A Guide to the Qur’anic Contradictions-6

This Allah, the alleged creator of our awesome Universe, keeps making so many mistakes in his special creation the Quran. According to his very own Quran, Allah is not very smart is he? Why do I say this? OK let me explain.

There is supposed to be this all-powerful, all-knowing, super-smart god Allah up there above the clouds somewhere hiding and watching us like a peeping Tom. Nobody really knows where actually, because he is very shy and has made himself invisible as he doesn’t want to be seen (just like his Muslimas in their mobile tents). He sees humankind going astray and in his mercy sends us his Eternal Quran through Muhammad to guide us all on how to avoid being punished in his sadistic hell. His basic message is if you don’t want to end up down there, you must convert or kill or extort money from as many infidels as you can, which I have created just for your sport. Don’t worry, they are not human, only spawns of my best pal Satan. Also their little girls and women are fair game for your enjoyment.

This Allah however completely forgets that there are thousands of languages around the world that he created and instead sends his Quran only in Arabic. He also forgets that all languages evolve in time, so that this classical Quranic Arabic is known today by only a handful of the elite scholars of Islam with extra long beards, who moreover, endlessly and furiously contradict each other about the real meaning of certain verses. You see, only Allah knows their real meaning. If this is really so, then why did you even bother to send these mysterious verses to us, o mighty Allah? And what of these mysterious letters at the beginning of some surahs such as ALM, etc that are known only to him?

To make matters even worse, Allah also forgets that Arabic is supposed to be a very complicated language that cannot be translated into any other language. You see, according to Islamic logic, when we translate this Quran, it ceases to be a Quran but is now transformed into something else. So in other words, it is like saying that if you were to translate “Allahu Akbar” from Arabic into say English, it no longer means “God is the greatest” but “God is the weakest” or something distorted like it. This is like saying if you translate one of Isaac Newton’s Laws of Motion “For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction” from its original Latin into English or Arabic the meaning will now also be distorted to really mean something else. As this does not happen, you can easily see the flaw in this argument they use to avoid facing the fact that their Quran is not divine, but riddled with contradictions.

So this tyrant Allah rubs his hands together in fiendish anticipation of the dire punishments he is going to impose every time his creatures innocently misunderstand his divine verses when they try to understand them in their own language. This super-smart Allah also cannot understand any other language but classical Arabic, so we must only pray to him in this version of Arabic.

It is like the story of Ali Baba and the 40 thieves where Ali’s brother forgets the magic words “Open Sesame” and no other words work and he is trapped by the thieves in their treasure-filled cave. So if you dare pray to this Allah in any other language, it will be not only futile and a waste of time, but you will also burn in his hell. Thanks for nothing o merciful Allah!

The apologists of this Allah, to conceal their embarrassment, always claim in their “debates” which sound more like boring sermons to little children “Hey you stupid infidel, there are no contradictions in our fabulous Quran. You are again taking verses out of context and using faulty translations to distort the true meaning. Also you did not consult scholarly interpretations (tafsirs). Also your …….. (insert here Bible, Torah, Vedas, etc) is also just as bad, blah, blah, blah.”

Sorry you taqiyya apologists – your pathetic excuses don’t work here! Better luck with ignorant and self-serving Dhimmis elsewhere!

There are no contradictions as long as they repeat, "Allah knows best." or "Its Allah's will" or "Allah made it that way."

I realy liked that part of Noah's son lol. There is no way any muslim apologist can get away with it. Game over Islam. Good job Abu Kasem!

My dear "Abul Kasem"

I am sure no Muslim visitor of this site FFI will ever contradict The "Qur’andic Contradictions. Inhuman Devout Muslims have nothing to do with Qu'rand , they don't want to read or understand Qu'rand as that is against MoHamMad's teachings.Islam is for Fools, Criminals and politicians who want to rule over the Foolish and the Criminals. The devout Muslims like Jerk off Zakir Naik or his followers will love to read and find faults about other religions , to justify all the evils one can find in Qu'rand.

The " Qur’andic Contradictions" may hold some meaning for the inteligent by-birth Muslims who want to remain Human.

I personally feel that even street literature must be far better than the Qur'an.

Allah has a warning in the Quran: "O ye who believe (Muslims). Ask not questions about things which if made plain to you, may cause you trouble." (Sura 5:101). The fear of Allah (of course, his 'prophet') is that no one should study the Quran or seek to do any serious analysis of the book. If some things are made plain, a Muslim who has any sense will begin to ask questions and eventually abandon Islam as the greatest fraud in the world. Intlligent Muslims in the world must begin to ask questions about the authority of the Quran, its historicity and its literary puerility. How many Muslims would you see carrying the Quran in his hand while going to the jumaat service on Friday like a Christian on Sunday? They are more confortable with the prayer beads. The Imam does not encourage the study of the Quran. That is why they claim that the book must be read only in Arabic!

Moslem who has any sense? Oxymoron.Moslem means insane, stupid, idiotic, silly, crimilal, pedophile woreshipper, incestuous lecherous thief, etc.That's the reason I said dont call your self as ex moslem.its like saying ex criminal!

If Allah wrote the Quran, how could Pharoah submit to Islam when Islam was invented in the 7th Century.HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Amin cant even answer that one. That proves Islam is a lie. If Pharoah was a Muslim why did Moses leave Egypt. Why didnt he speak Arabic. Why didnt Allah give the great leader of Egypt the Quran or the Law. Again, that one point proves Islam is a lie and 1.5 billion bamboozled humans need to get out.Again HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>