another, so that when you and we come together in actual debate, you are humiliated like all christian missionaries always have been in Muslim Christian debate. and you yourselves argue with lies until you find out, overwhelmingly, that your own brothers lied to you, and humiliated you.
lol, first of all, you little satanists ned to look at the context, Christ said he came to bring war, not peace, right? Moses killed a man, did he not? Abraham had slaves, and marrried and had children by one of his slaves, did he not? may biblical prophets of God went on military expeditions, ididnt they? I belieev it was Moses, and his people, whom God Almighty ordered to march on a town, and they were ordered to, and infact did, kill everything ,every living, moving thing, not a child, baby, or anything was spared, orr.. I'm sorry, the FEMALE babies were spared, so they would be wed to the believers. huh, Muslims always allowed all children and women to live, unlike these "good jews",(they were, btu according to your satanic, double standards thwe are not though they are, thouh they committed much more "murder" and "atrocity" than the Muslims).
look at the conntext, oh deceiving satanists, the Prophet of God, Muhammad, SAW, lived and preached in Mekkah, for over 10 years, without lifting so much as a finger at anyone, preaching tolerance adn forgiveness, countless Muslims were killed by the pagans(no wonder you defend deceiving pagan killers, you are such), Muslim women raped, and many family members of Muhammad(SAW) himself died of starvation, finally, the pagans literally devised to kill Muhamamd himself! thanks to Allah Almighty(SWT) he escaped, and fled to Medina to escape being killed. subsequently, the Muslims all lost their properties adn their homes that they had to leave in Mekkah, so indeed, thsome Muslims raided Caravans, to make up for their stolen wealth, no doubt, they had every right. and now, the thing that easily proves that you and your kind, on this website, are literally satanists, and followers of the great deceiver and deceivers yourselves, is to any fair minded upright and honest man, is that you people accuse Muhammad of being a bad person, or a "violent" person, because he defended himself and his community of slaughtered, oppresed and exiled Muslims, against the aggressive, murderous pagan armies, while your sickening kind victimizes these pagan murderers, who killed and attacked the Muslims countless times and continously without restraint, and finally exiled them and stole all of their property. this is the factual history of the era, I swear as Allah is my witness, I have reviewed every single authentic source, and this is the truth of it all, I encourage al lof you who have been deceived by teh satanists on this website, to study the NEUTRAL history, and you will see the truth of it, and make your own neutral conclusion, do not allow the satabnists to tel lyou what happened, look it up.
secondly, as for the Jews who Muhammad slaughtered, indeed, he did, but is it told to you deceivers that the jews who were beheaded, for one, openly and knowingly to everyone went to the enemy pagans, even though they had a contractual alliance with the Muslims to defend Medina, they wento the Pagans and invited them to attack Medinae and overthrow Muhammad, so that the MEKKAns did so, and the Jews, instead of defending Medina, concious of their guilt, locked themselves in their fortrases. when the Muslims defeated teh Pagans i nthe battle of the trench, it was known through spies in the Pagan army and the Jews own later admission, and their breaching of the treaty adn not fighting in defense of Medina, that they were at fault for their breaching of the written treaty, so the Jews and Muhamamd agreed on a solution, to allow the leader of one of their (jewish) tribes with whom the were in alliance, to decide their fate. so it was ,Saad may Allah bless him, decreed the men be beheaded and the wome and nchildren enslaved, even though,m, according to the jews own law, yea, the jewws whom you satanists admire and love so, the women, children ,and men all should have been killed, under such clear circumstances.
so, it is clear to any right minded, God loving and fearing man, that Muhammad practiced restraint and mercy much as he can. oh, and finally, proving his merciful and beautiful character onnce and for all, after all this, all the murder and aggression the pagan mekkans committeed, when Muhamamd and the Muslims marched on Mekkah, again, after Mekkah openly broke the treaty and at first refused to renew it, and the Muslims conquered Mekkah, literally, nearly not one single drop of blood was shed, this wads literally one of, if not the single most bloodless conquest ever, of any state, or country. the prophet Muhamamd forgave every single Meccan in the city, except a list of six, who, infact, most of whom were later themselves forgiven after they appealed to his character.
and HE was a bad and violent man, for defending himself and killing SOME of the killers in defense, while forgiving most others, but the aggressing killers themselves, and the traitors, who are known and proven as such through all historical records, they were the poor victims? Allah's curse be upon you, how deluded you are. you are a sick people.
LMAO! AND AS FOR KOKAMAL!
LMAO! AND AS FOR KOKAMAL! lol, bear witness, Oh Allah! lol, here is another proof of the satanic, deceiving nature of your kind. it has never, anywhere been claimed Nasruddin was not a Muslim, every historical account ,and ever story relating him has always stated he was a Muslim. but, just to humor the satans of this sickening website, though, let it be known, iti s no surprise, for I know this is the kind of people who visit these anti islamic websites, for deceit only draws deceivers, and evil will only be alluring to the practicioners of evil. oh komamal, "hodja" is another term for "Mullah", it is literally the same exact thing, you oh so ignorant satan. "Hodja" is a term used to refer to "sheiks" or "Mullahs" in Turkey or Bosnia, and such countries. and I believe in some other places Hodja is used. but the point is, Hodja is a term applied to Islamic religious leaders. you ignorant deceiver, you. without Islam, the world wouldnt be where it is today, Islamic civilizations prepared the way for nearly every significant advancement we have ever had, this is attested to by your very own American scholars and historians.
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Are you aware of the book I am referring to?
The hero Khoja Nasruddin of the book was Muslim in the sense that he was born to Muslim parents. His entire life and activities make him a rational man and an atheist.
Ohh.. well, you are a Muslim you wouldn't know!